Unique Gifts

This Is Nacho Grandmother's Jewelry Love OOEY-GOOEY Tex-Mex? Well, then we've got a pair of Chips and Queso Earrings for you! Vinca's XL Chips and Queso Earrings are cut from Baltic birch wood and Pearl Yellow acrylic plastic. Adorably Weird Handmade Accessories While these supersize Chips...

Wanna Play? Take your favorite Good Guy on the go with this officially licensed Chucky 3D Keychain! Made with durable sculpted polyresin, this Chucky shaped charm measures approximately 1.6" (4 cm) and comes attached to a carabiner style clip so you can display your friend...

Friday The 3D Take the iconic hockey mask anywhere you go with this officially licensed. Friday the 13th 3D Keychain! Made with durable painted polyresin, this Jason mask shaped charm measures approximately 1.6" and is attached to a carabiner style clip that you can...

Curiouser and Curiouser Alice went through the looking glass to have some very serious adventures in Wonderland. It is a tale that’s been translated onto film in a variety of ways. Though in all of its incarnations we still see the Cheshire Cat with...

Straight Outta The Shire J.R.R. Tolkien might have shuffled off this mortal coil, but his works will live on in perpetuity. The fact that his epic novels made it to the big screen after all these years speaks to the timelessness of the tale...

The Galaxy’s Favorite Flora Colossi Okay, so Groot isn’t the main star of the Guardians of the Galaxy movies. Yet the films wouldn’t be the same without him. In fact, you could even say that he’s a cult classic character. So, it only makes...

Crystal Lake’s Favorite Machete Enthusiast The woeful tale of Jason Voorhees tells of a young boy who was teased and bullied by other kids. His mother thought that he drowned in Crystal Lake due to the negligence of the camp staff. While the tale...

Be a good person. Give the gift of a reliable erection. The outside of this 3D dick card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your Package Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty dick lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and...

“The D” AKA that big black veiny MFer This very adult 3D greeting card will have anyone gasping for air when “The D” makes its royal f**king entrance. The outside of this hugely inappropriate pop up card features a very considerate warning that says...

Put their eyes where you want them. All My Boobs is a sexy 3D greeting card that lets you show your love with every inch of those swayin’ blouse bunnies. The front cover features a heart themed bikini, healthily stuffed with sizable breasts, and...

The surprise dong seen ‘round the world. Now in a hilarious, 3D joke birthday card, Rick Roll your friends better than Rick Astley ever could. The front cover offers the celebratory message to the birthday boy or girl, “I WOOD like to wish you...

Celebrate your bond with an ultra steamy look into the future. For valentine’s day, slip your significant other the most sexed up, inappropriate 3d greeting card on the internet. The outside cover of this dirty “grow old” card puts the naked truth about aging...

Get Ready For A Royal Flush The Golden Toilet Mug is a guaranteed to crack a smile. This 10 oz coffee mug is a hilarious way to start the day and make your co-workers do a double take.  This high-quality ceramic coffee mug makes a...

Gnome More Packages That's the third time this week that the package was marked delivered and didn't arrive! Either your postman has some explaining to do, or this is the start of a lifelong feud between you and the neighbors. But wait! Is that Porch Pirate...

Keep The Balrog Out One of the most epic scenes in the Lord of the Rings trilogy is when Gandalf the Grey goes toe to toe with the Balrog and bellows You Shall Not Pass! It’s exactly the sort of thing that gets quoted...

Enter The Domain of the Mind Flayer For many of the Stranger Things episodes we’ve seen so far, the parallel dimension of the Upside Down is ruled by the insidious machinations of the Mind Flayer. While there are several ways to get to the Upside...

These ultra-realistic mini-props are a hilarious way to surprise (see also: creep out) people. 6" in length Easy grip knob Great gag gift

I'm A Grower, Not A Shower Tend your buds with these Indica Pot Leaf Glitter Nipple Pasties! These high-quality pasties are shaped like the kind of ganja that leaves you in-da-couch with an emerald green glitter finish. Measuring about 3" x  3", these pasties make a...

Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey The TARDIS (Time And Relative Dimension In Space) is a product of the advanced technology of the Time Lords. A properly maintained and piloted TARDIS can transport its occupants to any point in time and space. The interior of a...

Genius Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist Wounded, captured and forced to build a weapon by his enemies, billionaire industrialist Tony Stark instead created an advanced suit of armor to save his life and escape captivity. Now with a new outlook on life, Tony uses his money...

I Know A Few Maneuvers  Darth Vader's TIE Fighter is the prototype that was used as the basis for all the terrifyingly effective TIE Fighters and Interceptors that would be developed for future battles. The TIE Fighter has proved itself in battle, as it...

Curse My Metal Body! R2-D2, a skilled starship mechanic and fighter pilot's assistant, and C-3PO, a droid built and programmed for etiquette and protocol by the heroic Jedi Anakin Skywalker, formed an unlikely but enduring friendship through some of the galaxy’s most defining moments...

 I Can Bring You In Warm, Or I Can Bring You In Cold Din Djarin, an orphan from humble beginnings, was taken in by the Mandalorians and trained to become a warrior. Adopting the name of his newfound tribe as a moniker and equipped a sturdy helmet...

 I'll Be Back The T-800 Endoskeleton was the result of several attempts by Skynet to design an Infiltrator that appeared indistinguishable from a human being, a feat that its rubbery predecessor, the T-600, could not live up to. The T-800 is a faster, sleeker...

