Pranks & Practical Jokes

All The Noises Of An Actual Cat The Emergency Cat Sound Machine noisemaker is there for you in the moments when your cat can't be. It has always been a dream of mankind to communicate with our cats. This set of four buttons puts us one...

Every Doggy Does It Picking up dog poop is one of the least pleasurable things about having a four-legged best friend. We are all aware of people who avoid doing it, and simply leaves their canine’s freshest deposit sit where in a public place....

Is It Cold In Here? A lot of human beings will chatter their teeth when they are frightened or cold. This is one of those age-old homo sapien features that lends itself over to the mirth of practical joke props like this pair of...

Shots Fired... Or Were They? Your friend's windshield will be fine, but you'll shatter their mind with this Fake Transparent Bullet Hole Decal Gag! With this simple-yet-effective gag, you can make any car or home look like it's been pumped full of lead.  Transparent decals measure...

Oops I Did It Again Okay, let's admit it, we’ve all had a time or two when we couldn’t quite make it in time. Though we all take pride in cleaning it up properly afterward. But, what is someone didn’t? What is someone just...

Clean Up After Your Pets… Or Don’t We all know that person who talks about how caring for a dog is just like raising a child. Of course, you wouldn’t let you kid poop on the street and just leave it there. It is...

Don’t Hit Your Thumb With The Hammer Let’s face it, if you’ve every tried putting hammer to nail, there’s been more than a time or two where you missed and blasted your thumb. Though there are a select few people who have improperly used...

Make A Wish... And Another... And Another... Bring some magic to your next birthday celebration with our Magic Re-Lighting Candles! These unique birthday candles look like any other, until you blow them out - and then they miraculously relight, bringing the party back to...

Bang For Your Buck Suspect someone is dipping into your hard earned cash? Would-be thieves will get what they paid for with this Exciting Exploding Bang Wallet Gag! Just load it with strip caps, wait for someone to open it, and they'll be met...

Goat Screams Are So Weird It’s a goat emergency! Turns out GOAT not only stands for Greatest Of All Time but it’s also a popular animal! We all dream of owning our own herd of bleating, horned kids, but that’s not always feasible. Archie...

Automated Dismay Did you ever get so tired of sighing at things that you wanted to sigh, but then realized that would only make things worse? These days, so many things are disappointing that it’s too much of an effort to do all the...

More Useful And Brighter Than Your Regular Fingers What kind of person wears Glow in the Dark Finger Tentacles? It's the kind of person who wants their hand to look like a squid. It's the kind of person who is pleased at the thought...

A PRACTICAL WAY TO GET YOUR PRACTICAL JOKES Make every day a laughfest with this set of seven classic tricks, pranks and practical jokes. Each set includes a Whoopee Cushion, a Joy Buzzer, a Nail Through Finger trick, a piece of Trick Candy, a...

3… 2… 1… SCATTER! Pull back on these Racing Roaches, release them, and they’ll tear off at top speed like someone just turned on a light. Hold cockroach races or scare a family member, these 3-1/2" (8.9 cm) soft vinyl and plastic insects are...

Get your pecker in shape with the Willy Exerciser - Pecker Dumbbells! This unique tool allows you to work out your willy for a great peck (pec) workout. Get fit and have some fun with this quirky product. (No guarantees on size increase!)

"Meet your perfect match with the Inflatable Perfect Woman. This quirky and playful product is inflatable and guaranteed to bring a fun element to any event. No need to take yourself too seriously, just sit back and enjoy the ride (literally)! Cannot be used...

Firm, bouncy, and ready to provide some boob-approved stress relief! These juggling boobs are perfect for squeezing, bouncing, and tossing when you need a silly distraction. Keep one on your desk for a daily dose of laughter and relaxation. (No actual juggling skills required!)

Meet the Instant Inflatable Perfect Man - hilarious, quirky, and oh so perfect! Just inflate and enjoy the benefits of the perfect man without any of the usual flaws. He'll never leave the toilet seat up and always listen to your every word (wink,...

Watch your willy grow with just the addition of water! This quirky product is sure to add some fun to your life. No need for serious science here, just sit back and watch the magic happen. (Warning: not suitable for immature minds!)

Catch some royal zzz's with The Queen is Sleeping-Eye Mask. Featuring a regal design and soft, comfortable fabric, this eye mask will help you sleep like royalty. Don't let anyone disturb your slumber (unless they bring tea). Sleep like a queen with this eye...

Instantly relieve stress with these Squeeze & Release Stress Balls! Simply squeeze to release tension and boost relaxation. This is a great gift for white elephant, bachelorette parties or a prank.

Fool all your friends with these hilarious teeth! One size fits most adults. Included in the package are personal fitting instructions. They are easy to follow and take only a few minutes using hot water and can be done in the privacy of your home! Just...

Dick-tated But Not Read Is it an insult? An endorsement, maybe? Keep 'em guessing as you sip out of the Dick Coffee Mug! This super rude ceramic mug holds up to 10 oz of your favorite beverage and makes a bold statement in the...

What would you prefer; a fight club or a gay bar? Well, whatever your preference, we’re sure you’ll love our kitsch, camp, queen of the bathroom – Gay Bar (of soap). Straight, gay, bi-sexual, transsexual, metrosexual, or just downright sexual – everyone is welcomed...

