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Feces is one of those things that is only loved by dung beetles. It’s also the sort of thing that is revolting to all who see it, which makes it great for a practical joke. Though no one is going to appreciate you dropping a deuce in the punch bowl of the community pool. That’s where a prop poop like this long turd comes perfectly into play.
This Long Turd prop looks like a long piece of human feces. It was even designed to float for maximum effect. The special polymers it is made from are easy to wash clean. This makes it great for multiple uses and replays of the classic turd in a punch bowl prank.
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