Unique Gifts

Anyway, Here's Wonderwall Here's a guitar you can bring to any social gathering without fear of ridicule! The size of this 3" Vintage Guitar Bottle Opener makes it perfect for portable use and it makes a fantastic gift for musicians, bartenders... anyone who enjoys...

Croc Open A Cold One Give your finest wine the awe-inspiring display it deserves with this 8" Realistic Crocodile Wine Bottle Holder! This fearsome crocodile shaped bust is crafted from durable resin and has an eye-catching copper finish that makes for a uniquely stunning centerpiece. A Statement...

Shake, Shake, Shake, S'More-a This Adorable Marshmallow S'More Salt & Pepper Set is so frickin' cute, you'll want to shake them all the time! These cute nostalgic shakers measure about  2.5" x 2.5" x 2" and are made of ceramic. Gimme S'More Salt 'n Pepper Each...

  Unlock the good times. Stainless steel key shaped bottle opener. Attaches to your key-ring. Compact and easy to carry. An incredibly useful gift. Quite simply an everyday essential, this is a bottle opener that can be constantly on your person. Made of stainless...

Sun jars are solar powered lights in a frosted glass mason jar with watertight seal. Switches on automatically in the dark. 1x Rechargeable 700 mAh NI-MH battery included. Open the jar, switch to ‘charge’ & leave in direct sunlight. Once charged, your festive light...

The original, high-quality cork shaped LED light that fits almost any bottle. Recharges via any USB outlet in one hour and gives light for three hours once fully charged. Simply twist the light section of the cork-shape to turn on the beautiful glowing light...

Set of two life-size wooden ballpoint pens shaped like classic drum sticks. Turn anything into a drum-kit or any place into a stage with this fun pencil design! Choose between blue and black ink. Made of plywood, they are lightweight & durable - the...

Portable tin lunchbox in a cool guitar style with a set of stickers to customize & convenient carry handles with easy grip to take on the go. It's the perfect gift for any Rock star. Made from Food Grade materials, its safe for contact...

  Dodge the draft. Go for a bottle instead. Our army-inspired bottle opener is ready to battle caps at a minute's notice - just brace his rifle under the cap's edge and leverage him to pop tops on the double, soldier. Zinc alloy construction...

Scratch Furniture, Bat At Cat Toys, Knock Thing Off The Counter As you slip these Finger Cat Paws on, you’ll find you have the urge to knock things off of shelves and sharpen your claws on the living room curtain. Cats use their paws...

Cupcakes Are The Cure-All For Your Cuts And Contusions Cupcake Bandages cover your cuts with cute. Everyone loves cupcakes and some of us are known to eat them to counteract emotional pain. These Cupcake Bandages let you use the healing power of adorable baked...

The spectacular time dragon, sleeps his timeless guard upon an engraved stone that reads 'time, greatest of treasures'.  Approximate Dimensions:Width 5.04" x Height 2.76" x Depth 1.77" Origin: Designed in England, manufactured in China Materials: Resin, Clock Mechanism

There Better Be Bacon In That Box This high quality Bacon Gift Wrapping Paper is completely covered with photos of greasy bacon strips. After all, everything is better when it's wrapped in bacon! Bacon Wrap That Makes Any Gift Delicious Featuring a photorealistic print...

  Soggy Shoes? Socks To Sock Let’s say you step in a puddle and it soaks right through your shoe. Are you just supposed to go all day with a frigid, damp sock on your foot? This Emergency Replacement Sock tin contains one (1)...

Let The Dashboard Jesus Be Your Co Pilot The Dashboard Jesus Bobble Head is ready to be your copilot as you drive through the highways and byways of life. Just don't ask this Jesus to take the wheel, he is made of plastic and...

Bask in the incandescent wisdom of the immortal philosopher. Battery included. Approximate Dimensions: This item measures approximately 9cm / 3.5" tall Origin: Designed in England, manufactured in China Materials: Resin

Good Vibes For Your Vehicle Nothing livens up your commute like a little Hula dancing! This adorable Dancing Hula Girl Dashboard Bobble Doll is a dashboard statement that'll make your morning commute feel like a refreshing island getaway... for a couple of minutes, anyway. Hey, we'll take...

