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Beach Please Mermaid Mug
Swim In To Mornings With A Sexy Mermaid Whether it’s destined to be a beach day or another grinding morning at the office, you need just the right amount of coffee to get your day started. If this sounds like you, then this “Beach...- $ 13.95
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Mornings Suck Lollipop Coffee Mug
The Perfect Coffee Mug For Someone Who Hates Mornings If you are the type of person who thinks there’s a special place waiting in Hell for so-called “Morning People” then this coffee mug might be perfect for you. As the name implies, it says...- $ 13.95
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Queen of Everything Golden Crown Coffee Mug
A Special Coffee Mug For That Special Lady In Your Life If you have a special lady in your life or you know one who is a true queen, then this coffee mug might be the best gift money can buy. As the name...- $ 19.95
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Mornings Blow Whale Coffee Mug
A Ceramic Whale Of A Coffee Mug If you are having a whale of a week, or just a fan of aquatic mammals, then this Morning Blow coffee mug might just fit perfectly in your hand. It’s made from high-quality ceramic and is stylized...- $ 13.95
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Unicorn Bag Of Poop
Fantastic Feces And Where To Find Them Cosplaying as the responsible owner of a majestic unicorn? Grab this Unicorn Bag of Poop to complete the look! This adorably illustrated drawstring pouch comes with four varieties of cotton-candy colored turds for all your playtime and/or prop comedy...- $ 8.95
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I Am The Fucking Boss Desk Plate
Channel Your Inner Lumbergh Are you a tyrannical CEO? A smart-ass underling, maybe? Did you just draw your boss for Secret Santa and this is legit the only thing you know about them? If you said yes to any of these, this I Am The...- $ 4.95
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Evil Genius Desk Plate
Meanwhile, At the Legion Of Doom... You didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister", now prove it with this Evil Genius Desk Plate! This is no cheaply made, run of the mill gag gift though- this authentic looking nameplate...- $ 4.95
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Sport Shot Hockey Drinking Game
Slapshot Your Way To Victory (Or A Shot) You don't have to be an athlete to enter this arena- Sport Shot Hockey Drinking Game is the perfect game for partiers on the go! This portable drinking game comes with two 1 oz shot glasses,...- $ 7.95
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Dragonlore Desk Clock
The spectacular time dragon, sleeps his timeless guard upon an engraved stone that reads 'time, greatest of treasures'. Approximate Dimensions:Width 5.04" x Height 2.76" x Depth 1.77" Origin: Designed in England, manufactured in China Materials: Resin, Clock Mechanism- $ 42.95
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Count Magistus Money Box
Place your trust in a gentleman who's reputation is beyond reproach (and beyond the grave). Approximate Dimensions: Width 3.54" x Height 5.91" x Depth 3.74" Origin: Designed in England, manufactured in China Materials: Resin- $ 39.95
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Pentagram Rose Tea Light Candle Holder
The ethereal light of the fifth element ensnared by the midnight rose. (Candle not included). Approximate Dimension: Diameter 12.5cm.- $ 29.95
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Raven Shoulder Bag
An irresistible round, black purse-shoulder bag, with a strikingly alternative, iconic image boldly embossed upon its front to personify the wearer's alter ego. Bag is made in PU leather with a zip opening across its top edge and is fitted with a metal curb...- $ 39.95
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Pentagram Bag
An irresistible round, black purse-shoulder bag, with a strikingly alternative, iconic image boldly embossed upon its front to personify the wearer's alter ego. Bag is made in PU leather with a zip opening across its top edge and is fitted with a metal curb...- $ 39.95
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You Stir My Blood Cup and Spoon
Cause a stir with these incredible mug and spoon gift sets! Perfect for that tea or coffee loving friend! Or maybe a little treat just for you, it will truly serve you a fiendishly good brew! This extraordinary mug and spoon set forms part...- $ 19.95
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Ramen Noodles Scented Candle
Send Noods There's just something indescribably cozy about the smell of this salty, savory Ramen Noodles Scented Candle. Pair this with the Mary Jane Scented Candle, and the nostalgia will hit you hard enough to knock you back into freshman year, even if you...- $ 9.95
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Whiskey Scented Candle
The Smell Is Intoxicating These Whiskey Scented Candles are hand poured with soy wax, and aged in the finest metal tins by The Stinky Candle Company. Because that's why you're into whiskey, right? So you can romanticize its conception at length to your poor friends...- $ 9.95
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Zoo Scented Candle
A Sensory Journey To Animal Jail So it happened: you took your kids to a petting zoo and they won't let up about getting a teacup pig. You've explained there's no such thing, there's baby pigs that grow into full-sized hogs, but that just added...- $ 9.95
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Wet Grass Scented Candle
