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Realistic Doggie Doo Doo
Every Doggy Does It Picking up dog poop is one of the least pleasurable things about having a four-legged best friend. We are all aware of people who avoid doing it, and simply leaves their canine’s freshest deposit sit where in a public place....- $ 6.95
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Chattering Chompers Classic Wind Up Toy
Is It Cold In Here? A lot of human beings will chatter their teeth when they are frightened or cold. This is one of those age-old homo sapien features that lends itself over to the mirth of practical joke props like this pair of...- $ 6.95
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Stepped in Doo Doo
Clean Up After Your Pets… Or Don’t We all know that person who talks about how caring for a dog is just like raising a child. Of course, you wouldn’t let you kid poop on the street and just leave it there. It is...- $ 2.95
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Trick Nail
Don’t Hit Your Thumb With The Hammer Let’s face it, if you’ve every tried putting hammer to nail, there’s been more than a time or two where you missed and blasted your thumb. Though there are a select few people who have improperly used...- $ 3.50
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Emergency Googly Eyes
You Never Know When Something Might Need A Little Personification Googly eyes make everything better! Archie McPhee's Emergency Googly Eyes come in a beautiful, eye-catching tin filled with twenty pairs of plastic eyes in four different sizes. Just expose their adhesive backs and start sticking them...- $ 9.95
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Finger Cat Paw
Scratch Furniture, Bat At Cat Toys, Knock Thing Off The Counter As you slip these Finger Cat Paws on, you’ll find you have the urge to knock things off of shelves and sharpen your claws on the living room curtain. Cats use their paws...- $ 4.95
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Meh Socks
The Most Ambivalent Of Accessories Feeling unenthused about socks? Footwear? Your life in general? Save yourself the breath of saying the actual word with these Meh Socks, because honestly, who's got the time? The Greatest MEH Of All Time Are you excited about your...- $ 19.95
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Mustache Party Stickers
A Little Hair On The Upper Lip Makes Your Party Extra Hip You know what takes a boring party and makes it worthy of pictures on the internet? Mustaches! This tin of ten 2-¾" wide synthetic hair Mustache Party Stickers in assorted shapes and...- $ 19.95
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The Scream Bandages
Shout, Let It All Out, These Are The Bandages You Can't Do Without Edvard Munch’s The Scream is an expression of existential pain, so we thought Archie McPhee's The Scream Bandages would be the perfect thing for dealing with actual owies. We All Scream For Bandages This 3-3/4"...- $ 13.95
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Stress Tardigrade
Melt Away Misery Microscopically Tardigrades, or water bears as they’re lovingly referred to, are so tiny, you never know when they’re around. Archie McPhee's Stress Tardigrade is a 4-1/2" squishy polyurethane foam version of the microscopic marvel so you can not only see it, but also squeeze...- $ 12.95
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Willy Exerciser Penis Dumbbells
Get your pecker in shape with the Willy Exerciser - Pecker Dumbbells! This unique tool allows you to work out your willy for a great peck (pec) workout. Get fit and have some fun with this quirky product. (No guarantees on size increase!)- $ 4.95
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Stress Balls
Instantly relieve stress with these Squeeze & Release Stress Balls! Simply squeeze to release tension and boost relaxation. This is a great gift for white elephant, bachelorette parties or a prank.- $ 14.95
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Deliverance Fake Teeth
Fool all your friends with these hilarious teeth! One size fits most adults. Included in the package are personal fitting instructions. They are easy to follow and take only a few minutes using hot water and can be done in the privacy of your home! Just...- $ 18.95
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Dick Coffee Mug
Dick-tated But Not Read Is it an insult? An endorsement, maybe? Keep 'em guessing as you sip out of the Dick Coffee Mug! This super rude ceramic mug holds up to 10 oz of your favorite beverage and makes a bold statement in the...- $ 14.95
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Boxing Gloves Tiny Hands
Put Up Your Dukes Having the element of surprise is key when you're getting ready to throw down. Someone giving you the hairy eyeball from across the bar? Don't back down, demand satisfaction and put up your Boxing Gloves Tiny Hands! With minuscule mitts...- $ 11.95
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Gay Bar Rose Scented Soap
What would you prefer; a fight club or a gay bar? Well, whatever your preference, we’re sure you’ll love our kitsch, camp, queen of the bathroom – Gay Bar (of soap). Straight, gay, bi-sexual, transsexual, metrosexual, or just downright sexual – everyone is welcomed...- $ 13.95
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Emergency Eyebrows Kit
Are your brows not bushy enough for the occasion and you need to rectify asap? We've got you. Warning: choking hazard – small parts. Not suitable for children under 3 years.- $ 13.95
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Megabucks Fake Buck Teeth
Fool all your friends with these hilarious teeth! One size fits most adults. Included in the package are personal fitting instructions. They are easy to follow and take only a few minutes using hot water and can be done in the privacy of your home! Just...- $ 18.95
