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Gnome Squirrel Feeder
That Gnome Sure Goes Through A Lot Of Nuts Have you given up on trying to get rid of squirrels? Why not make them part of your garden decorations. This Gnome Squirrel Feeder will make them look just like living garden gnomes. Give Your...- $ 32.95
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Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Show The World Your Inner Unicorn! Is your secret unicorn always begging to come out at the most inopportune times? The next time you hear that mystical whinny, just remove your Inflatable Unicorn Horn from the tin, inflate it, and secure the elastic strap...- $ 14.95
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Ketchup Candy
It's Not That Weird, Tomatoes Are Technically Fruit America’s favorite condiment in candy form! You love spreading ketchup all over your favorite foods, from fries to hot dogs, but we think the flavor of Archie McPhee's Ketchup Candy stands up on its own. Could...- $ 9.95
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Uh Oh...Emergency Underpants
Don't Let Soiled Underpants Ruin Your Day Archie McPhee's Uh Oh... Emergency Underpants are always there for you when you need them. They come in a 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin that slips easily into a purse or briefcase. Now whenever a particularly...- $ 9.95
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Tentacle Mustache
What Do You Get When You Cross A Gentleman With A Squid? Archie McPhee's Tentacle Mustache combines our love for mustaches with our love for cephalopods to the most disturbing and compelling upper lip accessory the world has ever seen. Your Face Is Gonna Look...- $ 6.95
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Yodeling Pickle
Disclaimer: Song May End On A Sour Note Take our word for it, Archie McPhee's Yodeling Pickle is the thing you need that you didn't know you need. Especially if you love pickles. Want to throw an unforgettable party? Yodeling Pickle. Had a bad day and...- $ 14.95
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Racing Roach Pull Toy Prank
3… 2… 1… SCATTER! Pull back on these Racing Roaches, release them, and they’ll tear off at top speed like someone just turned on a light. Hold cockroach races or scare a family member, these 3-1/2" (8.9 cm) soft vinyl and plastic insects are...- $ 9.95
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Switchblade Spork
The Weapon Of Choice For Juvenile Delinquent Chefs Survival in the epicurean jungle was a matter of brawn and culinary skill, in which mastery of the Switchblade Spork was king. Gangs of sous-chefs and line cooks ruled the streets and no food was safe...- $ 16.95
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Vinderpants Wine Bottle Holder Underpants
No More Naked Bottles- Underpants For Your Wine That bottle of 1945 Chateau Mouton-Rothschild is pretty impressive, but it's shockingly naked. It needs Vinderpants Wine Bottle Holder Underpants! Archie McPhee's Vinderpants are 95% cotton, 5% spandex tighty-whities that fit snugly over most wine and...- $ 9.95
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Nose Pencil Sharpener
Nothing Says "Sharp" Like Putting Things In Your Nose Looks like somebody wanted to spite their face! This uniquely unsettling Nose Pencil Sharpener looks just like the real thing and will make sharpening your pencils an even more procrastinatory (and obscene) experience. Try doing it...- $ 7.95
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Yes or No Answer Button
So Much Better Than Flipping A Coin Life is complicated, but what if you could get conclusive answers at the press of a button? This 4-1/4" x 2-3/4" x 3/4" (10.8 cm x 7 cm x 1.9 cm), plastic Yes or No Answer Button gives...- $ 24.95
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Stylish Pink Mustaches for Girls
Tickle My Upper Lip Pink These Stylish Pink Mustaches for Girls by Archie McPhee are made specifically to accentuate feminine features. Finally, a mustache designed for her! A Pink Girly Mustache For Every Day Of The Week You'll get seven styles of these Stylish Pink Mustaches for...- $ 4.95
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Tattoupees Bald Head Tattoos
It's The Hat Tat For The Adventurous Baldy An artist is envious of blank space, so when we see a bald head, we just want to put something up there. This set of 35 Tattoupees Bald Head Tattoos on four sheets are temporary tattoos...- $ 13.95
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Pagan Breakfast God of Bacon, Eggs & Toast Mask
Breakfast and brunch are important! Why not be a Pagan Breakfast God? The sun is rising and your belly is empty, bow down before the lord of breakfast and receive the bounty of coffee and bacon! This EVA foam mask is 14-1/2" wide and...- $ 26.95
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Super Genius Mints
Good For Mint-al Health Ok, honestly, we're not clear on whether Archie McPhee's Super Genius Mints are meant for those who are already gifted with intellect, or those who are in desperate need of it. But hey, everyone could use a mint once in...- $ 6.95
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Squirrel In Underpants Nodder
Makes Your Commute A Little Less Nuts Squirrel Underpants have been an important part of Archie McPhee for over a decade. Now, they're proudly presenting this Squirrel In Underpants Nodder of the rodent himself. If you’re tired of all those naked squirrels streaking across your yard and...- $ 16.95
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Racing Blobfish
Just Look At How Much Fun They're Having Why the long face? Don't worry, these Racing Blobfish are having a perfectly good time, their faces are just... long. Wind 'em up and watch 'em go! What are they racing for? Are they running late for...- $ 5.95
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Stress Werewolf
