Middle Finger Bad Attitude Egg Fryer
Something To Egg 'Em On Let's face it, your egg is not in the right headspace to be sunny side up. They're having an eggceptionally hard time right now, and they haven't gotten laid in like, forever. Give your egg some...
$ 14.95 $ 9.95
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Fake News Funny Toilet Paper
Alternative Facts To Cover Your Ass Have you ever seen an article in the paper so riddled with inaccuracies that it made better for wiping than reading? Actually, have you ever seen an article in the paper? No matter what...
$ 24.95 $ 9.95
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Giant Inflatable Poop
$ 24.95 $ 19.95
Giant Inflatable Poop
 Be The Biggest Stinker At The Waterpark If you're dropping some kids off at the pool in the more literal sense, they'll definitely want this Giant Inflatable Poop along for the ride! It's likely to be a serious statement at the...
$ 24.95 $ 19.95
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Squishy Poops Stress Reliever
Relieve Yourself This Squishy Poops Stress Reliever is your new personal gateway to calm and collection- anyone else who sees it lying on your desk will surely stress out! This fake fecal matter feels great in your palm after a...
$ 9.95 $ 6.95
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Welcome To The Shitshow Toilet Paper
Admit Dung About to make your bathroom smell like a cavalcade of circus animals just blew through? Finish the job off with Welcome To The Shitshow Toilet Paper! This roll features 200 sheets of durable 3-ply TP with a print that won't...
$ 14.95 $ 9.95
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Poopy Pen
$ 14.95 $ 9.95
Poopy Pen
Poop Fiction Tired of loaning out writing utensils? Your freeloading friends will think twice when you break out the Poopy Pen! Measuring about 6" long, this disturbingly lifelike ballpoint pen dispenses black ink and functions just like a regular pen, with the...
$ 14.95 $ 9.95
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Booby Squishy Vanilla Scented Stress Toy
Slow rising 3.63" tall, vanilla-scented squishy toy for adults. Made of slow rising PU material. Great fun as a party favor, stress relief, or humorous gift. Packaged in a durable and squeezable polybag.
$ 14.95
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Orange Syringe Shooter
Syringe Shooters will be the hit of your next party!
$ 24.95
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Fuck You Covid-19 Sucker Lollipop
Let other people know how you really feel about Covid-19 with your F*ck You Covid-19! Sucker. Strawberry-flavored sucker weighs 50g.
$ 8.95
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F*uck You! Sucker Lollipop
Let other people know how you really feel about them with your F*ck You! Sucker. Strawberry-flavored sucker weighs 50g.
$ 8.95
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Lil Devil's Trick of the Day! Prank Kit
A PRACTICAL WAY TO GET YOUR PRACTICAL JOKES Make every day a laughfest with this set of seven classic tricks, pranks and practical jokes. Each set includes a Whoopee Cushion, a Joy Buzzer, a Nail Through Finger trick, a piece...
$ 24.95
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Googly Eyes Glasses
FINALLY, REAL GOOGLY EYES FOR REAL PEOPLE Why do inanimate objects get all the Googly Eye glory? Now you can bedeck yourself with plastic Googly Eyes Glasses that make it look like you have giant eyes with pupils that move...
$ 19.95
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Tattoupees Bald Head Tattoos
IT'S THE HAT TAT FOR THE ADVENTUROUS BALDY An artist is envious of blank space, so when we see a bald head, we just want to put something up there. This set of 35 tattoos on four sheets are temporary...
$ 13.95
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Car Full of Bees Auto Sunshade
Your Car Will Bee Cool All Summer This sunshade creates the illusion that you car is full of bees! Can you go in the carpool lane if you have a swarm of bees riding shotgun? At 50" x 27½" (127...
$ 29.95
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Shrunken Head Ham Sculpture Kit Gift Box
ONLY NERDS USE APPLES FOR THEIR SHRUNKEN HEADS Okay, Dad will love that tie you bought him, but why not make him think you bought him a kit that turns hams into tiny shrunken heads? Put the boring gift in...
$ 13.95
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Car Full of Cats Auto Sunshade
Holy Kitty Conveyance! It's The Catmobile If you could have one wish, wouldn’t it be that you could take your cats everywhere with you? This sunshade makes it look to outside observers that you’ve done just that. It’s filled to...
