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Fake News Funny Toilet Paper
Alternative Facts To Cover Your Ass Have you ever seen an article in the paper so riddled with inaccuracies that it made better for wiping than reading? Actually, have you ever seen an article in the paper? No matter what main source you get your...- $ 4.95
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Crappy Poop Jokes Toilet Paper
Did You Hear About That Documentary On Constipation? It never came out. If you groaned just now, you're mad about it, and you need to inflict the pain on someone else to feel better about that terrible, terrible joke, Crappy Poop Jokes Toilet Paper is your ace...- $ 4.95
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Fuck Work Giant Mug
We Are Not Happy To Serve You Work! Everyone does it and no one wants to. In recent news, we apparently want to work even less than we did before, which was already not at all. I don't even want to do the work...- $ 13.95
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No Job is Finished Toilet Paper
Get Down To Business Sometimes you gotta get your hands dirty to get the job done, so take the proper preliminary measures with No Job Is Finished Toilet Paper. Sure, it's messy business, but you've earned your seat by delivering on your promises to get...- $ 4.95
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Giant Dirty Words Mug
George Carlin's Kinda Cup Okay, it may not feature all seven of the words you can't say on the radio, but this Giant Dirty Words Mug is still covered top to bottom with plenty of profanity! This durable black ceramic mug features an all-over text print...- $ 10.95
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Giant Round Shit Happens Mug
That's How The Dookie Crumbles Is it a reassurance or is it a threat? If black coffee is your morning go-to, it's probably both. Take it how you will, and take it as it comes with this Giant Round Shit Happens Mug! If Your...- $ 13.95
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Poop Toss Game
Dung Has Never Been So Much Fun At last, the primal urge to hurl feces at your friends can be exercised shamelessly with the Poop Toss Game! This poop-themed party game set includes 3 plush poop coils, as well as 2 soft headpieces lined with velcro strips to...- $ 16.95
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Kick the Dick Inflatable Punching Bag
Take out your frustrations with the Kick the Dick Inflatable Punching Bag! Made of durable material and filled with air, this quirky punching bag is perfect for relieving stress and getting out some aggression (on a fictional man's private parts). Great for a good...- $ 25.95
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Welcome To The Shitshow Toilet Paper
Admit Dung About to make your bathroom smell like a cavalcade of circus animals just blew through? Finish the job off with Welcome To The Shitshow Toilet Paper! This TP makes a great gag gift, especially when paired with the Welcome To The Shitshow Giant Mug! The...- $ 4.95
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Squishy Poop Stress Toy
Relieve Yourself This Squishy Poops Stress Reliever is your new personal gateway to calm and collection- anyone else who sees it lying on your desk will surely stress out! This fake fecal matter feels great in your palm after a long day at the...- $ 2.95
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Shot the Fuck Up Mini-Mug Shot Glass
Good For What Ails Ya Party vibes being threatened by your pseudo-intellectual friend? Hand them a Shot the Fuck Up Mini-Mug Shot Glass and get them in the spirit of things! This miniature mug measures approximately 2.5 oz, is microwave and dishwasher safe, and...- $ 2.95
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Attaché: Instant Button Attacher
Open Fly? Busted Button? Gaping Shirts? The solution is this Attaché: Instant Button Attacher! If you need to make quick clothing repairs, Attaché is for you. Button fell off as you are racing out the door? Just stick Attaché through the button hole & fabric...- $ 29.95
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Grow Old Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
Celebrate your bond with an ultra steamy look into the future. For valentine’s day, slip your significant other the most sexed up, inappropriate 3d greeting card on the internet. The outside cover of this dirty “grow old” card puts the naked truth about aging...- $ 16.95
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Barry Happy Birthday Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
The surprise dong seen ‘round the world. Now in a hilarious, 3D joke birthday card, Rick Roll your friends better than Rick Astley ever could. The front cover offers the celebratory message to the birthday boy or girl, “I WOOD like to wish you...- $ 16.95
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All My Boobs Inappropriate 3D Boobs Card
Put their eyes where you want them. All My Boobs is a sexy 3D greeting card that lets you show your love with every inch of those swayin’ blouse bunnies. The front cover features a heart themed bikini, healthily stuffed with sizable breasts, and...- $ 16.95
