Pranks & Practical Jokes

A laugh getter for pigeon fanciers Why a Squawking Pigeon? We strive for true novelty innovation, but sometimes a slight variation is enough to make a new classic. This takes the idea of the Squawking Rubber Chicken and turns it into a squab squawker...

The Chicken Or The Egg? No, You Come First Are you too chicken to be vulnerable? Need a friend? How about an Emotional Support Screaming Chicken? We all need someone to lean on, but when you lean on this 13" Rubber Chicken, it squawks its...

One Big Mother Clucker Everybody knows that rubber chickens are funny, especially when they squawk! This Biggest & Loudest Rubber Chicken is 22-1/2” (57.2 cm) long and squawks so loudly, it will eventually be banned from schools, churches and family dinners all over the nation. A...

A One-Piece Rubberized Chicken Slingshot Spit ball launchers, poo sling shots, and wedgie launches all have one potentially fatal flaw. It takes at least two or more components to shoot their payload, and the slightest flaw can shut the whole thing down. You don’t...

Vanishing Ink For Gags & Practical Jokes This tube of vanishing ink is the perfect novelty for gags, practical jokes and ditty bag gifts. The ink inside whites very fluidly, and even allows for a decent amount of flair. It spreads and you can...

A Squeezable Bag Of Fake Farts The classic stink bomb isn’t exactly a subtle practical joke. It’s more like nuking the place with the smell of rotten eggs for hours at a time. Thankfully, you needn't worry about overwhelming a room, hallway or cafeteria...

A Fart Whistle Alternative To The Whoopie Cushion Let’s face it, as popular as the whoopie cushion is, there’s still a fair amount of set up that goes into it. Not to mention you have be clever with placement and concealment to even have...

Say it straight with the Up Yours Mug.Ideal as a Secret Santa gift for your favourite colleague or even your boss, the Up Yours mug is the gift that just keeps on giving.From the outside, the mug looks rather inconspicuous: the surprise 3D gesture...

A Sufficient Alternative To Lumps Of Coal The ultimate gag gift for the person who has everything, or just the person who has a deep, dark compulsion towards poop pranks. Put it on doorsteps, carpets, or anywhere else you might wanna give someone a crappy surprise!...

Service With A Screw You If you are, or have ever been a sales associate, you're already familiar with this one-two punch. The Have A Nice Day Secret Middle Finger Giant Mug is mainly a mug, but is also the last bastion of retail...

You Writing Your Memoirs In There? Tired of loaning out writing utensils? Your freeloading friends will think twice when you break out the Poopy Pen! This multipurpose prank pen makes an excellent gift for practical jokers and terrible authors.  Poop Fiction Measuring about 6" long, this...

Puts An Audience In The Palm Of Your Hand You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing. There is no justice! Well, Archie McPhee's Instant Audience Sound Machine lets you carry around the crowd...

All The Noises Of An Actual Cat The Emergency Cat Sound Machine noisemaker is there for you in the moments when your cat can't be. It has always been a dream of mankind to communicate with our cats. This set of four buttons puts us one...

Every Doggy Does It Picking up dog poop is one of the least pleasurable things about having a four-legged best friend. We are all aware of people who avoid doing it, and simply leaves their canine’s freshest deposit sit where in a public place....

Is It Cold In Here? A lot of human beings will chatter their teeth when they are frightened or cold. This is one of those age-old homo sapien features that lends itself over to the mirth of practical joke props like this pair of...

Shots Fired... Or Were They? Your friend's windshield will be fine, but you'll shatter their mind with this Fake Transparent Bullet Hole Decal Gag! With this simple-yet-effective gag, you can make any car or home look like it's been pumped full of lead.  Transparent decals measure...

Surprise your friends with the Snake In A Potato Chip Can Trick! Features Nibbles Potato Chips Prank, perfect for harmless pranks and a good laugh. Sold individually.

Shocking stapler funny gag perfect for office pranks. A little shock of hilarity that will liven up your workday! Perfect for any office prankster looking to add a zap of zaniness.

Oops I Did It Again Okay, let's admit it, we’ve all had a time or two when we couldn’t quite make it in time. Though we all take pride in cleaning it up properly afterward. But, what is someone didn’t? What is someone just...

Clean Up After Your Pets… Or Don’t We all know that person who talks about how caring for a dog is just like raising a child. Of course, you wouldn’t let you kid poop on the street and just leave it there. It is...

Don’t Hit Your Thumb With The Hammer Let’s face it, if you’ve every tried putting hammer to nail, there’s been more than a time or two where you missed and blasted your thumb. Though there are a select few people who have improperly used...

Make A Wish... And Another... And Another... Bring some magic to your next birthday celebration with our Magic Re-Lighting Candles! These unique birthday candles look like any other, until you blow them out - and then they miraculously relight, bringing the party back to...

Bang For Your Buck Suspect someone is dipping into your hard earned cash? Would-be thieves will get what they paid for with this Exciting Exploding Bang Wallet Gag! Just load it with strip caps, wait for someone to open it, and they'll be met...

Goat Screams Are So Weird It’s a goat emergency! Turns out GOAT not only stands for Greatest Of All Time but it’s also a popular animal! We all dream of owning our own herd of bleating, horned kids, but that’s not always feasible. Archie...

Automated Dismay Did you ever get so tired of sighing at things that you wanted to sigh, but then realized that would only make things worse? These days, so many things are disappointing that it’s too much of an effort to do all the...

