Unique Gifts

A 24-inch Inflatable Poop Emoji The person who invented the poop emoji probably didn’t realize that it was going to catch on like it did. You see this little stinker showing up everywhere these days. He seems to have even jumped beyond the smartphone...

A Roulette Drinking Game For Fun Taking Shots There are a lot of old-fashioned and over-done drinking games that are straight up old, boring, and require you to pay increasing attention to keep from rocking the porcelain. So, this roulette wheel shots drinking game...

Swirling Wax Lamps In A Scintillating Metal Casing This 13-inch wax lamp is made in the classic “Lava Lamp” style though it takes it’s own twist in coloration, as well as casing. The top of the wax lamp has a shiny metallic finish, the...

A 13-inch Tall Psychedelic Motion Lamp The colors inside this Psychedelic Motion Lamp are truly vibrant as they transform. The swirling rise and fall of the psychedelic “Lava” inside will capture your attention for minutes if not hours and hours on end. As an...

An 8-Inch Plasma Ball For Lights & Entertainment This 8-inch plasma ball is energetically lit with scintillating colors of blue, magenta, and yellow that transitions toward white when touched. The plasma ball itself is easy to set up, and light weight. The base has...

A Mesmerizing 9-Inch Jellyfish Lamp Jellyfish are some of the most beautiful and surreal creatures in the world. Their seemingly simplistic biology ends up being a creative tableau to display all of nature’s scintillating colors. This lighted lamp touches on natures beauty with artificial...

A Toy Slingshot For Shooting Poop The “Pile of Poo” emoji has somehow transformed into one of the most creative canvass in 21st Century media. So, it’s little surprise that someone would incorporate it into a fun toy slingshot like this. It measures in...

A One-Piece Rubberized Chicken Slingshot Spit ball launchers, poo sling shots, and wedgie launches all have one potentially fatal flaw. It takes at least two or more components to shoot their payload, and the slightest flaw can shut the whole thing down. You don’t...

When Putty & Slime Meet With Flatulent Effects Kids love slime, and it also plays well in a lot of other adult practical jokes. Kids also love molding putty for it’s “Silly Effects.” So it was only a matter of time before some chemist...

Dick-tated But Not Read Is it an insult? An endorsement, maybe? Keep 'em guessing as you sip out of the Dick Coffee Mug! This super rude ceramic mug holds up to 10 oz of your favorite beverage and makes a bold statement in the...

When your dad simply couldn't be more super, give him this Super Dad Mug. The mug comes complete with superhero cape so he will remember how loved he is with every cuppa. Just remember to make him one every now and again.

Say it straight with the Up Yours Mug.Ideal as a Secret Santa gift for your favourite colleague or even your boss, the Up Yours mug is the gift that just keeps on giving.From the outside, the mug looks rather inconspicuous: the surprise 3D gesture...

At first glance, this handsome but ordinary-looking mug doesn't exactly stand out from the crowd. But as soon as anyone raises it to their lips to take a drink, the cheeky message printed on the base will clearly be revealed! *Cue much sniggering at...

Are your brows not bushy enough for the occasion and you need to rectify asap? We've got you. Warning: choking hazard – small parts. Not suitable for children under 3 years.

Do you need that hipster full beard aesthetic immediately but don't have the time to grow it yourself?! We've got you. Warning: choking hazard – small parts. Not suitable for children under 3 years.

Know someone who, quite frankly, needs to clean up their act? That can be an awkward situation. Luckily, we've created the perfect comedy gift, now in a vivid pink with lots of sparkles to take the edge off your insult.

Oh... that was unexpected! Be thankful that this naughty sound machine doesn't include smells! The Fart Sound Machine Box is guaranteed to put off any intruders!

Adorn your coffee table with this stylish retro Vinyl Record Coasters Set. Each one features a different record label design, making them perfect for old school music lovers.

Squeeze away your stress with this quirky Stress Pickle Squishy. With its soft and squishy texture, it's the perfect stress reliever for any pickle lover. Say goodbye to stress and hello to some punny relaxation with this pickle-shaped squishy.

Are you stuck in a rut doing the same old position? Well that can be a thing of the past with the ease of rolling these Kama Sutra Dice.

What would you prefer; a fight club or a gay bar? Well, whatever your preference, we’re sure you’ll love our kitsch, camp, queen of the bathroom – Gay Bar (of soap). Straight, gay, bi-sexual, transsexual, metrosexual, or just downright sexual – everyone is welcomed...

Starry starry night. Pour a hot beverage and 11 constellations emerge before your eyes. Holds 10 oz / 300mL. Disappearing mugs are not dishwasher safe but are microwave safe.

50 years of star Trek starships. 50 years of space exploration. It's been a half-century since the five-year mission that created a lasting legacy. This mug features a unique design of starships – with their captains and registries – from all the classic television...

Here's mud in your eye and my knife in your moldy chaps! We all know it’s classier when you drag your pals with the Bard, so we made these attractive shot glasses especially for you and the scurvy companions you scorn. Why not take...

This handsome set of shot glasses features mug shots of six of America's most notorious gangsters. So now you can down a bourbon with Pretty Boy Floyd, a Sambuca with Lucky Luciano, a schnapps with Bugsy Siegel, or a Jell-o shot with John Dillinger....

Featuring opening lines of some of the greatest works of literature from "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" to "Call me Ishmael" and 22 more. It'll give you the literary inspiration to tackle your day. Holds 14 oz...

