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Disappointed Sigh Sound Machine
Automated Dismay Did you ever get so tired of sighing at things that you wanted to sigh, but then realized that would only make things worse? These days, so many things are disappointing that it’s too much of an effort to do all the...- $ 16.95
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Disgusting Fake Vomit Prank
Employees Must Wash Hands Before Playing With This Prank Food poisoning is a very real concern in restaurants, grocery stores, delis and even some home kitchens. The risk of harmful microbes making their way into your alimentary tract is all too real. It can...- $ 6.95
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Disposable Fart Gas Smell Neutralizers
He Who Smelt It, Dealt With It Does your loved one have smelly gas? Is the passenger in 12C stinking up the plane with his alti-tooties? Is the dog getting a lot of blame? Take the bad part out of the fart with Fashion...- $ 19.95
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Don't Panic, It's Orgasmic Novelty Condom
Stone 'N Bone No need to be paranoid while you two are in-da-couch with these Don't Panic, It's Orgasmic Novelty Condoms! These standard latex condoms feature a 420 inspired graphic wrapper that'll have 'em giggling even more than they already are. Standard size Lubricated natural...- $ 6.95
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Drag Queen Garden Gnome
Gnome-less Gardens Are Such A Drag Is your lawn looking a little busted? Like girl, seriously, your decor is kinda giving Grey Gardens. Homeowner's associations be damned, get ready to eat up the whole ass neighborhood with this fierce AF Drag Queen Garden Gnome! She's beat!...- $ 34.95
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Dry Scorpion Trick
A Dry Scorpion Trick That Serves As A Perfect Misdirection Gimmick When you first look at the packaging of this “Dry Scorpion” trick it truly gives you the impression that there is indeed a dried or perhaps even live scorpion inside the specimen box....- $ 6.95
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Dumbbell Beer Glass
A Perfect Replica Dumbbell Beer Glass People sometimes forget that iron isn’t the only things that’s heavy, and it’s certainly not the only thing worthy of pumping. So, it only stands to reason that eventually someone was going to put these two concepts together...- $ 24.95
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Ear Guards Ear Protectors
While You're Sleeping, Spiders Are Crawling Into Your Ears And Laying Eggs It's easy to dismiss these Ear Guards Ear Protectors as a "novelty", or a "joke", or "potentially more harmful to ears than actual spiders". Not all of us have the privilege of narrow little ear canals that...- $ 4.95
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Embarrassing Prank Shipping Package Labels
It's Gonna Be A Ship Show Finally caught the neighbor who's stealing your packages? Show them there's no hard feelings by sending them a clearly-labeled gift. These Embarrassing Prank Shipping Package Bags come in clutch whether you're trying to fool your friend's new live-in partner with a special...- $ 13.95
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Emergency Bowtie
Instantly Transform Yourself From Normal To Formal Instantly transform yourself from normal to formal with this Emergency Bowtie! Perfect for spontaneous weddings, unforeseen funerals, and hoity-toity dinner parties. A Bowtie For Every "What's The Occasion?" Each 4-1/2" (11.4 cm) long Emergency Bowtie is made of...- $ 14.95
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Emergency Cat Sound Machine
All The Noises Of An Actual Cat The Emergency Cat Sound Machine noisemaker is there for you in the moments when your cat can't be. It has always been a dream of mankind to communicate with our cats. This set of four buttons puts us one...- $ 24.95
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Emergency Eyebrows Kit
Are your brows not bushy enough for the occasion and you need to rectify asap? We've got you. Warning: choking hazard – small parts. Not suitable for children under 3 years.- $ 13.95
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Emergency Goat Sound Machine
Goat Screams Are So Weird It’s a goat emergency! Turns out GOAT not only stands for Greatest Of All Time but it’s also a popular animal! We all dream of owning our own herd of bleating, horned kids, but that’s not always feasible. Archie...- $ 24.95
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Emergency Googly Eyes
You Never Know When Something Might Need A Little Personification Googly eyes make everything better! Archie McPhee's Emergency Googly Eyes come in a beautiful, eye-catching tin filled with twenty pairs of plastic eyes in four different sizes. Just expose their adhesive backs and start sticking them...- $ 9.95
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Emergency Hair Novelty Afro
The Emergency Hair Novelty Afro is the perfect solution when you need a quick style fix. This emergency aid provides an easy, hassle-free way to bring out your most fun and spunky looks. In just minutes, you can achieve a kooky afro to get you...- $ 18.95
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Emergency Hipster Beards - Brown, Black & Red 3 Pack