More Useful And Brighter Than Your Regular Fingers What kind of person wears Glow in the Dark Finger Tentacles? It's the kind of person who wants their hand to look like a squid. It's the kind of person who is pleased at the thought...

A PRACTICAL WAY TO GET YOUR PRACTICAL JOKES Make every day a laughfest with this set of seven classic tricks, pranks and practical jokes. Each set includes a Whoopee Cushion, a Joy Buzzer, a Nail Through Finger trick, a piece of Trick Candy, a...

Give 'Em The Bird Archie McPhee's Inflatable Turkey is the perfect Thanksgiving centerpiece. Your guests won't be waiting while you sweat over a hot stove, instead they'll be delighted to watch you huff and puff as you inflate this carcass-y beauty. Or, if you insist on...

3… 2… 1… SCATTER! Pull back on these Racing Roaches, release them, and they’ll tear off at top speed like someone just turned on a light. Hold cockroach races or scare a family member, these 3-1/2" (8.9 cm) soft vinyl and plastic insects are...

Get your pecker in shape with the Willy Exerciser - Pecker Dumbbells! This unique tool allows you to work out your willy for a great peck (pec) workout. Get fit and have some fun with this quirky product. (No guarantees on size increase!)

"Meet your perfect match with the Inflatable Perfect Woman. This quirky and playful product is inflatable and guaranteed to bring a fun element to any event. No need to take yourself too seriously, just sit back and enjoy the ride (literally)! Cannot be used...

Firm, bouncy, and ready to provide some boob-approved stress relief! These juggling boobs are perfect for squeezing, bouncing, and tossing when you need a silly distraction. Keep one on your desk for a daily dose of laughter and relaxation. (No actual juggling skills required!)

Meet the Instant Inflatable Perfect Man - hilarious, quirky, and oh so perfect! Just inflate and enjoy the benefits of the perfect man without any of the usual flaws. He'll never leave the toilet seat up and always listen to your every word (wink,...

Watch your willy grow with just the addition of water! This quirky product is sure to add some fun to your life. No need for serious science here, just sit back and watch the magic happen. (Warning: not suitable for immature minds!)

Say goodbye to messy clean-ups with Blow Job Tissues! These quirky tissues are designed to make wiping up spills or sneezes a fun and playful experience. Plus, they're always handy for a quick clean-up (wink wink). No more boring tissues, let Blow Job Tissues...

Catch some royal zzz's with The Queen is Sleeping-Eye Mask. Featuring a regal design and soft, comfortable fabric, this eye mask will help you sleep like royalty. Don't let anyone disturb your slumber (unless they bring tea). Sleep like a queen with this eye...

Instantly relieve stress with these Squeeze & Release Stress Balls! Simply squeeze to release tension and boost relaxation. This is a great gift for white elephant, bachelorette parties or a prank.

Fool all your friends with these hilarious teeth! One size fits most adults. Included in the package are personal fitting instructions. They are easy to follow and take only a few minutes using hot water and can be done in the privacy of your home! Just...

Dick-tated But Not Read Is it an insult? An endorsement, maybe? Keep 'em guessing as you sip out of the Dick Coffee Mug! This super rude ceramic mug holds up to 10 oz of your favorite beverage and makes a bold statement in the...

What would you prefer; a fight club or a gay bar? Well, whatever your preference, we’re sure you’ll love our kitsch, camp, queen of the bathroom – Gay Bar (of soap). Straight, gay, bi-sexual, transsexual, metrosexual, or just downright sexual – everyone is welcomed...

Know someone who, quite frankly, needs to clean up their act? That can be an awkward situation. Luckily, we've created the perfect comedy gift, now in a vivid pink with lots of sparkles to take the edge off your insult.

Do you need that hipster full beard aesthetic immediately but don't have the time to grow it yourself?! We've got you. Warning: choking hazard – small parts. Not suitable for children under 3 years.

Are your brows not bushy enough for the occasion and you need to rectify asap? We've got you. Warning: choking hazard – small parts. Not suitable for children under 3 years.

  Whether it's because you think chain coffee tastes like number two or because you're showing solidarity with a pet who prefers to drink from the porcelain throne, you're gonna be obsessed with this Giant Toilet Mug! Use it for coffee! Use it for...

A Coffee Mug For Someone Who Needs A Lot Of Coffee To Get Going Sir Mixalot might have liked big butts, but we are not all that clear on his feelings about one of America’s most beloved beverages, the not-so-humble cup of coffee. If...

Fool all your friends with these hilarious teeth! One size fits most adults. Included in the package are personal fitting instructions. They are easy to follow and take only a few minutes using hot water and can be done in the privacy of your home! Just...

A Comical Poop Emoji Can Cooler The poop emoji has come a long way since its early days as a popular social media image. Today you can find it just about anything short of breakfast cereal. So, it should come as little surprise that...

Are any of your friends growers not showers? Help them to be proud of their miniature member and show it off with our Micro Penis Mug! Just make sure you bring your magnifying glass with you.

With this Prank Tricks Tin you’ll keep the kids entertained for hours! We can promise you won’t be the butt of the joke with this hilarious tin!

Treat your guests to the Itty-Bitty-Titty Mug! From far away the microscopic pattern looks like an unassuming, tit free mug, but when they go to take a sip they’ll realize this mug bears billions of itty bitty boobs.