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The D Inappropriate 3D Dick Card (Color Variation: White)
“The D” AKA that big black veiny MFer This very adult 3D greeting card will have anyone gasping for air when “The D” makes its royal f**king entrance. The outside of this hugely inappropriate pop up card features a very considerate warning that says...- $ 16.95
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The D Inappropriate 3D Dick Card (Color Variation: Brown)
Be a good person. Give the gift of a reliable erection. The outside of this 3D dick card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your Package Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty dick lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and...- $ 16.95
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Dick Bouquet Inappropriate 3D Greeting Cards
15 *tips* to make ‘em swoon... More penis puns...Coming. Our dick bouquet card has so many tips, it’s impossible to not make your valentine laugh *clears throat* hard. The outside of this adult 3d greeting card features a set of neatly packaged...Packages. As your...- $ 16.95
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Stretchy Green Snot Slingers
'Snot Funny, It's Hilarious You'll have no trouble getting your friends to socially distance themselves when you break out the Stretchy Snot Slingers! These giant gel boogers are an effective gross-out prank on their own, but the real fun is in sending these snots careening across...- $ 9.95
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Fart in a Can
Not Silent Nor Deadly Everyone loves a good fart prank, but it's pretty difficult to enjoy the aftermath of a stink bomb without being caught in the crossfire yourself. If you prefer sounds over stinky spray, Fart in a Can is the fart prank...- $ 9.95
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6'' Whoopee Cushion
The Holy Grail Of Fart Pranks Jokes don't get more practical than this! The 6" Whoopee Cushion is the same one you know and love from childhood, and the instructions remain the same- blow into the mouthpiece until it's partially filled with air, put it under...- $ 5.95
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Infrared Remote Control Spider
Flee in fear from the Infrared Remote Control Spider! Scare your friends and family with this spooky critter that moves and crawls with the help of its remote. One press of the button and you'll have your victims running away! Creepy fun at its...- $ 24.95
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Fooled Ya! Mega Prank Set w/ 25 Gags, Gross-Outs & Shock Pranks
The Most Practical Joke Kit Yet Liven up your next gathering with this Fooled Ya! Prank Set. Loaded with 25 hilarious pranks and props plus a bonus mystery item, you'll have hours of fun at your fingertips! From the classic fake poop gag to the...- $ 24.95
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Classic Disappearing Knife Prop
Fool your friends with this tricky vanishing blade! Dupe your pals with this devious disappearing dagger! (What sorcery is this?! 🤩)- $ 6.95
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Mega Fart Whoopee Cushion
Have Fun and Laugh Farts are hilarious. You can't help but laugh when a friend or a loved one releases a fart. No matter how you try, you can't seem to help it. Some don't find it funny, though, especially if it smells. But...- $ 13.95
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Realistic Dog Poop
The Other Kind Of Dog Dirt Depending on who you ask, there are two different types of “Dog Dirt.” The first is the stuff your four-legged best friend tracks in on the bottom of their paws, to stain your carpets and ruin your hardwood...- $ 5.95
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Hand Held Fart Horn
Make some noise with our Hand Held Fart Horn! Embrace your inner prankster and delight your friends with this quirky and playful device. Perfect for a good laugh and adding some fun to any gathering. (Warning: may cause uncontrollable giggles.)- $ 4.95
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Fake Bug In Ice Cube Prank
Time To Test The Waters Your friends and family will be grabbing their own drinks after you hit 'em with the Ice Cube With Bug Prank! These faux frozen insects may not look all that real at first, but trust us, they'll be extra convincing once they're...- $ 2.95
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Jumbo Squirting Flower
Give It A Sniff Long before clowns were evil things living in sewers and haunting the 7 layers of hell, clowns were known to be entertainers. They tended to use pratfall jokes, mechanical humor, simple magic tricks and practical joke gags like this squirting...- $ 5.95
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Deluxe Retractable Fake Knife
A Stabbing Good Time Ask any passionate cosplayer and they will tell you that the right props & accessories are key for taking your costume to the next level. There are tons of slasher, serial killers and mass murders who show up every year...- $ 9.95
