Pranks & Practical Jokes

In Search Of... Your Own Hand You’ve been searching for a long time, but you’ve finally stumbled across the source of those mysterious footprints in the woods: Bigfoot Finger Feet. Bigfoot is famous for his namesake giant feet. What is your hand famous for?...

While You're Sleeping, Spiders Are Crawling Into Your Ears And Laying Eggs It's easy to dismiss these Ear Guards Ear Protectors as a "novelty", or a "joke", or "potentially more harmful to ears than actual spiders". Not all of us have the privilege of narrow little ear canals that...

Googly eyes make everything better! Archie McPhee's Emergency Googly Eyes come in a beautiful, eye-catching tin filled with twenty pairs of plastic eyes in four different sizes. Just expose their adhesive backs and start sticking them on stuff. A boring bagel becomes your carby...

  Holy Kitty Conveyance! It's The Catmobile If you could have one wish, wouldn’t it be that you could take your cats everywhere with you? This Car Full of Cats Auto Sunshade makes it look to outside observers that you’ve done just that. It’s...

Good Vibes For Your Vehicle Nothing livens up your commute like a little Hula dancing! This adorable Dancing Hula Girl Dashboard Bobble Doll is a dashboard statement that'll make your morning commute feel like a refreshing island getaway... for a couple of minutes, anyway. Hey, we'll take...

Let The Dashboard Jesus Be Your Co Pilot The Dashboard Jesus Bobble Head is ready to be your copilot as you drive through the highways and byways of life. Just don't ask this Jesus to take the wheel, he is made of plastic and...

  Soggy Shoes? Socks To Sock Let’s say you step in a puddle and it soaks right through your shoe. Are you just supposed to go all day with a frigid, damp sock on your foot? This Emergency Replacement Sock tin contains one (1)...

There Better Be Bacon In That Box This high quality Bacon Gift Wrapping Paper is completely covered with photos of greasy bacon strips. After all, everything is better when it's wrapped in bacon! Bacon Wrap That Makes Any Gift Delicious Featuring a photorealistic print...

Scratch Furniture, Bat At Cat Toys, Knock Thing Off The Counter As you slip these Finger Cat Paws on, you’ll find you have the urge to knock things off of shelves and sharpen your claws on the living room curtain. Cats use their paws...

  Counting Crows Crows are known for their love of small trinkets and shiny stuff, and in rare cases will trade with humans for food and coins. But if you can't get your local crows to do business with you, at least you can control...

I Love You, Baby Trash Panda Baby raccoons are very cute, and it is legal to own a raccoon in 16 states, but they grow up to be adult raccoons. This stuffed latex Baby Raccoon Buddy is a better solution. It looks great in...

They're Really Just Goth Birds Ever wanted to control a swarm of bats with a wave of your hand? Well, forget it. You could never hope to tame those beautiful, echo-locative creatures of the night. But these Finger Bats? You'll have 'em in the...

Transform Your Fingers Into Wiggly, Wriggly Tentacles What kind of person wears Finger Tentacles? It's the kind of person who wants their hand to look like a squid. It's the kind of person who is pleased at the thought of slowly transforming into a...

This Item Is Really Really Handy Tiny hands for your fingers! Archie McPhee's Finger Hands make your fingers into tiny arms. You can always use a hand and you're always being asked to lend a hand, so it's probably a good idea to have...

Dr. Jekyll Or Mr. Hand? One second it’s just your plain old hand, the next second it’s a dang Handimonster! You can tell people that your hand was cursed by an angry Canadian fortune teller during a misinterpreted waving incident at the Gathering of...

Dr. Leech Will See You Now Why put a leech on these Leech Bandages? Actual doctors are using leeches again. Isn’t it shocking that using leeches in medicine has come back in vogue? Turns out a leech gets the blood flowing around wounds and restores...

