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Long Turd

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$ 5.95
ISO Punch Bowl Feces is one of those things that is only loved by dung beetles. It’s also the sort of thing that is revolting to all who see it, which makes it great for a practical joke. Though no one is going to appreciate you dropping a deuce in...
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ISO Punch Bowl

Feces is one of those things that is only loved by dung beetles. It’s also the sort of thing that is revolting to all who see it, which makes it great for a practical joke. Though no one is going to appreciate you dropping a deuce in the punch bowl of the community pool. That’s where a prop poop like this long turd comes perfectly into play.

A Fake Turd That’s Easy To Clean

This Long Turd prop looks like a long piece of human feces. It was even designed to float for maximum effect. The special polymers it is made from are easy to wash clean. This makes it great for multiple uses and replays of the classic turd in a punch bowl prank.

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Address is 19 W 21st Street NYC. You will receive a notification when the order is ready. Please do not show up until you receive the notification.

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We offer Ground, Expedited 2nd Day, Next Day options all (excluding weekends). The price will vary depending on the items in your cart. We also offer free shipping when you meet a certain dollar threshold. Please note all delivery times are based on weekdays. For example, if you order 1-3 day shipping, and order on Wednesday, your order could arrive by Monday since weekends are not included in delivery times.

INTERNATIONAL - Most products can be shipped anywhere in the world. They do not include any customs or duties. Each amount is different depending on your country. We have no control over that.

SHIPPING CUT OFF
All products are shipped by 2pm eastern. If your order is placed after that time, you may pick up locally at our store, or call to see if there is still time.
For sanitary reason and due to the nature of the items we sell, unfortunately all transactions are final. No refunds, returns or exchange. Exchanges (if applicable) We only replace items if they are defective or damaged by the manufacturer. If you need to exchange an item(s), please contact us immediately

There are certain situations where only refunds are granted (if applicable with management's discretion)

Any item that is delivered damaged or with missing parts, please leave product untouched/unused and contact us immediately
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