Unique Gifts

Featuring opening lines of some of the greatest works of literature from "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" to "Call me Ishmael" and 22 more. It'll give you the literary inspiration to tackle your day. Holds 14 oz...

When you add hot water, Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Lieutenant Uhura, and Dr. McCoy leave the Transporter Room on one side of the mug and materialize to explore the planet surface on the other side of the mug. Energize! Holds 14 oz / 400ml....

This is the first home-version of the popular bar and party luge! Add water, freeze and you have the ultimate chilling party experience! Have your friend pour your favorite spirit down the luge and drink up. The ice luge has 2 tracks So you...

This awesome novelty ‘gun’ shoots a steady stream of 1.5 ounces of your favorite alcohol straight into your friends’ mouths. Simply pour your favorite liquor, lock and load, aim, and shoot. Brings a whole new meaning to taking a shot. This alcohol gun can...

The Answer Is Always Number 2 The only number you won't be able to crack with this Sudoku Game Toilet Paper will be hours spent on the toilet! This TP makes an excellent gag gift for the avid puzzle solver in your family or...

A Sufficient Alternative To Lumps Of Coal The ultimate gag gift for the person who has everything, or just the person who has a deep, dark compulsion towards poop pranks. Put it on doorsteps, carpets, or anywhere else you might wanna give someone a crappy surprise!...

Get Down To Business Sometimes you gotta get your hands dirty to get the job done, so take the proper preliminary measures with No Job Is Finished Toilet Paper. Sure, it's messy business, but you've earned your seat by delivering on your promises to get...

Puff, Puff, Predict Finally, a straight answer to age old queries such as "what do you guys wanna eat?" and "what happened to the lighter?" The 420 Fortune Telling Stoner Magic Ball is here to serve as your new tell-all weed smokin' companion! Have A Ball While...

We Are Not Happy To Serve You Work! Everyone does it and no one wants to. In recent news, we apparently want to work even less than we did before, which was already not at all. I don't even want to do the work...

Service With A Screw You If you are, or have ever been a sales associate, you're already familiar with this one-two punch. The Have A Nice Day Secret Middle Finger Giant Mug is mainly a mug, but is also the last bastion of retail...

Did You Hear About That Documentary On Constipation? It never came out. If you groaned just now, you're mad about it, and you need to inflict the pain on someone else to feel better about that terrible, terrible joke, Crappy Poop Jokes Toilet Paper is your ace...

Good For What Ails Ya Party vibes being threatened by your pseudo-intellectual friend? Hand them a Shot the Fuck Up Mini-Mug Shot Glass and get them in the spirit of things! This miniature mug measures approximately 2.5 oz, is microwave and dishwasher safe, and...

Something To Egg 'Em On Let's face it, your egg is not in the right headspace to be sunny side up. They're having an eggceptionally hard time right now, and they haven't gotten laid in like, forever. Give your egg some personality with the Middle...

Alternative Facts To Cover Your Ass Have you ever seen an article in the paper so riddled with inaccuracies that it made better for wiping than reading? Actually, have you ever seen an article in the paper? No matter what main source you get your...

Rube's Cube Have you ever considered how insulated thermoses know whether to keep something hot or cold? Maybe pondered why there's never been a straight pride parade? If these questions sound like the same wretched queries that keep you up at night, take the edge off with this Idiot's...

Get Ready For A Carnival Of Crap Fill this Welcome to the Shitshow Giant Mug with your darkest, blackest double espresso and you're in for a shit show indeed. Grab it for yourself, or gift it to a caffeine-loving coworker! A Mug Worth Showing Off...

Reap The Full Rewards Of Your Drink Nothing says last call like this Grim Reaper Mug! This creepy cup bears an adorable rendering of the spectre of death and a unique scythe shaped handle. A Mug For Morbid Sensibilities The mug is made of molded ceramic that can withstand...

 Be The Biggest Stinker At The Waterpark If you're dropping some kids off at the pool in the more literal sense, they'll definitely want this Giant Inflatable Poop along for the ride! Pick one up, it's sure to be the star of your summer vacation photos...

Relieve Yourself This Squishy Poops Stress Reliever is your new personal gateway to calm and collection- anyone else who sees it lying on your desk will surely stress out! This fake fecal matter feels great in your palm after a long day at the...

Share Fun Mammaries With Your Friends Bop it, kick it, bat it, make an ill-advised alternative to breast augmentation out of it! The possibilities are a-plenty with this Giant Inflatable Boobie Ball! This suggestive beach ball can be inflated to a diameter of 24" and is made...

Admit Dung About to make your bathroom smell like a cavalcade of circus animals just blew through? Finish the job off with Welcome To The Shitshow Toilet Paper! This TP makes a great gag gift, especially when paired with the Welcome To The Shitshow Giant Mug! The...

Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speaker No Evil There are plenty of noises you're just not trying to hear before your first cup. Drown out the cacophony of your home or office space with this kickass Amped Guitar Amp Coffee Mug! This unique mug makes a...

Straight Up Conspicuous Another long day of blending in with heterosexuals? Mistaken for one, even? Grab a Nobody Knows I'm Gay Giant Mug to set the damn record not-straight! This mug is the perfect gift for anyone who is already very much OUT of the closet. No,...

Crack Open A Cold One For the truly practical person who doesn't want barware dangling off their belt, the Bottle Opener Ring is a serious game changer! Made of quality stainless steel, this ring opens beer and soda bottles with ease when placed on...

The Shawstank Redemption Let poop toil its way to freedom through this unforgiving Barbed Wire Toilet Paper! Get some of this tear-able TP for yourself to reenact your own poopy prison breaks, or save one for your Secret Santa recipient! Wire You Waiting On This Toilet...