When The Moon Is Full, You'll Smell Strawberries There are a lot of drawbacks to being a werewolf, but the beastly transformation does release a lot of anxiety every full moon. Of course, even though Archie McPhee's Stress Werewolf's animal side is on full display,...- $ 14.95
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Grow A Girlfriend
Need a girlfriend? No problem! With Grow A Girlfriend, the possibilities are endless! Simply add water and watch as your new companion grows before your very eyes. Say goodbye to lonely nights and hello to a quirky, fun-filled relationship. (No more swiping right!)- $ 6.95
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Grow a Toy Boy
Get ready to have some fun and grow your very own Toy Boy! With this clever product, you can watch your Toy Boy grow from a tiny figurine to a full-sized toy. Perfect for anyone who enjoys a playful and quirky sense of humor....- $ 6.95
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Inflatable Instant Boob Job
Boost your confidence instantly with the Inflatable Instant Boob Job! Just inflate for a fuller chest in seconds. Perfect for special occasions or every day use. Say goodbye to push-up bras and hello to a natural, enhanced look. No more underwire discomfort or expensive...- $ 6.95
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Bitch Voodoo Doll
"Hex the haters with the Bitch Voodoo Doll in a fierce pink hue. This quirky doll lets you take back control and poke fun at the negativity surrounding you. Perfect for a sassy and confident queen (or king) looking to add some humor to...- $ 11.95
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Grow Some Balls
"Get ready to have some fun with Grow Some Balls! This unique product allows you to grow your own balls (literally) with just water. No more playing with boring old balls, now you can make your own! Simply add water and watch them grow....- $ 4.95
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Little Willy Condoms
"Pack a big surprise with Little Willy Condoms! Don't let insecurities get in the way of pleasure - these condoms are perfect for any size. With a playful name and reliable protection, you're sure to leave them wanting more. (No, seriously, it's little -...- $ 4.95
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Inflatable Perfect Woman
"Meet your perfect match with the Inflatable Perfect Woman. This quirky and playful product is inflatable and guaranteed to bring a fun element to any event. No need to take yourself too seriously, just sit back and enjoy the ride (literally)! Cannot be used...- $ 8.95
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After Sex Tissues
Clean up with ease after a naughty night. This novelty box comes with the perfect tissue to help you quickly clean up after all your wild adventures. Pick up a box for yourself or get one for a friend; either way you'll never find...- $ 7.95
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Juggling Boobs Stress Relief
Firm, bouncy, and ready to provide some boob-approved stress relief! These juggling boobs are perfect for squeezing, bouncing, and tossing when you need a silly distraction. Keep one on your desk for a daily dose of laughter and relaxation. (No actual juggling skills required!)- $ 12.95
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Inflatable Perfect Man
Meet the Instant Inflatable Perfect Man - hilarious, quirky, and oh so perfect! Just inflate and enjoy the benefits of the perfect man without any of the usual flaws. He'll never leave the toilet seat up and always listen to your every word (wink,...- $ 8.95
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Ring for Sex Mini Bell
Need a little help initiating some frisky fun? This cheeky Ring for Sex Bell has got you covered! Just give it a ring, and watch your partner come running. With this playful accessory, you'll never have a dull moment in the bedroom. (Seriously, this...- $ 9.95
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F*ck Off Eye Mask World Map
Shut out the world with our F*ck Off Eye Mask featuring a world map design. Escape from reality and get some much needed rest (or send a playful message to your travel companions). Perfect for the unconventional globetrotter. "Get some serious shuteye with the...- $ 8.95
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Ring for Sex Desk Bell
Need a little spice in the office? This Ring for Sex Desk Bell is the perfect addition to your desk. Simply give it a ring and watch your colleague's reactions! (Note: Use with discretion. Results may vary.- $ 10.95
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Rainbow Willy Warmer
"Keep your willy warm in style with our Rainbow Willy Warmer! This quirky accessory is one-size-fits-most and adds a pop of color to any outfit. Perfect for a fun and playful touch to any occasion. Don't let the cold weather bring you down -...- $ 9.95
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PMS Disturb At Your Own Peril Eye Mask
Get ready to sleep soundly through even the toughest PMS symptoms with our PMS Eye Mask - Disturb At Your Own Peril. This eye mask not only blocks out light, but also clearly signals to others to tread lightly. Wake up refreshed and ready...- $ 8.95
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Nobody Knows I'm Gay Eye Mask
"Stay incognito and sassy with the Nobody Knows I'm Gay Eye Mask. This playful accessory keeps your secret safe while you catch some Z's. Wake up refreshed and ready to conquer the world (or at least your morning coffee). No need to tell anyone,...- $ 9.95
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Grow Your Own Willy
Watch your willy grow with just the addition of water! This quirky product is sure to add some fun to your life. No need for serious science here, just sit back and watch the magic happen. (Warning: not suitable for immature minds!)- $ 4.95
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PMS Chopping Board