$ 29.95
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Lunch Meat Notebooks
MEAT YOUR NEW FAVORITE NOTEBOOK These notebooks look so delicious, you’ll have to resist slipping them between a couple slices of bread! This set of three 48-page, 5½" x 3½" (14 cm x 8.9 cm) notebooks looks like three kinds...
$ 9.95
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Emergency Cat Sound Machine
All The Noises Of An Actual Cat One of the most underrated parts of cats is the sounds they make. This 3½" (8.9 cm) electronic Emergency Cat noisemaker includes four sounds—mew, meow catfight and purr. Press the buttons whenever you’re...
$ 24.95
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Yes or No Answer Button
SHOULD YOU BUY THIS BUTTON? YES! Life is complicated, but what if you could get conclusive answers at the press of a button? This 4-1/4" x 2-3/4" x 3/4" (10.8 cm x 7 cm x 1.9 cm), plastic button gives...
$ 34.95 $ 24.95
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Emergency Affirmation Button
Finally, An Inanimate Object That Understands You Sometimes all it takes is a little positive reinforcement to help you make it through the day. So next time you do something excellent (yet again) and no one seems to recognize it...
$ 24.95
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Nose Pencil Sharpener
DO NOT STICK A PENCIL UP YOUR ACTUAL NOSE Stick a pencil up this nose and twist, and it will come out clean and sharp! High-quality, hard plastic, life-sized and lifelike. 2-1/4" (5.7 cm) long. Now with two skin tones!...
$ 7.95
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Emergency Googly Eyes
You Never Know When Something Might Need A Little Personification Our Emergency Googly Eyes come in a beautiful, eye-covered tin filled with 20 pairs of plastic eyes in four different sizes ranging from 1/2" (1.3 cm) to 1-3/16" (3 cm)...
$ 9.95
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Ear Guards Ear Protectors
While You're Sleeping, Spiders Are Crawling Into Your Ears And Laying Eggs Keep your ears safe from ear-spiders and earwigs with these protective Ear Guards! Just slip them over your ears before you go to bed at night and you'll...
$ 4.95
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Googly Eye Push Pins
YOUR OFFICE SUPPLIES WON'T STOP STARING AT ME Push pins are boring. Sure, they hold important memos on cork boards and posters on telephone poles, but it's like they're designed to not be seen. These push pins have actual moving...
$ 4.95
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Ultimate Geek Pen
INDULGE YOUR GADGET-LOVING GEEKINESS WITH THIS HIGH TECH PEN This high-tech gadget has enough bells and whistles to make most geeks drool. Twist the metal tip and you get a ballpoint pen. Press the top button to turn on the...
$ 24.95
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Emergency Bowtie
Instantly Transform Yourself From Normal To Formal Instantly transform yourself from normal to formal with this Emergency Bowtie! Perfect for spontaneous weddings, unforeseen funerals and hoity-toity dinner parties. Each 4-1/2" (11.4 cm) long bowtie is made of a silky fabric...
$ 14.95
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Inflatable Tiara
YOU’RE JUST A PUFF OR TWO AWAY FROM BEING A MONARCH We’ve all been there. The Queen is on her way up and you find yourself bare-headed. You’ve left your tiara at home! This Inflatable Tiara is the perfect thing...
$ 14.95
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Meowlin Socks
MEOWLIN HAS A SPELL TO TURN KIBBLE INTO TUNA This kitty is wearing a wizard’s hat! All cats are magical and these socks prove it. These Meowlin Socks are women’s crew socks and made of a soft combed cotton blend.
$ 12.95
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Meh Socks
$ 19.95
Meh Socks
THE GREATEST MEH OF ALL TIME Are you excited about your lack of excitement? Interested in being disinterested? Meh Socks allow you to proclaim that you have nothing to proclaim. Flash these socks at someone and it will suck the...
$ 19.95
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Freeloader Fork w/ 2 Foot Extending Handle
Fork It Over Ever been tempted by a passing dessert cart? Desired a dab of your dinner companion's delicious dumplings? Wanted to finagle some fries from a friend in the cafeteria? The stainless steel Freeloader Fork looks like a normal...
$ 19.95
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The Fly Undertaker RIP 28" Fly Swatter
JOIN THE SWAT TEAM​ This fly swatter means business! If you’re serious about killing flies but don’t want to leave your chair, this extendable swatter that goes from 11-5/8" (29.5 cm) to 28" (71.1 cm) broadens your reach so you...