Don't Blame A Conspiracy, It's Your Fault Your Car Is So Stinky Who's to say why your car is filled with burger wrappers, cat hair, and the permeating scent of what may or may not be decomposing flesh? When you've got an Illuminati Deluxe Musky...

Place your trust in a gentleman who's reputation is beyond reproach (and beyond the grave). Approximate Dimensions: Width 3.54" x Height 5.91" x Depth 3.74" Origin: Designed in England, manufactured in China Materials: Resin

It's For Your Own Good, Kitty Just because this poor baby can't help licking his wounds doesn't mean you can't help the permeating dead fish smell in your car! This Cone Kitty Pot-PURR-i Scented Air Freshener is the perfect air-clearing accessory for any vehicle in need...

Your Car Will Bee Cool All Summer This Car Full of Bees Auto Sunshade creates the illusion that you car is full of bees! Can you go in the carpool lane if you have a swarm of bees riding shotgun? A Sunshade That's Worth...

The Sweet Smell Of Mythical Horse Whether you believe in unicorns or not, you better believe this Unicorn Cotton Candy Air Freshener smells better than your car currently does. Even if it's clean as a whistle, isn't any space more enjoyable when it smells like...

Smells Like Somebody Hates Christmas Last Christmas, everybody around here had antlers on their car windows. This will not stand! Show your appreciation for the dark side of the whole nice/naughty spectrum with this Krampus Cinnamon Scented Air Freshener! Perfect for keeping kids quiet during...

Love The Smell Of Lavender In The Mourning In the world of the Fly Widow, flies are personified and can wear clothes while they’re alive, but revert to tiny fly-sized bodies after they die. The Fly Widow and her husband were a “happy” couple...

The ethereal light of the fifth element ensnared by the midnight rose. (Candle not included). Approximate Dimension: Diameter 12.5cm.

Only Nerds Use Apples For Their Shrunken Heads It happens to the best of us... you found the perfect thing for your significant other's birthday, but they saw your search history and now you need to throw them off the scent until the actual giving of...

Composition Cold Cuts Every period is lunch when you're scribing on salami! These mini Lunch Meat Notebooks will have you engrossed in your note-taking like never before, but the people sitting around you might have a hard time concentrating.  Meat Your New Favorite Notebook...

Nothing Says "Sharp" Like Putting Things In Your Nose Looks like somebody wanted to spite their face! This uniquely unsettling Nose Pencil Sharpener looks just like the real thing and will make sharpening your pencils an even more procrastinatory (and obscene) experience. Try doing it...

Googly eyes make everything better! Archie McPhee's Emergency Googly Eyes come in a beautiful, eye-catching tin filled with twenty pairs of plastic eyes in four different sizes. Just expose their adhesive backs and start sticking them on stuff. A boring bagel becomes your carby...

While You're Sleeping, Spiders Are Crawling Into Your Ears And Laying Eggs It's easy to dismiss these Ear Guards Ear Protectors as a "novelty", or a "joke", or "potentially more harmful to ears than actual spiders". Not all of us have the privilege of narrow little ear canals that...

  So Warm, You'll Be Bacon In It During brunch, haven’t you dreamed of being able to use that still sizzling slice of bacon as a scarf? This 71" (180 cm) long soft-knit acrylic Bacon Scarf makes it looks like you’re wrapped in delicious...

S.W.A.K. There's no more tender way to tend a wound than these super sweet Boo Boo Kisses Bandages! With twelve colorful pout-shaped bandages in each tin, these kisses are perfect for healing what hurts ya! Kiss It Better With Boo-Boo Kisses Bandages Give your boo-boo...

Instead Of Empathy, Get Some Meh-Pathy These Meh Bandages aren’t what you want for serious injuries. When the scratch isn’t too bad, you don’t have a medical emergency — you have a MEH-dical emergency. These fifteen large sterile strips, 3" x 1", decorated with the...