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Poop Emoji Drink Kooler
A Comical Poop Emoji Can Cooler The poop emoji has come a long way since its early days as a popular social media image. Today you can find it just about anything short of breakfast cereal. So, it should come as little surprise that...- $ 14.95
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The Original Tiny Hands
Fake Hands For Pranks And Prat Falls Have you ever wanted to give someone a hand, literally? Well, you can in a way with these “Tiny” fake hands. They were specially crafted to look like real hands from a distance as well as up...- $ 12.95
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Classic Stink Bombs
The Reaction Will Be Explosive Nothing brings people together like experiencing a fart so vile, it could replenish the ozone layer. So in a way, breaking one of these Classic Stink Bombs open is basically an act of community service! In another way, you're a menace...- $ 3.95
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Miracle Fortune Telling Fish
Harness the power of the seas with this Miracle Fortune Telling Fish! Get uncanny predictions with a simple flick of their fin. Guaranteed to bring plenty of laughs and good times, the Miracle Fish never fails to deliver!- $ 3.95
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Razor Blade Thru Finger Prank
Razor Blade thru finger Try the Razor Blade Thru Finger Prank and leave your friends and family in stitches! Guaranteed to make their blood run cold! It's so realistic they'll swear it's the real thing. Just don't expect any thanks- $ 3.95
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Realistic Puff Fake Cigarettes
Step away from the (real) smoke to these Realistic Puff Fake Cigarettes! Look like the real thing without any of the harmful effects - just extensive amounts of style and eye-catching good looks! Perfect for role-play lovers and those who enjoy a bit of...- $ 2.95
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I Pooped Today Toilet Paper
Like A Poopy Post-It I Pooped Today Toilet Paper is the perfect TP for the average dullard who doesn't remember how or why they wandered into this funny white room. Never fear- this toilet paper is here to remind you with the added benefit...- $ 4.95
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Giant Inflatable Boobie Ball
Share Fun Mammaries With Your Friends Bop it, kick it, bat it, make an ill-advised alternative to breast augmentation out of it! The possibilities are a-plenty with this Giant Inflatable Boobie Ball! This suggestive beach ball can be inflated to a diameter of 24" and is made...- $ 10.95
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Giant Inflatable Poop
Be The Biggest Stinker At The Waterpark If you're dropping some kids off at the pool in the more literal sense, they'll definitely want this Giant Inflatable Poop along for the ride! Pick one up, it's sure to be the star of your summer vacation photos...- $ 9.95
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Fake News Funny Toilet Paper
Alternative Facts To Cover Your Ass Have you ever seen an article in the paper so riddled with inaccuracies that it made better for wiping than reading? Actually, have you ever seen an article in the paper? No matter what main source you get your...- $ 4.95
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Crappy Poop Jokes Toilet Paper
Did You Hear About That Documentary On Constipation? It never came out. If you groaned just now, you're mad about it, and you need to inflict the pain on someone else to feel better about that terrible, terrible joke, Crappy Poop Jokes Toilet Paper is your ace...- $ 4.95
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Fuck Work Giant Mug
We Are Not Happy To Serve You Work! Everyone does it and no one wants to. In recent news, we apparently want to work even less than we did before, which was already not at all. I don't even want to do the work...- $ 13.95
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No Job is Finished Toilet Paper
Get Down To Business Sometimes you gotta get your hands dirty to get the job done, so take the proper preliminary measures with No Job Is Finished Toilet Paper. Sure, it's messy business, but you've earned your seat by delivering on your promises to get...- $ 4.95
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Giant Dirty Words Mug
George Carlin's Kinda Cup Okay, it may not feature all seven of the words you can't say on the radio, but this Giant Dirty Words Mug is still covered top to bottom with plenty of profanity! This durable black ceramic mug features an all-over text print...- $ 10.95
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Poop Toss Game
Dung Has Never Been So Much Fun At last, the primal urge to hurl feces at your friends can be exercised shamelessly with the Poop Toss Game! This poop-themed party game set includes 3 plush poop coils, as well as 2 soft headpieces lined with velcro strips to...- $ 16.95
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Kick the Dick Inflatable Punching Bag
Take out your frustrations with the Kick the Dick Inflatable Punching Bag! Made of durable material and filled with air, this quirky punching bag is perfect for relieving stress and getting out some aggression (on a fictional man's private parts). Great for a good...- $ 25.95
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Welcome to the Shitshow Giant Mug
Get Ready For A Carnival Of Crap Fill this Welcome to the Shitshow Giant Mug with your darkest, blackest double espresso and you're in for a shit show indeed. Grab it for yourself, or gift it to a caffeine-loving coworker! A Mug Worth Showing Off...- $ 9.95
