New Arrivals

Experience the thrill of roasting your marshmallows the way professionals do with the Spinmallow Marshmallow Spinner! With precision control, you'll have perfectly roasted (or slightly burned) mallows, every time. Get spinning - and devouring - today.

All I Want For Christmas Is Poo Move over, Mr. Hanky, there's a new Christmas turd in town! This Holy Shit Crooked Christmas Ornament features an adorable angelic poopy and a "Holy Shit!" banner that adds fecal festivity to any Christmas tree. A Festive...

Your Guests Will Be Bugging Out Your Animal Crossing avatar may already have a giant tarantula statue in their living room, but now you can have an even cooler one in your real life abode! The Giant Tarantula Wall Plaque is not for the...

Add some extra creepy fun to your Halloween decor with these realistic zombie arm stakes. Perfect for spooking your guests, these stakes will surely be a hit.

Spook up your lawn with these 6 festive yard signs! Perfect for Halloween decorations, these signs are sure to catch your neighbors' attention. Easily decorate and add some fun to your outdoor space.

Display your jewelry in a unique and eye-catching way with the Skeleton Hand Jewelry Stand. Crafted with intricate details, this stand adds a touch of macabre elegance to any room. Perfect for showcasing your favorite pieces and keeping them within reach. Elevate your jewelry...

The Executive Clip is the ONLY way to switch a dollar bill, playing card, or small object. No other device is as versatile, clean or as reliable as The Executive Clip. Professionals need a device that looks innocent and that is guaranteed to work....

  Bigfoot Is My Copilot Bigfoot does not envy you having to drive everywhere. He’s out there feeling the earth on his big feet and taking it easy. So, instead of stewing about traffic during your commute, why not imagine you're searching for Bigfoot?...

This Bigfoot's ready for a wilderness adventure! Simply wind him up, watch him take his first steps, and let the good times roll. A unique way to bring extra fun to your playtime, this toymatic wonder is sure to have you stomping your feet...

Pleasant Possum Pong This 4-5/8" long, heavy cardstock Possum Banana Scented Air Freshener is playing dead and smelling like the banana peel it slept on last night. It’s a pretty cute possum from its toothy snout to the tip of its fleshy tail. A Freshener...

  What The Pho? It’s soup in candy form! This tan and green striped hard Pho Candy tastes like herby Vietnamese Pho. They’re un-pho-gettable! If you can’t get any real pho, these are a reasonable pho-similie! You can’t put soup in your pocket and...

Just Look At How Much Fun They're Having Why the long face? Don't worry, these Racing Blobfish are having a perfectly good time, their faces are just... long. Wind 'em up and watch 'em go! What are they racing for? Are they running late for...

Mr. Hyde Is Getting Coal In His Stocking Everyone knows the story of Robert Louis Stevenson’s Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, but for some reason, people don’t associate it with Christmas. We think this Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde Christmas Ornament is the perfect expression...

Packed With Possum Personality When you put on these Finger Possum Finger Puppets, it’s like your hand is a trash can full of delicious rotting food. This set of three 2" tall soft vinyl possum finger puppets will come to life on your fingers...

I Love You, Baby Trash Panda Baby raccoons are very cute, and it is legal to own a raccoon in 16 states, but they grow up to be adult raccoons. This stuffed latex Baby Raccoon Buddy is a better solution. It looks great in...

The Perfect Deck For Playing Old Maid It doesn't mater if you have cats or not, these Kitty Playing Cards are gonna be the highlight of your next poker night! These purr-fectly illustrated playing cards bear all sorts of breeds, including dog and mouse Joker...

Pest Friends Forever Who wouldn't wanna see these adorable Finger Raccoon Finger Puppets rummaging through their waste? Thankfully, these little guys require no food and are guaranteed rabies-free. But if you wanna make them bite, scratch and eat garbage anyway, who are we to...

  Counting Crows Crows are known for their love of small trinkets and shiny stuff, and in rare cases will trade with humans for food and coins. But if you can't get your local crows to do business with you, at least you can control...

This Air Freshener Is All The Buzz If this were just a honey-scented air freshener shaped like a bee, it would be great, but the fact that it’s a 3D Bee Honey Scented Air Freshener makes it the bee’s knees! It includes a 4-3/8" x 4-3/8"...

Makes Your Commute A Little Less Nuts Squirrel Underpants have been an important part of Archie McPhee for over a decade. Now, they're proudly presenting this Squirrel In Underpants Nodder of the rodent himself. If you’re tired of all those naked squirrels streaking across your yard and...

A Fairytale Told On Your Fingers Nothing makes your fingers more magical and whimsical than these Finger Unicorns! That's right, nothing. Not rings, not little tattoos, not even that nail polish that has a name like "unicorn tears" or "unicorn fantasy" and it's like,...

The Missing Piece In Your Lazy Sunday Oh yeah, it's all coming together! This Glow Chamber 1000 Piece Glow-in-the-Dark Puzzle is a must-have for Archie McPhee fans, featuring an all-over glow in the dark graphic of their most popular products. Not only that, it includes a...

The Best Way To Have A Possum Indoors As much as you dream that it will eventually happen, you probably wouldn’t actually want a live possum as an officemate. Sure, you’d constantly get the affectionate glare and toothy smile that we’ve come to expect...

  Every Piece Is Like A Slice The only (ONLY!) bad thing about pizza is that you can’t fold it up and carry it around in your pocket without making a big mess. Pizza Candy, however, gives you a sweet slice that is easily...

Good For Mint-al Health Ok, honestly, we're not clear on whether Archie McPhee's Super Genius Mints are meant for those who are already gifted with intellect, or those who are in desperate need of it. But hey, everyone could use a mint once in...