Instead Of Empathy, Get Some Meh-Pathy These Meh Bandages aren’t what you want for serious injuries. When the scratch isn’t too bad, you don’t have a medical emergency — you have a MEH-dical emergency. These fifteen large sterile strips, 3" x 1", decorated with the...

See You In Hell Two universal truths you discover once you reach adulthood: there is no more cruel and infernal punishment than having to be around other adults, and socks actually make a pretty good gift. Look, they've even got little flames on them! Grab...

Give 'Em The Bird Archie McPhee's Inflatable Turkey is the perfect Thanksgiving centerpiece. Your guests won't be waiting while you sweat over a hot stove, instead they'll be delighted to watch you huff and puff as you inflate this carcass-y beauty. Or, if you insist on...

A Fairytale Told On Your Fingers Nothing makes your fingers more magical and whimsical than these Finger Unicorns! That's right, nothing. Not rings, not little tattoos, not even that nail polish that has a name like "unicorn tears" or "unicorn fantasy" and it's like,...

Pest Friends Forever Who wouldn't wanna see these adorable Finger Raccoon Finger Puppets rummaging through their waste? Thankfully, these little guys require no food and are guaranteed rabies-free. But if you wanna make them bite, scratch and eat garbage anyway, who are we to...

Packed With Possum Personality When you put on these Finger Possum Finger Puppets, it’s like your hand is a trash can full of delicious rotting food. This set of three 2" tall soft vinyl possum finger puppets will come to life on your fingers...

That Gnome Sure Goes Through A Lot Of Nuts Have you given up on trying to get rid of squirrels? Why not make them part of your garden decorations. This Gnome Squirrel Feeder will make them look just like living garden gnomes. Give Your...

It's Not That Weird, Tomatoes Are Technically Fruit America’s favorite condiment in candy form! You love spreading ketchup all over your favorite foods, from fries to hot dogs, but we think the flavor of Archie McPhee's Ketchup Candy stands up on its own. These...

Disclaimer: Song May End On A Sour Note Take our word for it, Archie McPhee's Yodeling Pickle is the thing you need that you didn't know you need. Especially if you love pickles. Want to throw an unforgettable party? Yodeling Pickle. Had a bad day and...

No More Naked Bottles- Underpants For Your Wine That bottle of 1945 Chateau Mouton-Rothschild is pretty impressive, but it's shockingly naked. It needs Vinderpants Wine Bottle Holder Underpants! Archie McPhee's Vinderpants are 95% cotton, 5% spandex tighty-whities that fit snugly over most wine and...

Nothing Says "Sharp" Like Putting Things In Your Nose Looks like somebody wanted to spite their face! This uniquely unsettling Nose Pencil Sharpener looks just like the real thing and will make sharpening your pencils an even more procrastinatory (and obscene) experience. Try doing it...

Good For Mint-al Health Ok, honestly, we're not clear on whether Archie McPhee's Super Genius Mints are meant for those who are already gifted with intellect, or those who are in desperate need of it. But hey, everyone could use a mint once in...

Makes Your Commute A Little Less Nuts Squirrel Underpants have been an important part of Archie McPhee for over a decade. Now, they're proudly presenting this Squirrel In Underpants Nodder of the rodent himself. If you’re tired of all those naked squirrels streaking across your yard and...

Just Look At How Much Fun They're Having Why the long face? Don't worry, these Racing Blobfish are having a perfectly good time, their faces are just... long. Wind 'em up and watch 'em go! What are they racing for? Are they running late for...

Need a girlfriend? No problem! With Grow A Girlfriend, the possibilities are endless! Simply add water and watch as your new companion grows before your very eyes. Say goodbye to lonely nights and hello to a quirky, fun-filled relationship. (No more swiping right!) Color...

Get ready to have some fun and grow your very own Toy Boy! With this clever product, you can watch your Toy Boy grow from a tiny figurine to a full-sized toy. Perfect for anyone who enjoys a playful and quirky sense of humor....