An irresistible round, black purse-shoulder bag, with a strikingly alternative, iconic image boldly embossed upon its front to personify the wearer's alter ego. Bag is made in PU leather with a zip opening across its top edge and is fitted with a metal curb...

No More Naked Bottles- Underpants For Your Wine That bottle of 1945 Chateau Mouton-Rothschild is pretty impressive, but it's shockingly naked. It needs Vinderpants Wine Bottle Holder Underpants! Archie McPhee's Vinderpants are 95% cotton, 5% spandex tighty-whities that fit snugly over most wine and...

  Shot Through The Glass And It's Too Late This shot glass just got shot. That’s right, it's a shot glass that looks like it has a bullet hole going right through it. The exterior of the Just Shot Glass w/ Bullet Hole is...

Turn Your Daily Commute Into A "Dilly" Commute During your commute, do you feel like a pickle in a jar? This Pickle Air Freshener will add some dill to your daily drive as it dangles deliciously from your mirror. Sweeten The Ride With Sour...

An irresistible round, black purse-shoulder bag, with a strikingly alternative, iconic image boldly embossed upon its front to personify the wearer's alter ego. Bag is made in PU leather with a zip opening across its top edge and is fitted with a metal curb...

Exposed Brains, Grievous Wounds... These Zombies Have It All Exposed brains, open wounds, missing limbs... Ahh, to be a zombie. Crafted from soft, floppy rubber, Archie McPhee's 1-3/4" to 2" tall undead Glow-in-the-Dark Finger Zombies come in five different styles and make great Halloween party...

Women, men, horror movie enthusiasts, and questionable internet search histories all agree- there is nothing more admirable than a strong, independent woman who's also a hideous beast. Pay homage to them with these Monster Women Notebooks- you can doodle your beloved monster babes in...

In Search Of... Your Own Hand You’ve been searching for a long time, but you’ve finally stumbled across the source of those mysterious footprints in the woods: Bigfoot Finger Feet. Bigfoot is famous for his namesake giant feet. What is your hand famous for?...

A Hideous Transformation Takes Place... What if your normal, unassuming hand turned into a monster at night? You don’t really have an ancient curse that makes that possible, but if you did, you’d probably have claws like these Monster Claws Finger Puppet Hands on...

Great Minds? Finger Like They're squishy! They're rubbery! They're full of weird little ridges... maybe that's where we keep the thoughts? In any case, these soft Finger Brains are great for gifts, gags, and in some cases, anatomically accurate models that are built to...

Dr. Leech Will See You Now Why put a leech on these Leech Bandages? Actual doctors are using leeches again. Isn’t it shocking that using leeches in medicine has come back in vogue? Turns out a leech gets the blood flowing around wounds and restores...

Dr. Jekyll Or Mr. Hand? One second it’s just your plain old hand, the next second it’s a dang Handimonster! You can tell people that your hand was cursed by an angry Canadian fortune teller during a misinterpreted waving incident at the Gathering of...

Use Them To Point Us To Your Leader Archie McPhee's Glow-in-the-Dark Alien Finger Hands are a great change of pace from your regular human Finger Hands. We all agree that whether they come in peace or to destroy our planet, aliens have great hands. It’s...

Where Else Would They Keep Their Nuts Look at how cute and hygienic this little guy is! This Squirrel in Underpants Forest Scented Air Freshener isn't just a great way to fill your car with that fresh pine scent, it's a delight to look at....

This Item Is Really Really Handy Tiny hands for your fingers! Archie McPhee's Finger Hands make your fingers into tiny arms. You can always use a hand and you're always being asked to lend a hand, so it's probably a good idea to have...

Enticing Fried Bacon Aroma, No Greasy Residue It's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the... bathroom? That's right, Archie McPhee has captured the enticing aroma of frying bacon in a bar of Bacon Scented Bacon Soap! Meat...

Fill Any Space With The Sizzling Scent Of Fresh Bacon This unlikely Bacon Scented Deluxe Air Freshener is the perfect way to brighten any carnivore’s day. Put one up in the family room and everyone will have a sudden craving for a BLT. Each...