$ 9.95
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Vinderpants Wine Bottle Holder Underpants
NO MORE NAKED BOTTLES - UNDERPANTS FOR YOUR WINE That bottle of 1945 Chateau Mouton-Rothschild is pretty impressive, but it's shockingly naked. It needs Vinderpants - the wine underpants! Vinderpants are 95% cotton, 5% spandex tighty-whities that fit snugly over...
$ 9.95
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Racing Roaches Pull Toy Prank
3… 2… 1… SCATTER! Pull back on these Racing Roaches, release them, and they’ll tear off at top speed like someone just turned on a light. Hold cockroach races or scare a family member, these 3-1/2" (8.9 cm) soft vinyl...
$ 9.95
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Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats
Cats love it! Your cat makes a show of being regal and in control, but you could turn all that around with this Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats. It’s a vinyl, 5-1/2" (14 cm) long unicorn horn with a four-point...
$ 14.95
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Handicorn Unicorn Finger Puppet
Your cat makes a show of being regal and in control, but you could turn all that around with this Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats. It’s a vinyl, 5-1/2" (14 cm) long unicorn horn with a four-point elastic strap system...
$ 14.95
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Glow-in-the-Dark Finger Zombies
EXPOSED BRAINS, GRIEVOUS WOUNDS — THESE ZOMBIES HAVE IT ALL Exposed brains, open wounds, missing limbs... Ahh, to be a zombie. Crafted from soft, floppy rubber, these 1-3/4" (4.4 cm) to 2" (5.1 cm) tall, glow-in-the-dark undead finger puppets are...
$ 4.95
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Bigfoot Finger Feet
In Search Of... Your Own Hand Bigfoot is famous for his namesake giant feet. What is your hand famous for? Nothing? Why not give it some Sasquatch tootsies? Take your commonplace hand and turn it into a mysterious cryptozoological man-beast...
$ 5.95
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Under the Mistletoe Belt
Mistletoe Has Very Strict Rules & Guidelines In nature, Mistletoe is a leathery-leaved parasitic plant that grows on apple, oak, and other broadleaf trees. It tends to bear white glutinous berries in winter which is an oddity in the northern...
$ 10.95
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Over Inflated Ego
Blow Up The Room With Your Over Stated Presence Donald J Trump and his presidency have been polarizing for the United States and our closest allies. Whether you live him or revile him, his politics hit the world stage with...
$ 90.00
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Nice Bass Trophy Headpiece
Nice Bass Trophy Headpiece is one size and made out of a plush fabric.
$ 36.95
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Giant Clown Scissors
A Jester Take On Becoming A Beautician Sending in the clowns never looked more funny than watching them trying to cut and style each other’s hair. This is exactly what you get with this over-sizes plastic prop scissors and comb....
$ 5.95
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Jumbo Squirt Flower (orange)
A Classic Gag In One Kit The classic squirting flower is one of those comedic japes that has managed to keep itself alive and fresh for decades. To use it, the performer, who is usually a clown in flamboyant garb,...
$ 6.95
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Fried Egg
$ 6.95 $ 4.95
Fried Egg
Fool your friends with this fried egg!
$ 6.95 $ 4.95
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Hand Buzzer
$ 7.95 $ 5.95
Hand Buzzer
Wind it up and start shaking hands!
$ 7.95 $ 5.95
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Magic Mystery Box
$ 79.95 $ 40.00
Magic Mystery Box
Who doesn’t love a surprise? Admit it! Our ‘Mystery Box’ contains handpicked products! No two boxes are alike! It makes the perfect gift for the spontaneous person in your life. Or just get it for yourself! Everyone likes getting presents!...
$ 79.95 $ 40.00
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Dry Scorpion Trick
A Dry Scorpion Trick That Serves As A Perfect Misdirection Gimmick When you first look at the packaging of this “Dry Scorpion” trick it truly gives you the impression that there is indeed a dried or perhaps even live scorpion...
$ 6.95
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Secret Toilet
Prank friends and family with the Secret Toilet. The secret toilet squirts water at anyone who lifts the lid. A fun prank, and a great gag gift! Water not included  
$ 6.95
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Inflatable Retro Mobile Phone
Add the finishing touch to any 80’s/90’s costume with this inflatable phone. Phone measures at 30”.
$ 8.95
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Fat Suit
$ 75.00
Fat Suit
One-piece jumpsuit with long sleeves and legs, stuffed chest and belly with Velcro closure in back. One size fits most.
$ 75.00
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