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Shot the Fuck Up Mini-Mug Shot Glass
Good For What Ails Ya Party vibes being threatened by your pseudo-intellectual friend? Hand them a Shot the Fuck Up Mini-Mug Shot Glass and get them in the spirit of things! This miniature mug measures approximately 2.5 oz, is microwave and dishwasher safe, and...- $ 2.95
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Breast Milk Disguise-A-Can Cover Decoy Wrap
Why Buy The Cow? Whether you just need some novelty drink markers or a prop to supplement your fantasy of finally touching boobs, you'll be nursing every drink with this Breast Milk Disguise-A-Can Cover Decoy Wrap! This silicone sleeve fits almost any 12 oz can and...- $ 18.95
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Bleach Disguise-A-Can Cover Decoy Wrap
What's Your Poison? Regular beer koozies are just so... sterile. But you know, the other kind. Whether you just want some fun drink markers, or you need to make a passive-aggressive point to someone about their long-winded drunken rants, look no further than thew Bleach...- $ 18.95
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Grow Old Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
Celebrate your bond with an ultra steamy look into the future. For valentine’s day, slip your significant other the most sexed up, inappropriate 3d greeting card on the internet. The outside cover of this dirty “grow old” card puts the naked truth about aging...- $ 16.95
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Barry Happy Birthday Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
The surprise dong seen ‘round the world. Now in a hilarious, 3D joke birthday card, Rick Roll your friends better than Rick Astley ever could. The front cover offers the celebratory message to the birthday boy or girl, “I WOOD like to wish you...- $ 16.95
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All My Boobs Inappropriate 3D Boobs Card
Put their eyes where you want them. All My Boobs is a sexy 3D greeting card that lets you show your love with every inch of those swayin’ blouse bunnies. The front cover features a heart themed bikini, healthily stuffed with sizable breasts, and...- $ 16.95
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The D Inappropriate 3D Dick Card (Color Variation: White)
“The D” AKA that big black veiny MFer This very adult 3D greeting card will have anyone gasping for air when “The D” makes its royal f**king entrance. The outside of this hugely inappropriate pop up card features a very considerate warning that says...- $ 16.95
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The D Inappropriate 3D Dick Card (Color Variation: Brown)
Be a good person. Give the gift of a reliable erection. The outside of this 3D dick card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your Package Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty dick lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and...- $ 16.95
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Dick Bouquet Inappropriate 3D Greeting Cards
15 *tips* to make ‘em swoon... More penis puns...Coming. Our dick bouquet card has so many tips, it’s impossible to not make your valentine laugh *clears throat* hard. The outside of this adult 3d greeting card features a set of neatly packaged...Packages. As your...- $ 16.95
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Fart in a Can
Not Silent Nor Deadly Everyone loves a good fart prank, but it's pretty difficult to enjoy the aftermath of a stink bomb without being caught in the crossfire yourself. If you prefer sounds over stinky spray, Fart in a Can is the fart prank...- $ 9.95
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6'' Whoopee Cushion
The Holy Grail Of Fart Pranks Jokes don't get more practical than this! The 6" Whoopee Cushion is the same one you know and love from childhood, and the instructions remain the same- blow into the mouthpiece until it's partially filled with air, put it under...- $ 5.95
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Mega Fart Whoopee Cushion
Have Fun and Laugh Farts are hilarious. You can't help but laugh when a friend or a loved one releases a fart. No matter how you try, you can't seem to help it. Some don't find it funny, though, especially if it smells. But...- $ 13.95
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Realistic Dog Poop
The Other Kind Of Dog Dirt Depending on who you ask, there are two different types of “Dog Dirt.” The first is the stuff your four-legged best friend tracks in on the bottom of their paws, to stain your carpets and ruin your hardwood...- $ 5.95
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7.5' Hulking Werewolf Animated Prop
Beware Of Dog You'll know there's a bad moon on the rise when you witness this 7.5' Hulking Werewolf Animated Prop in action! This massive animatronic prop features moving arms and an opening jaw that snarls, growls and howls as its light-up eyes dart all around. But...
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Force Awakens Star Wars BB-8 3D Laser Cut Model Kit
A Desk-Sized Droid BB-8, sometimes spelled Beebee-Ate, is a BB unit astromech droid who operated approximately thirty years after the Battle of Endor. It had a dome head, similar to that of R2 series astromech droids, with the bulk of its body made up...
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Sponge Balls (Pro Series) Antique Green
THE BRIGHTEST AND MOST VIBRANT SPONGE BALLS EVER MADE! 6 Color Sets of Sponge Balls - 4 Sponge Balls Included in Each Set!DESIGN: Pro Grip with Soft Squeeze Sponge BallsQTY: 4 Balls Per SetSIZE: 2 Inch diametersPACKAGE: Black Box with Open Windows(7.75 x 2 x...
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