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Roaring 20s Fake Cigarettes (6 Pack)
Just Smoke And Mirrors There's nothing carcinogenic about these Fake Cigarettes, but they sure look real enough to make your mother's heart stop! These cigarette props are decorated with an ash butt on the end with fake metallic cherry detail, perfect for appearing to be...- $ 4.95
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Disgusting Fake Vomit Prank
Employees Must Wash Hands Before Playing With This Prank Food poisoning is a very real concern in restaurants, grocery stores, delis and even some home kitchens. The risk of harmful microbes making their way into your alimentary tract is all too real. It can...- $ 6.95
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Potato Chip Can Snake Pop Prank
Surprise your friends with this Potato Chip Can Snake Pop Prank! Just slip the snake into a can of chips and watch them jump when they open it! Guaranteed to give a few scares, but plenty of laughs. (P.S. Prank responsibly!)- $ 14.95
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Rubber Worms
You Don’t Need To Open The Whole Can The phrase “Open A Can Of Worms” technically harkens back to the early days of canned goods productions when you would often get spoiled canned meat and other non-perishable good that somehow managed to perish from...- $ 3.95
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Rubber Chocolates
Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates In the earliest scenes of the movie Forrest Gump we see Tom Hanks character sitting on a park bench as a feather alights. Throughout the film he offers people chocolates, talks about his mother and shares his...- $ 2.95
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Le Tooter Fart Noise Maker
Sacré Bleu, PU! Make 'em think you cut the cheese without any noxious blowback with Le Tooter Fart Noise Maker! This little gadget makes the most realistic fart sounds without batteries, Bluetooth, or burritos. It fits discreetly in the palm of your hand. Just...- $ 12.95
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Super Bang Strip Caps
Make Some Noise Keep your cap gun fully loaded with these classic Super Bang Strip Caps! These dynamic noise making caps add some realism to playtime, and they're essential for all your bang pranks. Each pack includes a whopping 72 caps for all-day play!...- $ 3.95
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Insulated Red Human Organs Lunch Bag
Introducing the uproarious Human Organs Lunch Bag—a red, insulated accessory that takes lunchtime hilarity to a whole new level! Tired of boring, uninspiring lunch bags that lack that “gutsy” appeal? Well, prepare yourself for a lunchtime experience that will leave your colleagues in stitches!...- $ 12.95
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Potty Putter Golfing Novelty Game
Perfect for the toilet-pro golfer! Take your putting skills to the next level with the Potty Putter-- the funny and quirky way to improve your swing while you plop! This golfing novelty game lets you practice your skills in the comfort of your own...- $ 10.95
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Rising Toilet Monster Prank
Invasion Of The Potty Snatchers Don't worry, kids, this Rising Toilet Monster Prank isn't real... the patent holder on this nightmare fuel is the true monster. This hideous green toilet prop features a suction cup perimeter to secure it to the bowl, and long antenna...- $ 44.95
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Fake Pregnant Belly Adult Costume Stuffer
100% Vinyl One size fits most adults Ribbon ties in back- $ 31.95
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Boobies N Beer Glass
A Busty Beer Glass Someone once said that if God made something better than boobies and beer, then he kept it for himself. So, it only makes sense to combine these two works of art in one tastefully elegant beer glass. It features a...- $ 18.95
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Fancy Vagina Adult Costume
The Worst Costume For A Children’s Party Vaginal rejuvenation is one of the hottest cosmetic surgical procedures in the world. It has lovely ladies everywhere showing off what the miracles of modern science can do for their lady garden. So, why not take it...- $ 47.95
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Sip From The Nip Boobie Mug
Enjoy your morning cup of tea with a good squeeze! Our cleverly shaped Glass Novelty Boobie Mug gives you a firm "grip" with every sip. Perfect for risqué tea time shenanigans - it's sure to be a conversation starter!- $ 10.95
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Hot Pink Ring For A Big Cock Bell
This Hot Pink Ring For A Big Cock Bell is the perfect accessory for anyone who wants to make a statement. Crafted from sturdy materials, this key-chain bell boasts a loud sound, ensuring you'll be heard. Its unmistakable hot pink finish is sure to...- $ 4.95
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