When you add hot water, Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Lieutenant Uhura, and Dr. McCoy leave the Transporter Room on one side of the mug and materialize to explore the planet surface on the other side of the mug. Energize! Holds 14 oz / 400ml....

This is the first home-version of the popular bar and party luge! Add water, freeze and you have the ultimate chilling party experience! Have your friend pour your favorite spirit down the luge and drink up. The ice luge has 2 tracks So you...

This awesome novelty ‘gun’ shoots a steady stream of 1.5 ounces of your favorite alcohol straight into your friends’ mouths. Simply pour your favorite liquor, lock and load, aim, and shoot. Brings a whole new meaning to taking a shot. This alcohol gun can...

The Answer Is Always Number 2 The only number you won't be able to crack with this Sudoku Game Toilet Paper will be hours spent on the toilet! This TP makes an excellent gag gift for the avid puzzle solver in your family or...

A Sufficient Alternative To Lumps Of Coal The ultimate gag gift for the person who has everything, or just the person who has a deep, dark compulsion towards poop pranks. Put it on doorsteps, carpets, or anywhere else you might wanna give someone a crappy surprise!...

Get Down To Business Sometimes you gotta get your hands dirty to get the job done, so take the proper preliminary measures with No Job Is Finished Toilet Paper. Sure, it's messy business, but you've earned your seat by delivering on your promises to get...

Puff, Puff, Predict Finally, a straight answer to age old queries such as "what do you guys wanna eat?" and "what happened to the lighter?" The 420 Fortune Telling Stoner Magic Ball is here to serve as your new tell-all weed smokin' companion! Have A Ball While...

We Are Not Happy To Serve You Work! Everyone does it and no one wants to. In recent news, we apparently want to work even less than we did before, which was already not at all. I don't even want to do the work...

Service With A Screw You If you are, or have ever been a sales associate, you're already familiar with this one-two punch. The Have A Nice Day Secret Middle Finger Giant Mug is mainly a mug, but is also the last bastion of retail...

Did You Hear About That Documentary On Constipation? It never came out. If you groaned just now, you're mad about it, and you need to inflict the pain on someone else to feel better about that terrible, terrible joke, Crappy Poop Jokes Toilet Paper is your ace...

Good For What Ails Ya Party vibes being threatened by your pseudo-intellectual friend? Hand them a Shot the Fuck Up Mini-Mug Shot Glass and get them in the spirit of things! This miniature mug measures approximately 2.5 oz, is microwave and dishwasher safe, and...

Something To Egg 'Em On Let's face it, your egg is not in the right headspace to be sunny side up. They're having an eggceptionally hard time right now, and they haven't gotten laid in like, forever. Give your egg some personality with the Middle...

Alternative Facts To Cover Your Ass Have you ever seen an article in the paper so riddled with inaccuracies that it made better for wiping than reading? Actually, have you ever seen an article in the paper? No matter what main source you get your...

Rube's Cube Have you ever considered how insulated thermoses know whether to keep something hot or cold? Maybe pondered why there's never been a straight pride parade? If these questions sound like the same wretched queries that keep you up at night, take the edge off with this Idiot's...

Get Ready For A Carnival Of Crap Fill this Welcome to the Shitshow Giant Mug with your darkest, blackest double espresso and you're in for a shit show indeed. Grab it for yourself, or gift it to a caffeine-loving coworker! A Mug Worth Showing Off...

Reap The Full Rewards Of Your Drink Nothing says last call like this Grim Reaper Mug! This creepy cup bears an adorable rendering of the spectre of death and a unique scythe shaped handle. A Mug For Morbid Sensibilities The mug is made of molded ceramic that can withstand...

 Be The Biggest Stinker At The Waterpark If you're dropping some kids off at the pool in the more literal sense, they'll definitely want this Giant Inflatable Poop along for the ride! Pick one up, it's sure to be the star of your summer vacation photos...

Relieve Yourself This Squishy Poops Stress Reliever is your new personal gateway to calm and collection- anyone else who sees it lying on your desk will surely stress out! This fake fecal matter feels great in your palm after a long day at the...

Share Fun Mammaries With Your Friends Bop it, kick it, bat it, make an ill-advised alternative to breast augmentation out of it! The possibilities are a-plenty with this Giant Inflatable Boobie Ball! This suggestive beach ball can be inflated to a diameter of 24" and is made...

Admit Dung About to make your bathroom smell like a cavalcade of circus animals just blew through? Finish the job off with Welcome To The Shitshow Toilet Paper! This TP makes a great gag gift, especially when paired with the Welcome To The Shitshow Giant Mug! The...

Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speaker No Evil There are plenty of noises you're just not trying to hear before your first cup. Drown out the cacophony of your home or office space with this kickass Amped Guitar Amp Coffee Mug! This unique mug makes a...

Straight Up Conspicuous Another long day of blending in with heterosexuals? Mistaken for one, even? Grab a Nobody Knows I'm Gay Giant Mug to set the damn record not-straight! This mug is the perfect gift for anyone who is already very much OUT of the closet. No,...

Crack Open A Cold One For the truly practical person who doesn't want barware dangling off their belt, the Bottle Opener Ring is a serious game changer! Made of quality stainless steel, this ring opens beer and soda bottles with ease when placed on...

The Shawstank Redemption Let poop toil its way to freedom through this unforgiving Barbed Wire Toilet Paper! Get some of this tear-able TP for yourself to reenact your own poopy prison breaks, or save one for your Secret Santa recipient! Wire You Waiting On This Toilet...