What That Candle Dew? Make it a classy, grassy affair with this Wet Grass Scented Candle. Maybe you live in a dense urban area and miss the smell of nature, maybe you're a person who genuinely loves mowing the lawn, or maybe you're a...- $ 9.95
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Wine Scented Candle
A Wine Candle... Wine Not? Sweet, floral, a little leathery... hey, do you think this would pair well with the Nacho Cheese candle, or is it a crime to even consider it? In any case, the Wine Scented Candle smells accurate and pleasant enough...- $ 9.95
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Corn Chips Scented Candle
It Smells A-Maize-ing We're loathe to speak ill of one of the most versatile and delicious snacks known to man, but when was the last time you ate corn chips and felt full before you felt utterly defeated... yet still ached for chips? These Corn Chips Scented Candles...- $ 9.95
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Buttered Popcorn Scented Candle
Let's Get It Poppin' Don't get us wrong; actual buttered popcorn is incredible and we endorse it wholeheartedly. But if you don't have the real thing for movie night, this Buttered Popcorn Scented Candle will stimulate your senses with the rich scent of salty,...- $ 9.95
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Mary Jane Scented Candle
It'll Stink To High Heaven You may be wondering who would ever want this Mary Jane Scented Candle in favor of the real thing, especially if you live in a "high tolerance" state... but any seasoned stoner knows there's always that one friend in the smoke circle who just enjoys...- $ 9.95
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Urine Scented Candle
This Candle Is Number One Whether you’re planning an ill-advised office prank, attempting to drive out a high maintenance roommate, or trying to mask a different smell in your room (BTW, your parents already know you smoke weed), we don’t question or judge your...- $ 9.95
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Spawn of the Devil Scented Candle
Satan's Little Helper The nicest thing we can say about this Spawn of the Devil Scented Candle is that it's probably the most creative conceptual scent out there, and it's not quite as soul-killing as Rotting Flesh. It's still pretty rancid and somehow smells like...- $ 9.95
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Timber! Scented Candle
Wooden It Be Nice? It's fresh, it's earthy, and it evokes the comfort of a log cabin getaway. The only thing this candle doesn't feature that it really should is Kesha. Grab a Timber! Scented Candle, close your eyes, and fantasize about able-bodied lumberjacks. Don't be...- $ 9.95
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French Fries Scented Candle
Eau De Pommes Frites The scent of fries speaks for itself. Seriously. Of all the delicious fried foods in the world, comparatively, fried potatoes are undeniably god-tier to not even need the original ingredient in the name. Indulge in the salty goodness of this French...- $ 9.95
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Leather Jacket Scented Candle
Smell Ya Later That's right, manly smells can be based on real-life things! One whiff of this Leather Jacket Scented Candle and the fresh, woodsy fragrance will have you hooked. Obviously it's not just for men, anyone can enjoy this bold candle! But seriously, nobody...- $ 9.95
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Fart Scented Candle
Rectum? Damn Near Killed 'Em Ok, that pun was genuinely terrible. We're sorry. But not as sorry as anyone smelling this Fart Scented Candle for the first time. The sulfuric stench of this bad boy is good for two things only: pranks, and improving...- $ 9.95
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Vomit Scented Candle
The Classiest Way To Make 'Em Spew There are plenty of reasons to try and make someone lose their lunch. Life-saving reasons, even. But our personal suggested use for the Vomit Scented Candle is to cover up that "Vomit" text with a cute sticker,...- $ 9.95
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Columbian Coffee Scented Candle
A Damn Fine Candle Even if you're not a coffee drinker, no one can deny the rich, balanced scent of this Columbian Coffee Scented Candle. Perfectly warm and bittersweet, this candle may inspire the urge to recite beat poetry or type out a screenplay...- $ 9.95
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Beer Scented Candle
Time To Get Lit Is it just us or is there something that smells kinda weirdly good about the spilled drink strata of a dive bar counter? If you disagree, congrats on having your life more or less together, but everyone else will surely...- $ 9.95
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Burrito Scented Candle
Candle Asada The fresh, spicy, notes of this Burrito Scented Candle will encompass you so perfectly, you'll feel like one yourself. Indulge in savory sensory bliss all day long without the high risk of creating an inversely proportional stench in the bathroom later. Candles That Satisfy Any Scents-ibility ...- $ 9.95
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Bacon Scented Candle
Wake Up And Smell The... You know how the rest of it goes! This super accurate Bacon Scented Candle aroma is just the right amount of savory and salty to fill the air with breakfast-y goodness. Great for making any morning feel like a...- $ 9.95
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Nacho Cheese Scented Candle
Na'cho Average Candles The great thing about this Nacho Cheese Scented Candle? It perfectly replicates the hot tangy goodness that permeates the air of carnivals, concerts, and movie theaters everywhere, without having to worry about sharing with someone who takes all the fully loaded nachos off your plate so...- $ 9.95
