Breast Milk Disguise-A-Can Cover Decoy Wrap

Why Buy The Cow?

Whether you just need some novelty drink markers or a prop to supplement your fantasy of finally touching boobs, you'll be nursing every drink with this Breast Milk Disguise-A-Can Cover Decoy Wrap! This silicone sleeve fits almost any 12 oz can and makes a great gift for man-babies who need a safe alternative to sucking the life out of an actual woman.

Breast Drink Sleeve Ever

Beersy's Breast Milk Disguise-A-Can Cover Decoy Wrap is a full length silicone sleeve designed to fully cover an entire aluminum can. Be discreet while drinking your favorite canned beverage. The Beersy fits nearly all standard 12 fl oz beverage cans except COORS LIGHT & other skinny can brands. This product is not intended to deceive the law. Drink responsibly.

IN STORE PICKUP
We have two locations. NYC Address is 19 W 21st Street NYC & NJ Warehouse 1800 New Jersey 34 Wall Township, 07719
Some items are delivery only. You will have the opportunity to place a separate order for them.
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SHIPPING METHODS
USA
We offer Ground, Expedited 2nd Day, Next Day options all (excluding weekends). The price will vary depending on the items in your cart. We also offer free shipping when you meet a certain dollar threshold. Please note all delivery times are based on weekdays. For example, if you order 1-3 day shipping, and order on Wednesday, your order could arrive by Monday since weekends are not included in delivery times.

INTERNATIONAL - Most products can be shipped anywhere in the world. They do not include any customs or duties. Each amount is different depending on your country. We have no control over that.

SHIPPING CUT OFF
All products are shipped by 2pm eastern. If your order is placed after that time, you may pick up locally at our store, or call to see if there is still time.