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Have A Nice Day Secret Middle Finger Giant Mug
Service With A Screw You If you are, or have ever been a sales associate, you're already familiar with this one-two punch. The Have A Nice Day Secret Middle Finger Giant Mug is mainly a mug, but is also the last bastion of retail...- $ 9.95
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Poopy Pen
You Writing Your Memoirs In There? Tired of loaning out writing utensils? Your freeloading friends will think twice when you break out the Poopy Pen! This multipurpose prank pen makes an excellent gift for practical jokers and terrible authors. Poop Fiction Measuring about 6" long, this...- $ 3.95
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Instant Audience Sound Machine
Puts An Audience In The Palm Of Your Hand You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing. There is no justice! Well, Archie McPhee's Instant Audience Sound Machine lets you carry around the crowd...- $ 14.95
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Emergency Cat Sound Machine
All The Noises Of An Actual Cat The Emergency Cat Sound Machine noisemaker is there for you in the moments when your cat can't be. It has always been a dream of mankind to communicate with our cats. This set of four buttons puts us one...- $ 24.95
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Wolf Whistle Practical Joke
Make sure your next prank is a howling success with the Wolf Whistle Practical Joke! This wolf-y gem is sure to add a howling good time to your life. Just pull the string and unleash your inner wolf! Who needs a full moon when...- $ 3.95
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Realistic Doggie Doo Doo
Every Doggy Does It Picking up dog poop is one of the least pleasurable things about having a four-legged best friend. We are all aware of people who avoid doing it, and simply leaves their canine’s freshest deposit sit where in a public place....- $ 6.95
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Realistic Giant Vomit Pile Gag
Grossly realistic giant vomit pile perfect to gross out and prank others. It's the perfect gag gift that will have your friends and family cringing and laughing all at the same time!- $ 14.00
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Chattering Chompers Classic Wind Up Toy
Is It Cold In Here? A lot of human beings will chatter their teeth when they are frightened or cold. This is one of those age-old homo sapien features that lends itself over to the mirth of practical joke props like this pair of...- $ 6.95
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Fake Transparent Bullet Hole Decal Gag
Shots Fired... Or Were They? Your friend's windshield will be fine, but you'll shatter their mind with this Fake Transparent Bullet Hole Decal Gag! With this simple-yet-effective gag, you can make any car or home look like it's been pumped full of lead. Transparent decals measure...- $ 4.50
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Snake In A Potato Chip Can Trick
Surprise your friends with the Snake In A Potato Chip Can Trick! Features Nibbles Potato Chips Prank, perfect for harmless pranks and a good laugh.- $ 14.95
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Toilet Seat Turd
Oops I Did It Again Okay, let's admit it, we’ve all had a time or two when we couldn’t quite make it in time. Though we all take pride in cleaning it up properly afterward. But, what is someone didn’t? What is someone just...- $ 4.95
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Stepped in Doo Doo
Clean Up After Your Pets… Or Don’t We all know that person who talks about how caring for a dog is just like raising a child. Of course, you wouldn’t let you kid poop on the street and just leave it there. It is...- $ 2.95
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Trick Nail
Don’t Hit Your Thumb With The Hammer Let’s face it, if you’ve every tried putting hammer to nail, there’s been more than a time or two where you missed and blasted your thumb. Though there are a select few people who have improperly used...- $ 3.50
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Emergency Bowtie
Instantly Transform Yourself From Normal To Formal Instantly transform yourself from normal to formal with this Emergency Bowtie! Perfect for spontaneous weddings, unforeseen funerals, and hoity-toity dinner parties. A Bowtie For Every "What's The Occasion?" Each 4-1/2" (11.4 cm) long Emergency Bowtie is made of...- $ 14.95
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Emergency Goat Sound Machine
Goat Screams Are So Weird It’s a goat emergency! Turns out GOAT not only stands for Greatest Of All Time but it’s also a popular animal! We all dream of owning our own herd of bleating, horned kids, but that’s not always feasible. Archie...- $ 24.95
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Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler
For Those Moments When A Horse Mask Doesn't Make Sense Archie McPhee's Horse Head Mask has become a staple of popular culture, hardly a large event passes without a shot of someone wearing one. However, there are situations where the mask is inappropriate. For instance, you shouldn’t...- $ 9.95
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Disappointed Sigh Sound Machine
Automated Dismay Did you ever get so tired of sighing at things that you wanted to sigh, but then realized that would only make things worse? These days, so many things are disappointing that it’s too much of an effort to do all the...- $ 16.95