Take out your anger on the PMS Chopping board! This quirky chopping board turns meal prep into a cathartic experience. Let out your frustrations while creating delicious dishes. Don't bottle up your emotions, chop them away with the PMS Chopping board!- $ 13.95
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Grow Your Own Boobs
"Get the ultimate DIY experience with Grow Your Own Boobs! Simply add water and watch them grow. No need for expensive surgeries or uncomfortable push-up bras. Embrace your natural self (and give your admirers something to enjoy)."- $ 5.95
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Boobie Basketball Game
Add some bouncy fun to your game night with Boobie Basketball! Take a break from the ordinary and score with this quirky game. Perfect for parties or just for a silly night in. (Warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter!)- $ 4.95
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Blow Job Tissues
Say goodbye to messy clean-ups with Blow Job Tissues! These quirky tissues are designed to make wiping up spills or sneezes a fun and playful experience. Plus, they're always handy for a quick clean-up (wink wink). No more boring tissues, let Blow Job Tissues...- $ 8.95
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The Queen is Sleeping Eye Mask
Catch some royal zzz's with The Queen is Sleeping-Eye Mask. Featuring a regal design and soft, comfortable fabric, this eye mask will help you sleep like royalty. Don't let anyone disturb your slumber (unless they bring tea). Sleep like a queen with this eye...- $ 8.95
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Man Flu Bell
This Man Flu Bell is designed with male-specific features to provide sympathy for the exaggerated flu symptoms experienced by men. Crafted with an extra loud bell, it's perfect for alerting others to the presence of a sick man in need. A must-have for any...- $ 11.95
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The Boss Voodoo Chopping Board
Unleash the boss in you with our Voodoo Chopping Board! Made to handle even the toughest cuts, this board is not just your ordinary kitchen tool. Show off your kitchen skills with a touch of humor and magic - voodoo style! (No actual voodoo...- $ 14.95
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Grow Your Own Hairy Balls Planter
"Watch your Hairy Balls Planter grow with just a splash of water. Talking to them encourages their growth - how big will yours get? Add a quirky twist to your indoor garden with these playful planters."- $ 11.95
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Blow Job Undies
Introducing Blow Job Undies - the perfect solution for awkward underwear fumbles. Get straight to the good stuff with these new, easy access undies. No more interruptions or distractions - just pure pleasure. Say goodbye to traditional underwear and hello to a whole new...- $ 11.95
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Color Changing Brain Fart Coffee Mug
A Color Changing Brain Fart Mug Color changing isn’t just for cold, refreshing adult beverages. It also has a place in the world of hot beverages like coffee and tea. You see this showing up with flatulent humor in this color changing Brain Fart...- $ 14.95
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Bottomless Mimosa Glass
The Perfect Mimosa Glass To Help You Get Through A Difficult Sunday Brunch For some people brunch is an institution that perfect fills a Sunday late morning. For those of us who need a little bit of the hair of the dog that bit...- $ 19.95
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Bigger is Better Giant Wine Glass
A Big Wine Glass To Quench A Powerful Thirst There are wine preservation kits sold in stores and online that are supposed to let you pour a single glass of wine and recork it without the remaining wine in the bottle oxidizing or going...- $ 19.95
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Corgi Butt Bottle Opener
A Corgi Butt Bottle Opener The corgi dog breed is much beloved with families and travelers. They have a lineage that goes back centuries to Wales in the United Kingdom. While German Shepherds, Golden Retrievers, and Poodles might be incredibly popular in the United...- $ 22.95
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Cat Attack Garden Gnomes
A Lawn Ornament Of A Cat Attacking Garden Gnomes In recent years, feral cats, and outdoor domestic cats have come under fire for recklessly killing birds, bunnies and other peace-loving outdoor animals. So, it was only a matter of time until someone made a...- $ 29.95
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Black Like My Soul Coffee Mug
Like Your Coffee Black As Your Soul? Then this is the mug for you! Our Black Soul Mug is a hilarious way to start your day. It is a perfect addition to your at-home coffee cup collection, a must have for the office, and the ideal...- $ 14.95
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7.5' Hulking Werewolf Animated Prop
Beware Of Dog You'll know there's a bad moon on the rise when you witness this 7.5' Hulking Werewolf Animated Prop in action! This massive animatronic prop features moving arms and an opening jaw that snarls, growls and howls as its light-up eyes dart all around. But...
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Force Awakens Star Wars BB-8 3D Laser Cut Model Kit
A Desk-Sized Droid BB-8, sometimes spelled Beebee-Ate, is a BB unit astromech droid who operated approximately thirty years after the Battle of Endor. It had a dome head, similar to that of R2 series astromech droids, with the bulk of its body made up...
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Sponge Balls (Pro Series) Antique Green
THE BRIGHTEST AND MOST VIBRANT SPONGE BALLS EVER MADE! 6 Color Sets of Sponge Balls - 4 Sponge Balls Included in Each Set!DESIGN: Pro Grip with Soft Squeeze Sponge BallsQTY: 4 Balls Per SetSIZE: 2 Inch diametersPACKAGE: Black Box with Open Windows(7.75 x 2 x...
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