Two universal truths you discover once you reach adulthood: there is no more cruel and infernal punishment than having to be around other adults, and socks actually make a pretty good gift. Look, they've even got little flames on them! Grab a pair of Hell Is Other People Socks for yourself and/or your most misanthropic buddy. It won't make them enjoy your company, but they'll appreciate the thoughtful gesture.
These Hell is Other People Socks may be the first socks with a quote from Jean-Paul Sartre. When your seatmate on an airplane starts talking to you, just cross your legs and reveal these beauties. The conversation will stop and they will be sent into a contemplative, philosophical reverie as they begin to realize that the state of “heaven” is so subjective that there is no universal condition that will make everyone happy. Not only that, they keep your feet warm! They are a soft combed cotton blend and fit men’s shoe size 7-12.