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Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
A Squirrel Of A Different Color You take Archie McPhee's Horse Head Mask, shrink it down and put a few nuts inside it, and get instant hilarity. This hanging vinyl Horse Head Squirrel Feeder makes it appear as if any squirrel that eats from it is wearing...- $ 18.95
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Handerpants: Underpants For Your Hands
Let Me Slip Into Something More Comfortable Are you leaving your digits out in the open for all to see? Have a little decency. Seriously. Apply the shame of nudity to your extremities with these Handerpants and never worry about people seeing your dirty,...- $ 13.95
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Lil Devil's Trick of the Day! Prank Kit
A PRACTICAL WAY TO GET YOUR PRACTICAL JOKES Make every day a laughfest with this set of seven classic tricks, pranks and practical jokes. Each set includes a Whoopee Cushion, a Joy Buzzer, a Nail Through Finger trick, a piece of Trick Candy, a...- $ 24.95
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Inflatable Turkey
Give 'Em The Bird Archie McPhee's Inflatable Turkey is the perfect Thanksgiving centerpiece. Your guests won't be waiting while you sweat over a hot stove, instead they'll be delighted to watch you huff and puff as you inflate this carcass-y beauty. Or, if you insist on...- $ 18.95
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Uh Oh... Emergency Underpants
Don't let soiled underpants ruin your day! Better safe than soggy! Users report needing Uh Oh... Emergency Underpants before a big job interview, after a particularly scary haunted house and during a One Direction concert. One pair disposable unisex underpants Made of non-woven polyester...- $ 5.95
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Yes or No Answer Button
So Much Better Than Flipping A Coin Life is complicated, but what if you could get conclusive answers at the press of a button? This 4-1/4" x 2-3/4" x 3/4" (10.8 cm x 7 cm x 1.9 cm), plastic Yes or No Answer Button gives...- $ 12.95
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Stress Tardigrade
Melt Away Misery Microscopically Tardigrades, or water bears as they’re lovingly referred to, are so tiny, you never know when they’re around. Archie McPhee's Stress Tardigrade is a 4-1/2" squishy polyurethane foam version of the microscopic marvel so you can not only see it, but also squeeze...- $ 12.95
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Willy Exerciser Penis Dumbbells
Get your pecker in shape with the Willy Exerciser - Pecker Dumbbells! This unique tool allows you to work out your willy for a great peck (pec) workout. Get fit and have some fun with this quirky product. (No guarantees on size increase!)- $ 4.95
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Inflatable Perfect Woman
"Meet your perfect match with the Inflatable Perfect Woman. This quirky and playful product is inflatable and guaranteed to bring a fun element to any event. No need to take yourself too seriously, just sit back and enjoy the ride (literally)! Cannot be used...- $ 8.95
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Juggling Boobs Stress Relief
Firm, bouncy, and ready to provide some boob-approved stress relief! These juggling boobs are perfect for squeezing, bouncing, and tossing when you need a silly distraction. Keep one on your desk for a daily dose of laughter and relaxation. (No actual juggling skills required!)- $ 12.95
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Inflatable Perfect Man
Meet the Instant Inflatable Perfect Man - hilarious, quirky, and oh so perfect! Just inflate and enjoy the benefits of the perfect man without any of the usual flaws. He'll never leave the toilet seat up and always listen to your every word (wink,...- $ 8.95
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The Queen is Sleeping Eye Mask
Catch some royal zzz's with The Queen is Sleeping-Eye Mask. Featuring a regal design and soft, comfortable fabric, this eye mask will help you sleep like royalty. Don't let anyone disturb your slumber (unless they bring tea). Sleep like a queen with this eye...- $ 8.95
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Stress Balls
Instantly relieve stress with these Squeeze & Release Stress Balls! Simply squeeze to release tension and boost relaxation. This is a great gift for white elephant, bachelorette parties or a prank.- $ 14.95
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Deliverance Fake Teeth
Fool all your friends with these hilarious teeth! One size fits most adults. Included in the package are personal fitting instructions. They are easy to follow and take only a few minutes using hot water and can be done in the privacy of your home! Just...- $ 14.95
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Dick Coffee Mug
Dick-tated But Not Read Is it an insult? An endorsement, maybe? Keep 'em guessing as you sip out of the Dick Coffee Mug! This super rude ceramic mug holds up to 10 oz of your favorite beverage and makes a bold statement in the...- $ 14.95
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Gay Bar Rose Scented Soap
What would you prefer; a fight club or a gay bar? Well, whatever your preference, we’re sure you’ll love our kitsch, camp, queen of the bathroom – Gay Bar (of soap). Straight, gay, bi-sexual, transsexual, metrosexual, or just downright sexual – everyone is welcomed...- $ 13.95