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Gasoline Scented Candle
Gimme Fuel, Gimme Fire When we say it's a crude substitute for the real deal, it's a good thing in this case! But rest assured, this Gasoline Scented Candle contains nothing carcinogenic, abusable, or susceptible to inflation relative to other scented candles... just the...- $ 9.95
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Bubble Gum Scented Candle
How Many Pieces Do You Wish? It's not just a nostalgic treat or an infectious genre of pop music anymore! This Bubble Gum Scented Candle will fill your space with just the right amount of that wonderfully artificial aroma we all know and love....- $ 9.95
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Car Exhaust Scented Candle
You Auto Buy This Candle The forbidden fumey goodness of vehicle farts, now available in convenient candle form. This Car Exhaust Scented Candle captures the diesel-y smell of auto repair shops that some people really enjoy for some reason, and we think they deserve...- $ 9.95
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Money Scented Candle
A Rich And Powerful Fragrance Longing for the good ol' days of cash transactions? Or maybe trying to simulate what it feels like to sleep on a pile of money? Are you trying to impress a wealthy client who's coming over for dinner, sitcom style?...- $ 9.95
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Body Odor Scented Candle
We Want The Funk This particular scent may not be very popular, but we assure you, it's of high rank. The Body Odor Scented Candle perfectly encapsulates the unique miasmic atmosphere of high school gym class. Perfect for satisfying the nostalgia of mothers with adult sons,...- $ 9.95
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Pickle Fingers
Perfect For Pickle Pointing And Pickle Poking William Pickle Fingers was a legend in his own brine. Once upon a time, William burned his hands on a wood stove and then stuck them in a jar of pickles (given to him by a thoughtful,...- $ 2.95
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Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Show The World Your Inner Unicorn! Is your secret unicorn always begging to come out at the most inopportune times? The next time you hear that mystical whinny, just remove your Inflatable Unicorn Horn from the tin, inflate it, and secure the elastic strap...- $ 14.95
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Super Genius Mints
Good For Mint-al Health Ok, honestly, we're not clear on whether Archie McPhee's Super Genius Mints are meant for those who are already gifted with intellect, or those who are in desperate need of it. But hey, everyone could use a mint once in...- $ 4.95
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Kitty Playing Cards
The Perfect Deck For Playing Old Maid It doesn't mater if you have cats or not, these Kitty Playing Cards are gonna be the highlight of your next poker night! These purr-fectly illustrated playing cards bear all sorts of breeds, including dog and mouse Joker...- $ 9.95
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Pizza Candy
Every Piece Is Like A Slice The only (ONLY!) bad thing about pizza is that you can’t fold it up and carry it around in your pocket without making a big mess. Pizza Candy, however, gives you a sweet slice that is easily...- $ 6.95
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3D Bee Honey Scented Air Freshener
This Air Freshener Is All The Buzz If this were just a honey-scented air freshener shaped like a bee, it would be great, but the fact that it’s a 3D Bee Honey Scented Air Freshener makes it the bee’s knees! It includes a 4-3/8" x 4-3/8"...- $ 6.95
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Weird-ohs Ragin' Wade Patch
This Patch is All The Rage Customize your favorite jacket or shirt with an original Retro-a-go-go! high thread count, iron-on patch. You’ll be amazed by the intense colors of these limited edition, stunning and gorgeous high-quality patches. Whether you’re a passionate zombie lover or prefer...- $ 12.95
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Weird-ohs My Name Is Patch
Wear Your Weird, Loud And Proud Customize your favorite jacket or shirt with an original Retro-a-go-go! high thread count, iron-on patch. You’ll be amazed by the intense colors of these limited edition, stunning and gorgeous high-quality patches. Whether you’re a passionate zombie lover or...- $ 12.95
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Great Idea Hardcover Journal
Weed Better Write This Down Jot down all your half-baked and full-baked ideas before they go up in smoke in this Great Idea Hardcover Journal! This high quality journal features a groovy graphic cover, elastic band, and lined pages so you never forget all those cool band names...- $ 24.95
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So Dead Inside Ceramic Mug
Need A Forever Nap? Not having enough coffee is truly a grave concern. Tell us how you really feel with this So Dead Inside Ceramic Mug! This two tone mug features a cute coffin design print that's sure to speak volumes and save you from...- $ 26.95
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Bored to Death Ceramic Mug
RIP Me Every cuppa is good to the last drop with this Bored to Death Ceramic Mug! This two tone mug is printed with a cute tombstone illustration that lets everyone know your daily shuffle to the coffeemaker might as well be one off...- $ 26.95
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