Do you need that hipster full beard aesthetic immediately but don't have the time to grow it yourself?! We've got you. Warning: choking hazard – small parts. Not suitable for children under 3 years.- $ 19.95
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Emergency Moustache Kit with 6 Styles
Ever need to find a disguise at short notice? Maybe having recently broken out of jail, or bumped into an old boyfriend or girlfriend unexpectedly? Well fear not, the Emergency Moustache Kit can instantly transform you and come in handy sachets which you can keep...- $ 9.95
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Emergency Replacement Sock
Soggy Shoes? Socks To Sock Let’s say you step in a puddle and it soaks right through your shoe. Are you just supposed to go all day with a frigid, damp sock on your foot? This Emergency Replacement Sock tin contains one (1) solitary...- $ 9.95
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Emergency Teeth Kit
Be prepared for any occasion with the Emergency Teeth Kit, perfect for when you need to obscure your pearly whites with something a bit more gruesome.- $ 16.95
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Emergency Underpants Dispenser
Fresh Underpants When You Need Them One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don't fret, Archie McPhee's got you partially covered with the Emergency Underpants Dispenser. Emergency Underpants For Dirty Little Secrets These 3-1/2" (8.9 cm) Emergency Underpants Dispensers...- $ 16.95
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Emotional Support Screaming Chicken
The Chicken Or The Egg? No, You Come First Are you too chicken to be vulnerable? Need a friend? How about an Emotional Support Screaming Chicken? We all need someone to lean on, but when you lean on this 13" Rubber Chicken, it squawks its...- $ 19.95
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Evil Genius Desk Plate
Meanwhile, At the Legion Of Doom... You didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister", now prove it with this Evil Genius Desk Plate! This is no cheaply made, run of the mill gag gift though- this authentic looking nameplate...- $ 9.95
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Ex Wife Plush Voodoo Doll
Get back at your ex with this best-selling Ex Wife Plush Voodoo Doll! Take out your frustrations with the included pins, and settle the score without lifting a finger. Don't get mad, get even!- $ 11.95
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Exciting Exploding Bang Wallet Gag
Bang For Your Buck Suspect someone is dipping into your hard earned cash? Would-be thieves will get what they paid for with this Exciting Exploding Bang Wallet Gag! Just load it with strip caps, wait for someone to open it, and they'll be met...- $ 9.95
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Exercise Block Prank Exercise Machine
A Comical Exercise Block For A Quick Workout Do you have someone in your life who keeps nagging you to get more exercise, but you don’t have the time or the underlying motivation to bother? If so, you might want to work a simple...- $ 14.95
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Exploding Cap Lipstick Gag
Your Makeup Is Poppin' Their touch-up is gonna be a send up with this hilarious Exploding Cap Lipstick Gag! Just load this unassuming tube of lipstick with strip caps to give 'em a good scare once the cap comes off. Requires Super Bang Strip Caps (not included) Instructions...- $ 4.95
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Exploding Mega Stink Fart Bag
A Squeezable Bag Of Fake Farts The classic stink bomb isn’t exactly a subtle practical joke. It’s more like nuking the place with the smell of rotten eggs for hours at a time. Thankfully, you needn't worry about overwhelming a room, hallway or cafeteria...- $ 1.95
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Exploding Pen Cap Gag
Introducing the Exploding Pen Cap Gag! Just give it to your unsuspecting victim and when they click the pen, KABOOM! It'll have them laughing until they cry. Bring some fun and laughter to a meeting, class, or anywhere else you're feeling a little bored....- $ 3.95
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Exploding Powder Golf Ball Gag
Fire In The Hole Be the life of the fairway with the Exploding Powder Golf Ball Gag! This gag may not improve your putting, but it sure will give everyone something to tee off about. Hit a hole-in-one with this trick shot that will...- $ 7.95
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F*ck Off Eye Mask World Map
Shut out the world with our F*ck Off Eye Mask featuring a world map design. Escape from reality and get some much needed rest (or send a playful message to your travel companions). Perfect for the unconventional globetrotter. "Get some serious shuteye with the...- $ 8.95
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F*ck You! Sucker Lollipop
Suck On This Let other people know how you really feel about them with your F*ck You! Sucker Lollipop. Strawberry-flavored sucker weighs 50g. Makes a great party favor for your dishonored guests.- $ 8.95
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F*ck, Marry, Kill Party Game
We've all played this game in our heads, so let your weirdest fantasies (or nightmares) run wild with this crude F*ck, Marry, Kill Party Game!- $ 14.95