[Beeps Provocatively] This premium series R2-D2 is an amazingly detailed etched model that is fun and satisfying to assemble. R2-D2 is a robot character in the Star Wars universe and friend to C-3PO. This astromech droid is a major character in all the Star...

Beer And Nuts, The Perfect Pair If your friends aren't getting the message about using a coaster for their drink, they'll quickly remember when you break out this Balls Drink Holder! These practical phalluses can be used anytime, but they're especially great for bachelorette parties!...

52 Light-Up These are the same standard playing cards you know and love with one important distinction: they look super sick under UV lighting! Black Light Playing Cards are a great staple to have for any party where the lights are too low for regular...

Shop Till You Drop Dead After a long day of the customer always being right, go ahead and shut 'em down with this "Sorry We're Dead" Sign! Not only does it look like a legit business sign, you can flip it to the "Open For Victims"...

For A Box Office Themed Bash Vintage horror movie post a cling poster of the classic The Creature From The Black Lagoon. 24 in x 36 in.All designs are property of X one X Movie Archive Inc. ©2009 Licensed by Paper Magic Group.  

For A Box Office Themed Bash Vintage horror movie post a cling poster of the classic Dracula. 24 in X 36 in.All designs are property of X one X Movie Archive Inc. ©2009 Licensed by Paper Magic Group.  

Put this on your bathroom door and everyone coming to your Halloween party will know about your sense of humor. The door cover shows skeleton reading the daily paper while handling some personal business. 30 X 60 inch polyethylene sheet covers most standard sized...

Stressed? No Bloblem Misery loves company, and there's no better company than this Blob Fish Stress Toy! His name is Bob, and he feels you, dude. Look at his morose expression, he's right there with you. Squeeze the absolute hell out of him if you...

With this Prank Tricks Tin you’ll keep the kids entertained for hours! We can promise you won’t be the butt of the joke with this hilarious tin!

Let Your Facial Flag Fly Calling all bears, daddies, and other unshaven queers who just wanna make it through one day without being mistaken for heterosexual. Set the record anything but straight with this loud-and-proud Beard Dazzled Biodegradable Rainbow Beard Glitter! It's vivid, sparkly, and much like structural...

Are any of your friends growers not showers? Help them to be proud of their miniature member and show it off with our Micro Penis Mug! Just make sure you bring your magnifying glass with you.

Is your dad the best man you know? Is your better than your favourite hero or footballing legend? Well let your dad know what you think of him with this cool heat changing Super Dad Checklist Heat Reveal Mug!

This funky Vinyl Record Mug will add a bit of retro styling to your morning coffee! Great for the music lover or vinyl record collector in your life.• Dimensions: 17 x 11.5 x 7.5cm

A laugh getter for pigeon fanciers Why a Squawking Pigeon? We strive for true novelty innovation, but sometimes a slight variation is enough to make a new classic. This takes the idea of the Squawking Rubber Chicken and turns it into a squab squawker...

The Chicken Or The Egg? No, You Come First Are you too chicken to be vulnerable? Need a friend? How about an Emotional Support Screaming Chicken? We all need someone to lean on, but when you lean on this 13" Rubber Chicken, it squawks its...

One Big Mother Clucker Everybody knows that rubber chickens are funny, especially when they squawk! This Biggest & Loudest Rubber Chicken is 22-1/2” (57.2 cm) long and squawks so loudly, it will eventually be banned from schools, churches and family dinners all over the nation. A...

Automated Dismay Did you ever get so tired of sighing at things that you wanted to sigh, but then realized that would only make things worse? These days, so many things are disappointing that it’s too much of an effort to do all the...

Straight Outta Area 51 The idea that aliens have been spying and perhaps even living amongst us has fascinated people since the Roswell crash. Though it was truly taken to the next level when Bob Lazar and other government scientists started talking about what...

We Come In Peace It’s unfortunate that so many Hollywood TV shows and movies have to depict aliens as vile, secretive little green men who have nothing better to do with their time than probe people’s body cavities. The truth is there is plenty...

Peek A Boo! Your everyday essentials will be as well guarded as Area 51 itself with this Peeking Alien Canvas Messenger Bag! This handy black canvas bag is decorated with colorful alien-themed patches, including a holographic little green man- whose sworn duty is to protect your belongings...

Be the talk of the town when you rock these vintage bronze pocket watches! They're small and stylish, perfect for adding a subtle yet chic touch to your look. Take time by the horns and show off your retro fashion flair!

You’re A Cold One, Mr. Grinch The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is arguably Dr. Seuss’ most well-known story. It’s been reimagined and retold in cartoon shorts and movies for decades. So, it’s safe to say that everyone knows the Grinch’s look and a few...

Shots Shots Shots Enjoy your tequilz in these Tequila Shot Glasses! Sure to add some spice to your Saturday night. Shaped like mini margarita glasses, this set of 3 tequila shot glasses are a great gift for a hilarious choice for any party or...

Bicycle Playing Cards For Novice & True Worker Card Magicians Sure a fancy deck of cards is sexy and sometimes even a little spendy. Though you really don’t need high-end graphics by vaunted graphic artists when you are practicing your sleight of hand and...

Unlock Project Montauk Netflix's hit show Stranger Things is loosely based on the conspiracy theory of Cold War experiments gone awry. Exactly how true there are and whether or not the monsters in the show are truly based on Dungeons and Dragons is yet...

Friends Don’t Lie The Netflix hit show Stranger Things will leave you scratching your head at times. Though whether you’ve figured out what’s going on in a world upside down, or you’re just along for the bike ride, you still shouldn’t leave water rings...