Do you need that hipster full beard aesthetic immediately but don't have the time to grow it yourself?! We've got you. Warning: choking hazard – small parts. Not suitable for children under 3 years.

Are your brows not bushy enough for the occasion and you need to rectify asap? We've got you. Warning: choking hazard – small parts. Not suitable for children under 3 years.

  Whether it's because you think chain coffee tastes like number two or because you're showing solidarity with a pet who prefers to drink from the porcelain throne, you're gonna be obsessed with this Giant Toilet Mug! Use it for coffee! Use it for...

A Coffee Mug For Someone Who Needs A Lot Of Coffee To Get Going Sir Mixalot might have liked big butts, but we are not all that clear on his feelings about one of America’s most beloved beverages, the not-so-humble cup of coffee. If...

Fool all your friends with these hilarious teeth! One size fits most adults. Included in the package are personal fitting instructions. They are easy to follow and take only a few minutes using hot water and can be done in the privacy of your home! Just...

A Comical Poop Emoji Can Cooler The poop emoji has come a long way since its early days as a popular social media image. Today you can find it just about anything short of breakfast cereal. So, it should come as little surprise that...

With this Prank Tricks Tin you’ll keep the kids entertained for hours! We can promise you won’t be the butt of the joke with this hilarious tin!

Squeeze away your stress with this quirky Stress Pickle Squishy. With its soft and squishy texture, it's the perfect stress reliever for any pickle lover. Say goodbye to stress and hello to some punny relaxation with this pickle-shaped squishy.

Ceramic Shot Glasses That Look Like Toilets Some days just feel like they started out swirling in the crapper. So, maybe the best way to salvage them is with a similar themed shot glass. If this sounds like the day you are coming off,...

The Perfect Gag Prop For Home & Office This “Complaint Department” sign has a lot of the styling cues you expect to see at a butcher shop or deli counter. There’s an arrow pointing down to a comical black prop hand grenade. The number...

A Garden Gnome Massacre To Give Your Lawn A Little Extra Humor Godzilla and other monstrous thunder lizard icons are always popular in movies and TV. Garden gnomes are an equally popular lawn ornament. So, what happens when these two disparate worlds combine? You...

These ultra-realistic mini-props are a hilarious way to surprise (see also: creep out) people. 6" in length Easy grip knob Great gag gift

Bzz, Bzz, Bzz Unleash a swarm of spooky fun with this pack of Creepy Fake Flies! Nothing could set the mood for a ghastly holiday than having these fake insects to accentuate the atmosphere! Freshen up your haunted house with these creepy crawlers that'll...

Like A Poopy Post-It I Pooped Today Toilet Paper is the perfect TP for the average dullard who doesn't remember how or why they wandered into this funny white room. Never fear- this toilet paper is here to remind you with the added benefit...

Straight Up Conspicuous Another long day of blending in with heterosexuals? Mistaken for one, even? Grab a Nobody Knows I'm Gay Giant Mug to set the damn record not-straight! This mug is the perfect gift for anyone who is already very much OUT of the closet. No,...

Share Fun Mammaries With Your Friends Bop it, kick it, bat it, make an ill-advised alternative to breast augmentation out of it! The possibilities are a-plenty with this Giant Inflatable Boobie Ball! This suggestive beach ball can be inflated to a diameter of 24" and is made...

 Be The Biggest Stinker At The Waterpark If you're dropping some kids off at the pool in the more literal sense, they'll definitely want this Giant Inflatable Poop along for the ride! Pick one up, it's sure to be the star of your summer vacation photos...

Alternative Facts To Cover Your Ass Have you ever seen an article in the paper so riddled with inaccuracies that it made better for wiping than reading? Actually, have you ever seen an article in the paper? No matter what main source you get your...

Did You Hear About That Documentary On Constipation? It never came out. If you groaned just now, you're mad about it, and you need to inflict the pain on someone else to feel better about that terrible, terrible joke, Crappy Poop Jokes Toilet Paper is your ace...

We Are Not Happy To Serve You Work! Everyone does it and no one wants to. In recent news, we apparently want to work even less than we did before, which was already not at all. I don't even want to do the work...

Get Down To Business Sometimes you gotta get your hands dirty to get the job done, so take the proper preliminary measures with No Job Is Finished Toilet Paper. Sure, it's messy business, but you've earned your seat by delivering on your promises to get...

Beer And Nuts, The Perfect Pair If your friends aren't getting the message about using a coaster for their drink, they'll quickly remember when you break out this Balls Drink Holder! These practical phalluses can be used anytime, but they're especially great for bachelorette parties!...

Dung Has Never Been So Much Fun At last, the primal urge to hurl feces at your friends can be exercised shamelessly with the Poop Toss Game! This poop-themed party game set includes 3 plush poop coils, as well as 2 soft headpieces lined with velcro strips to...

Take out your frustrations with the Kick the Dick Inflatable Punching Bag! Made of durable material and filled with air, this quirky punching bag is perfect for relieving stress and getting out some aggression (on a fictional man's private parts). Great for a good...