Like A Poopy Post-It I Pooped Today Toilet Paper is the perfect TP for the average dullard who doesn't remember how or why they wandered into this funny white room. Never fear- this toilet paper is here to remind you with the added benefit...

You Writing Your Memoirs In There? Tired of loaning out writing utensils? Your freeloading friends will think twice when you break out the Poopy Pen! This multipurpose prank pen makes an excellent gift for practical jokers and terrible authors.  Poop Fiction Measuring about 6" long, this...

Say It AND Spray It Do you need a little pep talk before you start today? Or perhaps just a flat-out lie to make you feel better? Whether it's factual or not, I Am The Fucking Boss Toilet Paper is guaranteed to make you feel...

Weed Wish You A Merry Christmas Santa's cookies won't be the only thing baked this Christmas! The 12 Pot Games of Christmas Dice & Board Game is perfect for bringing tidings of good cheer to any Christmas party, especially when you're out of ideas for activities...

Mammary Foam Technology Slow rising 3.63" tall, vanilla-scented squishy toy for adults. Made of slow rising PU material. Great fun as a party favor, stress relief, or humorous gift. Packaged in a durable and squeezable polybag.

The Biggest Threat To Friendships Since Monopoly What you learn about your friends might scare you, with this very personal game of questions. Players take turns asking the group questions and the first two volunteers share their answers. The group votes for their favorite...

As the old sailors say: "Dead men spill no ales. At least they don't if they're a skull decanter." This skeletal serve ware is impressive, but try not to lose your head over it.--Holds 750ml--Made of glass--Makes a great gift or a great Halloween...

A PRACTICAL WAY TO GET YOUR PRACTICAL JOKES Make every day a laughfest with this set of seven classic tricks, pranks and practical jokes. Each set includes a Whoopee Cushion, a Joy Buzzer, a Nail Through Finger trick, a piece of Trick Candy, a...

Puts An Audience In The Palm Of Your Hand You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing. There is no justice! Well, Archie McPhee's Instant Audience Sound Machine lets you carry around the crowd...

Goat Screams Are So Weird It’s a goat emergency! Turns out GOAT not only stands for Greatest Of All Time but it’s also a popular animal! We all dream of owning our own herd of bleating, horned kids, but that’s not always feasible. Archie...

This bottle opener is a part of the 'Shades of Alchemy' collection. A range of sumptuous giftware and home interior products specially selected to adorn any boudoir or home. This cast iron 'Skeletal hand' Bottle Opener is fun yet substantial. The perfect addition to...

All The Noises Of An Actual Cat The Emergency Cat Sound Machine noisemaker is there for you in the moments when your cat can't be. It has always been a dream of mankind to communicate with our cats. This set of four buttons puts us one...

This 'S' & 'P' Salt & Pepper Set from Alchemy's Home & Gift Collection is sure to be the talking point of any dinner table. Each piece is made with fine bone china, and silicone stopper, making them food safe and dishwasher safe. With...

These incredible travel mugs actually work! Made from the highest quality ceramic material and double walled to insulate. These travel mugs keep your drinks hot or cold for longer than you will believe. Show the world your own unique style when on the go! These...

3… 2… 1… SCATTER! Pull back on these Racing Roaches, release them, and they’ll tear off at top speed like someone just turned on a light. Hold cockroach races or scare a family member, these 3-1/2" (8.9 cm) soft vinyl and plastic insects are...

An irresistible round, black purse-shoulder bag, with a strikingly alternative, iconic image boldly embossed upon its front to personify the wearer's alter ego. Bag is made in PU leather with a zip opening across its top edge and is fitted with a metal curb...

An imperial pint straight ale glass, badged in glorious dignity with a cast pewter skull 'n bones label from a rare and recondite, extra strong brew, befitting all serious ale-aficionados. A simple yet dignified piece to accompany your drinking One pint beer glass with...

Get this intense looking Prince of Oblivion 13.5" in diameter wall clock by Alchemy. This amazing piece of artwork is battery powered and sure to fit that Gothic feel.

More Useful And Brighter Than Your Regular Fingers What kind of person wears Glow in the Dark Finger Tentacles? It's the kind of person who wants their hand to look like a squid. It's the kind of person who is pleased at the thought...

Bring Home Stripe the Mogwai Puppet Prop Dive deep into the whimsical world of Gremlins with the Officially Licensed Stripe Mogwai Puppet Prop. This collectible is a must-have for any fan of the iconic film series, perfectly capturing the mischievous charm of Stripe in...

Halloween 1978 Pumpkin Purse Step out in seasonal style with the officially licensed Halloween 1978 Pumpkin Purse, a festive nod to the classic horror film. This eye-catching purse is made from premium vegan leather, ensuring durability while staying environmentally friendly. The design features a...

Embrace the Cuteness: Officially Licensed Gizmo Hand Puppet Prop Dive into the delightful world of Gremlins with the Officially Licensed Gizmo Hand Puppet Prop, a must-have for any fan of the beloved film. This hand puppet has been meticulously crafted to capture every adorable...

  Meet the Ultimate Menace: Officially Licensed Stripe Gremlin Puppet Prop Dive into the mischief and horror of Gremlins with this exquisitely detailed Stripe Puppet Prop. As the infamous villain of the classic film, Stripe is brought to life in this officially licensed prop,...

What better way to celebrate your love of Tobe Hooper's 1974 horror classic, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, than with this awesome Leatherface "Pretty Woman" pin! This beautiful full color 1.5" wide soft enamel pin, comes with a double rubber clutch backing and is perfect...

What better way to compliment your love of House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects than with your very own Captain Spaulding Enamel Pin! This beautiful full color soft enamel pin, comes with a double back clutches and is perfect to put on a shirt, jacket...