Boost your confidence instantly with the Inflatable Instant Boob Job! Just inflate for a fuller chest in seconds. Perfect for special occasions or every day use. Say goodbye to push-up bras and hello to a natural, enhanced look. No more underwire discomfort or expensive...

"Hex the haters with the Bitch Voodoo Doll in a fierce pink hue. This quirky doll lets you take back control and poke fun at the negativity surrounding you. Perfect for a sassy and confident queen (or king) looking to add some humor to...

"Pack a big surprise with Little Willy Condoms! Don't let insecurities get in the way of pleasure - these condoms are perfect for any size. With a playful name and reliable protection, you're sure to leave them wanting more. (No, seriously, it's little -...

Clean up with ease after a naughty night. This novelty box comes with the perfect tissue to help you quickly clean up after all your wild adventures. Pick up a box for yourself or get one for a friend; either way you'll never find...

Need a little help initiating some frisky fun? This cheeky Ring for Sex Bell has got you covered! Just give it a ring, and watch your partner come running. With this playful accessory, you'll never have a dull moment in the bedroom. (Seriously, this...

Need a little spice in the office? This Ring for Sex Desk Bell is the perfect addition to your desk. Simply give it a ring and watch your colleague's reactions! (Note: Use with discretion. Results may vary.

"Keep your willy warm in style with our Rainbow Willy Warmer! This quirky accessory is one-size-fits-most and adds a pop of color to any outfit. Perfect for a fun and playful touch to any occasion. Don't let the cold weather bring you down -...

Get ready to sleep soundly through even the toughest PMS symptoms with our PMS Eye Mask - Disturb At Your Own Peril. This eye mask not only blocks out light, but also clearly signals to others to tread lightly. Wake up refreshed and ready...

"Stay incognito and sassy with the Nobody Knows I'm Gay Eye Mask. This playful accessory keeps your secret safe while you catch some Z's. Wake up refreshed and ready to conquer the world (or at least your morning coffee). No need to tell anyone,...

Take out your anger on the PMS Chopping board! This quirky chopping board turns meal prep into a cathartic experience. Let out your frustrations while creating delicious dishes. Don't bottle up your emotions, chop them away with the PMS Chopping board!

"Get the ultimate DIY experience with Grow Your Own Boobs! Simply add water and watch them grow. No need for expensive surgeries or uncomfortable push-up bras. Embrace your natural self (and give your admirers something to enjoy)."

Add some bouncy fun to your game night with Boobie Basketball! Take a break from the ordinary and score with this quirky game. Perfect for parties or just for a silly night in. (Warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter!)

Say goodbye to messy clean-ups with Blow Job Tissues! These quirky tissues are designed to make wiping up spills or sneezes a fun and playful experience. Plus, they're always handy for a quick clean-up (wink wink). No more boring tissues, let Blow Job Tissues...

This Man Flu Bell is designed with male-specific features to provide sympathy for the exaggerated flu symptoms experienced by men. Crafted with an extra loud bell, it's perfect for alerting others to the presence of a sick man in need. A must-have for any...

Unleash the boss in you with our Voodoo Chopping Board! Made to handle even the toughest cuts, this board is not just your ordinary kitchen tool. Show off your kitchen skills with a touch of humor and magic - voodoo style! (No actual voodoo...

"Watch your Hairy Balls Planter grow with just a splash of water. Talking to them encourages their growth - how big will yours get? Add a quirky twist to your indoor garden with these playful planters."

Introducing Blow Job Undies - the perfect solution for awkward underwear fumbles. Get straight to the good stuff with these new, easy access undies. No more interruptions or distractions - just pure pleasure. Say goodbye to traditional underwear and hello to a whole new...

A Color Changing Brain Fart Mug Color changing isn’t just for cold, refreshing adult beverages. It also has a place in the world of hot beverages like coffee and tea. You see this showing up with flatulent humor in this color changing Brain Fart...