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Emergency Hipster Beards - Brown, Black & Red 3 Pack
Do you need that hipster full beard aesthetic immediately but don't have the time to grow it yourself?! We've got you. Warning: choking hazard – small parts. Not suitable for children under 3 years.- $ 19.95
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Emergency Eyebrows Kit
Are your brows not bushy enough for the occasion and you need to rectify asap? We've got you. Warning: choking hazard – small parts. Not suitable for children under 3 years.- $ 13.95
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Poop Emoji Drink Kooler
A Comical Poop Emoji Can Cooler The poop emoji has come a long way since its early days as a popular social media image. Today you can find it just about anything short of breakfast cereal. So, it should come as little surprise that...- $ 14.95
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Prank Tricks Tin w/ 8 Classic Pranks
With this Prank Tricks Tin you’ll keep the kids entertained for hours! We can promise you won’t be the butt of the joke with this hilarious tin!- $ 15.95
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Magic 8 Ball "Twat" Mug
8 That The Truth? Coffee isn't the only thing that dictates how your day will start! Let the Magic 8 Ball "Twat" Mug reveal your innermost truth after you've downed your drink. This large porcelain mug is perfect for taking a swig right as your least...- $ 19.95
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Stress Pickle Squishy
Squeeze away your stress with this quirky Stress Pickle Squishy. With its soft and squishy texture, it's the perfect stress reliever for any pickle lover. Say goodbye to stress and hello to some punny relaxation with this pickle-shaped squishy.- $ 19.95
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The Complaint Department Sign w/ Grenade
The Perfect Gag Prop For Home & Office This “Complaint Department” sign has a lot of the styling cues you expect to see at a butcher shop or deli counter. There’s an arrow pointing down to a comical black prop hand grenade. The number...- $ 10.95
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The Great Garden Gnome Massacre
A Garden Gnome Massacre To Give Your Lawn A Little Extra Humor Godzilla and other monstrous thunder lizard icons are always popular in movies and TV. Garden gnomes are an equally popular lawn ornament. So, what happens when these two disparate worlds combine? You...- $ 24.95
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The Original Tiny Hands
These ultra-realistic mini-props are a hilarious way to surprise (see also: creep out) people. 6" in length Easy grip knob Great gag gift- $ 12.95
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Set of 4 Urinal Shot Glasses
Gee, Whiz Wanna make your next game of Never Have I Ever extra degrading? Urine for a treat with this Set of 4 Urinal Shot Glasses! These urinal-shaped shot glasses are great for indulging in a little potty humor as you piss the night away...- $ 22.95
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Classic Stink Bombs
The Reaction Will Be Explosive Nothing brings people together like experiencing a fart so vile, it could replenish the ozone layer. So in a way, breaking one of these Classic Stink Bombs open is basically an act of community service! In another way, you're a menace...- $ 3.95
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Razor Blade Thru Finger Prank
Razor Blade thru finger Try the Razor Blade Thru Finger Prank and leave your friends and family in stitches! Guaranteed to make their blood run cold! It's so realistic they'll swear it's the real thing. Just don't expect any thanks- $ 3.95
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Shocking Playing Cards Gag
Unleash a jolt of surprise at the poker table with these Shocking Playing Cards Gag! They look normal, but beware - these cards will give a shock to anyone who dares grab them! Watch your opponents jump out of their seats with a hilarious...- $ 2.95
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Surprising Squirt Toilet Seat Gag
Wipe The Seat When You're Done Want to keep your guests on their toes? Make sure they never assume anything with this Surprising Squirt Toilet Seat Gag! Perfect for pranksters and practical jokers, this gag will keep your visitors on their toes! So go...- $ 3.95
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Classic Stink Bombs
It's A Gas! These Classic Stink Bombs release an odor so strong it'll make your heart skip a beat! It's the ultimate way to make a lasting impression with your practical jokes. And we mean lasting.- $ 2.95
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I Pooped Today Toilet Paper
Like A Poopy Post-It I Pooped Today Toilet Paper is the perfect TP for the average dullard who doesn't remember how or why they wandered into this funny white room. Never fear- this toilet paper is here to remind you with the added benefit...- $ 4.95
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Nobody Knows I'm Gay Giant Mug
Straight Up Conspicuous Another long day of blending in with heterosexuals? Mistaken for one, even? Grab a Nobody Knows I'm Gay Giant Mug to set the damn record not-straight! This mug is the perfect gift for anyone who is already very much OUT of the closet. No,...- $ 13.95
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