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F*ckboy Stress Toy
Are you like, literally so totally done with the f**kboys in your life? Why not replace them with our resident F**kboy, Chad. He’s not like other guys- just squeeze him to relieve your stress!- $ 14.95
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Fake $100 Prank
The Reaction Will Be Priceless This Fake $100 Prank will satisfy your schadenfreude no matter who you fool, but it's extra satisfying to pull on friends who owe you money. Leave these realistic bills lying around and watch the realization cross your victim's face! Tip: for an extra convincing con,...- $ 1.50
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Fake Bug In Ice Cube Prank
Waiter, There’s A Fly In My Drink! These days Spanish tapas are a hot concept in pub foods and gastronomy. Though it originally started out as little pieces of bread that people put on top of their glass to keep flies from landing in...- $ 2.95
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Fake Dog Poop Gag
What's Crappenin'? Always prepared for a good prank? Look no further! This Fake Dog Poop Gag will make your prank dreams a reality! All the shock value of a real doggy doo-doo without the stink. Don't worry, your secret is safe with us! Life...- $ 4.95
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Fake News Funny Toilet Paper
Alternative Facts To Cover Your Ass Have you ever seen an article in the paper so riddled with inaccuracies that it made better for wiping than reading? Actually, have you ever seen an article in the paper? No matter what main source you get your...- $ 9.95
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Fake Pregnant Belly Adult Costume Stuffer
100% Vinyl One size fits most adults Ribbon ties in back- $ 31.95
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Fake Severed Hand Prop
Gotta Hand It To Ya Frighten and surprise your guests with this delightfully creepy fake severed hand prop! Whether you're decorating for Halloween or filming a horror short, this spooky prop will help you set the scene! Add a little whimsy to your Halloween decor...- $ 12.95
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Fake Spilled Coffee in To-Go Cup Prop
Oh no, someone spilled their coffee! Not to worry, this morning pick me up has not gone to waste. This spilled to go cup of coffee looks incredibly real, but it’s fake! Each item is approximately 8″ x 5″. Whether it be for your...- $ 32.95
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Fake Spilled Tea Bag with Spoon Prop
Oh no, someone made a mess! Not to worry, there is no need to wipe up this spill. This spoon and tea bag sitting in a puddle looks incredibly real, but it’s fake! Each item is approximately 6″ x 1″ (including the tea bag)....- $ 17.95
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Fake Tongue
Cat Got Your Tongue? It's pretty self explanatory, but don't underestimate the potential of this Fake Tongue; it looks a lot more horrifying when it's poking out of your mom's pot roast! The fake tongue can be stuck just about anywhere to mildly traumatize whoever...- $ 1.50
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Fake Transparent Bullet Hole Decal Gag
Shots Fired... Or Were They? Your friend's windshield will be fine, but you'll shatter their mind with this Fake Transparent Bullet Hole Decal Gag! With this simple-yet-effective gag, you can make any car or home look like it's been pumped full of lead. Transparent decals measure...- $ 4.50
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Fake Vomit Gag
Liquidate Your Assets The Fake Vomit Gag may be a static prop, and an old one at that... but there's something so interesting, so undeniably powerful, about the mere imitation of a puke puddle having the potential to make a person lose their lunch for real. A...- $ 3.00
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Fancy Vagina Adult Costume
The Worst Costume For A Children’s Party Vaginal rejuvenation is one of the hottest cosmetic surgical procedures in the world. It has lovely ladies everywhere showing off what the miracles of modern science can do for their lady garden. So, why not take it...- $ 69.95
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Fart Fan Electric Message Fan
Turn any room into a gas-free zone with the Fart Fan - the electric message fan that keeps those funky odors at bay! Perfect for maintaining a professional image at work, or for embarrassing your friends at home or school. Warning: may cause uncontrollable...- $ 13.95
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Fart in a Can
Not Silent Nor Deadly Everyone loves a good fart prank, but it's pretty difficult to enjoy the aftermath of a stink bomb without being caught in the crossfire yourself. If you prefer sounds over stinky spray, Fart in a Can is the fart prank...- $ 9.95
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Fart Pranks Kit Mini Tin w/ 7 Fart Tricks
Enjoy all the hilarity of farts without the bad smell with this fart-astic Fart Pranks Kit Mini Tin. Kit includes fake poop, a fart whistle, warning signs, joke cards, noise putty and a fart bomb. This is the one gift that doesn’t stink.- $ 19.95
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