Unique Gifts

With this Prank Tricks Tin you’ll keep the kids entertained for hours! We can promise you won’t be the butt of the joke with this hilarious tin!

Are you like, literally so totally done with the f**kboys in your life? Why not replace them with our resident F**kboy, Chad. He’s not like other guys- just squeeze him to relieve your stress!

Let Your Facial Flag Fly Calling all bears, daddies, and other unshaven queers who just wanna make it through one day without being mistaken for heterosexual. Set the record anything but straight with this loud-and-proud Beard Dazzled Biodegradable Rainbow Beard Glitter! It's vivid, sparkly, and much like structural...

Are any of your friends growers not showers? Help them to be proud of their miniature member and show it off with our Micro Penis Mug! Just make sure you bring your magnifying glass with you.

Is your dad the best man you know? Is your better than your favourite hero or footballing legend? Well let your dad know what you think of him with this cool heat changing Super Dad Checklist Heat Reveal Mug!

This funky Vinyl Record Mug will add a bit of retro styling to your morning coffee! Great for the music lover or vinyl record collector in your life.• Dimensions: 17 x 11.5 x 7.5cm

Introducing the 80's Retro TV Games Controller - the perfect throwback for any gaming fan! Packed with 200 games, this nostalgic device is sure to provide endless hours of entertainment. Don't miss out on reliving the fun of the past with this epic controller!

Score a goal with every sip using our Football Fantasy Beer Mug! Perfect for game days, this mug is shaped like a football. Whether you're a die-hard fan or just enjoy a cold one, this mug adds a fun touch to any beer drinking...

Get ready to elevate your listening experience with the quirky and fun Color Changing LED Cube Bluetooth Speaker! Boasting of color-changing LED lights, this speaker brings a touch of playfulness to your music. With its Bluetooth compatibility, the benefits of seamless connectivity are at...

Bring the fun of the intergalactic arcade to your living room or backyard with the Space Darts Inflatable Lawn & Floor Game! Blast your opponents with the spaceship  darts.

Experience the thrill of roasting your marshmallows the way professionals do with the Spinmallow Marshmallow Spinner! With precision control, you'll have perfectly roasted (or slightly burned) mallows, every time. Get spinning - and devouring - today.

All I Want For Christmas Is Poo Move over, Mr. Hanky, there's a new Christmas turd in town! This Holy Shit Crooked Christmas Ornament features an adorable angelic poopy and a "Holy Shit!" banner that adds fecal festivity to any Christmas tree. A Festive...

Your Guests Will Be Bugging Out Your Animal Crossing avatar may already have a giant tarantula statue in their living room, but now you can have an even cooler one in your real life abode! The Giant Tarantula Wall Plaque is not for the...

Display your jewelry in a unique and eye-catching way with the Skeleton Hand Jewelry Stand. Crafted with intricate details, this stand adds a touch of macabre elegance to any room. Perfect for showcasing your favorite pieces and keeping them within reach. Elevate your jewelry...

A laugh getter for pigeon fanciers Why a Squawking Pigeon? We strive for true novelty innovation, but sometimes a slight variation is enough to make a new classic. This takes the idea of the Squawking Rubber Chicken and turns it into a squab squawker...

  Bigfoot Is My Copilot Bigfoot does not envy you having to drive everywhere. He’s out there feeling the earth on his big feet and taking it easy. So, instead of stewing about traffic during your commute, why not imagine you're searching for Bigfoot?...

This Bigfoot's ready for a wilderness adventure! Simply wind him up, watch him take his first steps, and let the good times roll. A unique way to bring extra fun to your playtime, this toymatic wonder is sure to have you stomping your feet...

Pleasant Possum Pong This 4-5/8" long, heavy cardstock Possum Banana Scented Air Freshener is playing dead and smelling like the banana peel it slept on last night. It’s a pretty cute possum from its toothy snout to the tip of its fleshy tail. A Freshener...

  What The Pho? It’s soup in candy form! This tan and green striped hard Pho Candy tastes like herby Vietnamese Pho. They’re un-pho-gettable! If you can’t get any real pho, these are a reasonable pho-similie! You can’t put soup in your pocket and...

Just Look At How Much Fun They're Having Why the long face? Don't worry, these Racing Blobfish are having a perfectly good time, their faces are just... long. Wind 'em up and watch 'em go! What are they racing for? Are they running late for...

Mr. Hyde Is Getting Coal In His Stocking Everyone knows the story of Robert Louis Stevenson’s Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, but for some reason, people don’t associate it with Christmas. We think this Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde Christmas Ornament is the perfect expression...

Packed With Possum Personality When you put on these Finger Possum Finger Puppets, it’s like your hand is a trash can full of delicious rotting food. This set of three 2" tall soft vinyl possum finger puppets will come to life on your fingers...

I Love You, Baby Trash Panda Baby raccoons are very cute, and it is legal to own a raccoon in 16 states, but they grow up to be adult raccoons. This stuffed latex Baby Raccoon Buddy is a better solution. It looks great in...

The Perfect Deck For Playing Old Maid It doesn't mater if you have cats or not, these Kitty Playing Cards are gonna be the highlight of your next poker night! These purr-fectly illustrated playing cards bear all sorts of breeds, including dog and mouse Joker...

Pest Friends Forever Who wouldn't wanna see these adorable Finger Raccoon Finger Puppets rummaging through their waste? Thankfully, these little guys require no food and are guaranteed rabies-free. But if you wanna make them bite, scratch and eat garbage anyway, who are we to...

  Counting Crows Crows are known for their love of small trinkets and shiny stuff, and in rare cases will trade with humans for food and coins. But if you can't get your local crows to do business with you, at least you can control...