Breakfast and brunch are important! Why not be a Pagan Breakfast God? The sun is rising and your belly is empty, bow down before the lord of breakfast and receive the bounty of coffee and bacon! This EVA foam mask is 14-1/2" wide and...

Give 'Em The Bird Archie McPhee's Inflatable Turkey is the perfect Thanksgiving centerpiece. Your guests won't be waiting while you sweat over a hot stove, instead they'll be delighted to watch you huff and puff as you inflate this carcass-y beauty. Or, if you insist on...

Unleash your inner rebel with our Top Drawer Black Faux Leather Collared Steel Boned Corset! Made of high quality faux leather, this fullbust long line halter corset features a front zipper closure, 12 spiral steel bones for support, and a 6" modesty panel. The...

SECURITY DEPOSIT: $950 ** Please note that the security deposit is not added to your cart at the time of check out. Rentals can be kept for up to three days, please contact the store if planning on renting for longer. If you select Pick Up, you will...

Add some medieval flair to your style with this gold colored bracelet. Perfect for those who love to stand out and appreciate unique accessories. Upgrade your look with this eye-catching piece! One size fits most adults

Our Cosmetic Spatulas are the perfect choice for your beauty kit. This set of 50 curved white applicator tools provide accurate, precise control and can be used with all kinds of cosmetics. Enjoy flawless results every time you apply or mix products!

SECURITY DEPOSIT: $950 ** Please note that the security deposit is not added to your cart at the time of check out. Rentals can be kept for up to three days, please contact the store if planning on renting for longer. If you select Pick Up, you will...

Take a risk and add some shock to your event with the Burn Electrocution Twitcher Prop! Bring your Halloween haunt, party, or front yard to life with our exciting Burn Electrocution Twitcher Prop! Startle your guests with this shocking twist on a horrifying decoration—it's...

  Plug & Play! All of our pneumatic (air powered) props come complete and ready to run with programmed controller, motion sensor, intense audio, and speakers. Foot print for rig is 10" d x 17" w x 39" h. Rig bracket mounts/ slides down...

Plug & Play! All of our pneumatic (air powered) props come complete and ready to run with programmed controller, motion sensor, intense audio, and speakers. Includes themed wall panel with drop window. Foot Print: 48" w x 48" d x 91" h. Release the...

Ready to bring terror to your Halloween night?  This Drop Portrait Zombie Prop is a must-have for your next Halloween gathering or Haunt! Its realistic features will scare your guests to the core, creating a hauntingly spooky atmosphere. With its lifelike details, it'll be...

"Add an extra scare to your Halloween decorations with the Hangman Violent Kicker Zombie Prop. This realistic prop hangs still until activated, then violently kicks and twitches, creating an eerie gasping effect. Perfect for haunted houses and spooky parties. (Note: May cause nightmares!)" Plug...

Pickling Your Giblets For The Big Dirt Nap When the human body dies different parts start to decompose in different ways and at different rates. While this is a natural thing, it also makes for a pretty disgusting scene for any family who is...

Killing Rats & Family Pets For Over Two Centuries Poisons like strychnine, cyanide and arsenic were often used in the 18th & 19th century to kill rats and other pests. The problem was that these poisons were so potent that then the family pet...

The Perfect Prop For Your Apothecary  Old fashioned pharmacies and apothecaries were known for selling snake oil, codeine syrups and other liquid creations that may or may not have been fit for human consumption. Though the lack of scientific efficacy never seemed to hurt...

One of the great things about this Opium Syrup Bottle is that it looks just like the kind you would find on an apothecary or pharmacy shelves in the 1880s. It was the cure for anything that ailed you. While this one doesn’t have...

Clan-Na-Hoot-Te’s Favorite Firewater Clan-Na-Hoot-Te was a famous Apache medicine man who eventually went on to sell his own bottled medicine. While modern day medicine might question its effectiveness, it was far more effective for curing what ails you than a lot of the snake...

Face Your Fears One of the best ways to shock and horrify people is to remind them of their own mortality. There is a great deal of archetypal fear in us all when it comes to wondering what will become of us when we...

A Serial Killer’s Suit Fictional serial killers like Buffalo Bill in the movie The Silence of the Lambs and real world grave robbers like Ed Gein had an obsession with human flesh. Some went so far as to use real human skin as a...

The Center Of The Circulatory System The human heart is often represented on Valentines cards and cute pink pictures as this things with two rounded tops and a soft point. Though the truth is the real human heart is a far more visceral thing...

SECURITY DEPOSIT: $80 ** Please note that the security deposit is not added to your cart at the time of check out. Rentals can be kept for up to three days, please contact the store if planning on renting for longer. If you select Pick Up, you will...

Add a touch of medieval charm to your look with our Gold Medieval Window Bracelet. Featuring a unique window design in a luxurious gold finish, this bracelet is a timeless accessory that will elevate any outfit. Perfect for adding a touch of elegance to...

These Black Censor Bar nipple pasties are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples. Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. Conceal or reveal with nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini,...

Orange You Glad To See These? These Blood Orange Halloween Trick or Treat Bat Nipple Pasties may look cute, but they harbor a terrible secret... blood orange is pretty much just red. These high-quality pasties are shaped like bats with the words Trick and Treat...

Terrifying And Titillating Can't decide between spooky or sexy for Halloween? Have your candy and eat it too with these Terrifying Jack O' Lantern Pumpkin Nipple Pasties! These high-quality pumpkin pasties feature an evil grinning Jack print and measure about 3" x 2.8". Perfect for...