This Air Freshener Is All The Buzz If this were just a honey-scented air freshener shaped like a bee, it would be great, but the fact that it’s a 3D Bee Honey Scented Air Freshener makes it the bee’s knees! It includes a 4-3/8" x 4-3/8"...

The Chicken Or The Egg? No, You Come First Are you too chicken to be vulnerable? Need a friend? How about an Emotional Support Screaming Chicken? We all need someone to lean on, but when you lean on this 13" Rubber Chicken, it squawks its...

Makes Your Commute A Little Less Nuts Squirrel Underpants have been an important part of Archie McPhee for over a decade. Now, they're proudly presenting this Squirrel In Underpants Nodder of the rodent himself. If you’re tired of all those naked squirrels streaking across your yard and...

A Fairytale Told On Your Fingers Nothing makes your fingers more magical and whimsical than these Finger Unicorns! That's right, nothing. Not rings, not little tattoos, not even that nail polish that has a name like "unicorn tears" or "unicorn fantasy" and it's like,...

The Missing Piece In Your Lazy Sunday Oh yeah, it's all coming together! This Glow Chamber 1000 Piece Glow-in-the-Dark Puzzle is a must-have for Archie McPhee fans, featuring an all-over glow in the dark graphic of their most popular products. Not only that, it includes a...

The Best Way To Have A Possum Indoors As much as you dream that it will eventually happen, you probably wouldn’t actually want a live possum as an officemate. Sure, you’d constantly get the affectionate glare and toothy smile that we’ve come to expect...

  Every Piece Is Like A Slice The only (ONLY!) bad thing about pizza is that you can’t fold it up and carry it around in your pocket without making a big mess. Pizza Candy, however, gives you a sweet slice that is easily...

Good For Mint-al Health Ok, honestly, we're not clear on whether Archie McPhee's Super Genius Mints are meant for those who are already gifted with intellect, or those who are in desperate need of it. But hey, everyone could use a mint once in...

One Big Mother Clucker Everybody knows that rubber chickens are funny, especially when they squawk! This Biggest & Loudest Rubber Chicken is 22-1/2” (57.2 cm) long and squawks so loudly, it will eventually be banned from schools, churches and family dinners all over the nation. A...

Automated Dismay Did you ever get so tired of sighing at things that you wanted to sigh, but then realized that would only make things worse? These days, so many things are disappointing that it’s too much of an effort to do all the...

Straight Outta Area 51 The idea that aliens have been spying and perhaps even living amongst us has fascinated people since the Roswell crash. Though it was truly taken to the next level when Bob Lazar and other government scientists started talking about what...

We Come In Peace It’s unfortunate that so many Hollywood TV shows and movies have to depict aliens as vile, secretive little green men who have nothing better to do with their time than probe people’s body cavities. The truth is there is plenty...

Peek A Boo! Your everyday essentials will be as well guarded as Area 51 itself with this Peeking Alien Canvas Messenger Bag! This handy black canvas bag is decorated with colorful alien-themed patches, including a holographic little green man- whose sworn duty is to protect your belongings...

Be the talk of the town when you rock these vintage bronze pocket watches! They're small and stylish, perfect for adding a subtle yet chic touch to your look. Take time by the horns and show off your retro fashion flair!

Legalize It It's official, NYC now has legal marijuana! Celebrate as you spark up with this versatile Pot Leaf Bandana With 100% Legal Print that can be used on your head, around your mask, or just as a handkerchief to brush away chip crumbs. No judgements! This bandana...

You’re A Cold One, Mr. Grinch The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is arguably Dr. Seuss’ most well-known story. It’s been reimagined and retold in cartoon shorts and movies for decades. So, it’s safe to say that everyone knows the Grinch’s look and a few...

Snap! Pop! Bang! Boom! Indulge your rambunctious side with these crowd-pleasing Classic Party Snaps! Not only do they get the party poppin', but when you throw them down, they really POP! They're a classic for a reason! For outdoor use only 30 snaps per...

Shots Shots Shots Enjoy your tequilz in these Tequila Shot Glasses! Sure to add some spice to your Saturday night. Shaped like mini margarita glasses, this set of 3 tequila shot glasses are a great gift for a hilarious choice for any party or...

Every Cloud Has A Silver Wine-ing When you take a sip of that “rainy day” bottle of wine, you’ll feel like you’re on Cloud Wine. This stemless wine glass and coaster set includes a cute lil’ silicone cloud coaster for putting your drink down. Even better,...

Like Your Coffee Black As Your Soul? Then this is the mug for you! Our Black Soul Mug is a hilarious way to start your day. It is a perfect addition to your at-home coffee cup collection, a must have for the office, and the ideal...

Put Your Key Where Gno Man Will Find It Don't you just hate do-nothing, freeloading garden gnomes looking smug on your lawn while contributing nothing? Seriously, pull a weed or two if you're gonna stand there. Or, be like this helpful little guy and hold onto a spare...

  Toilet Paper Worth Clapping For She may be Speaker of the House, but you can let your actions speak for themselves when you wipe up with this Nancy Pelosi Toilet Paper! No matter the political affiliations of your peers, you're guaranteed to hear big laughs...

  Biden' Time On The Toilet? Nothing is more frustrating than a flip-flopping politician who doesn't deliver on promises. Sometimes it's enough to make you think your ballot would've been just as effective if you wiped with it. But unlike the two-party system, there IS a...

Left My Keys Somewhere Over The Rainbow This Rainbow Key Holder has two cloud key chains and key holder wrapped up in one adorable set. Measuring 9.5” x 0.6” x 5.9”, the colorful rainbow hangs on your wall and keeps track of your keys. The...