Unique Gifts

Camelids For Cannabis Who wouldn't wanna start the morning with this fluffy little 420 enthusiast? This Alpaca Bowl Ceramic Mug features a unique Femfetti illustration that's sure to have you in high spirits over your morning coffee. Grab it for yourself or gift it...

Butterfly In The Sky, That Is Not Dead Which Can Eternal Lie Do you think Levar Burton approves this message? What even is appropriate reading material, anyway? Bring this Read A Book Coffee Mug to work for your morning joe and you'll either instantly make friends,...

Be Mine? The only thing better than being surprised with flowers? Keeping them tucked away in this super sweet "Roll that Shit" Blunt Case! This durable metal case features a unique candy inspired illustration, secure clasp, and plenty of room for your herbal refreshments that'll...

Idle Hands Are The Devil's Smokeshop We're pretty sure that's the expression, but either way, you're probably safe if you're holding this hot as hell Devil's Lettuce Blunt Case! This durable case features a groovy devil illustration cover, secure clasp, and plenty of room...

Turn any room into a gas-free zone with the Fart Fan - the electric message fan that keeps those funky odors at bay! Perfect for maintaining a professional image at work, or for embarrassing your friends at home or school. Warning: may cause uncontrollable...

Instantly relieve stress with these Squeeze & Release Stress Balls! Simply squeeze to release tension and boost relaxation. This is a great gift for white elephant, bachelorette parties or a prank.

Catch some royal zzz's with The Queen is Sleeping-Eye Mask. Featuring a regal design and soft, comfortable fabric, this eye mask will help you sleep like royalty. Don't let anyone disturb your slumber (unless they bring tea). Sleep like a queen with this eye...

Say goodbye to messy clean-ups with Blow Job Tissues! These quirky tissues are designed to make wiping up spills or sneezes a fun and playful experience. Plus, they're always handy for a quick clean-up (wink wink). No more boring tissues, let Blow Job Tissues...

Add a touch of fun and playfulness to your outfit with our Pug Nipple Tassels! These tassels feature adorable pug faces and are sure to be a conversation starter. Perfect for parties, costumes, or just for fun. Get your pug on and let your...

Watch your willy grow with just the addition of water! This quirky product is sure to add some fun to your life. No need for serious science here, just sit back and watch the magic happen. (Warning: not suitable for immature minds!)

Introducing the tattoo kitchen gloves - perfect for washing up dishes with style! These gloves not only protect your hands, but also act as a fashion statement. Say goodbye to boring dishwashing and hello to fabulousness.

Mr. Angry's Swearing Punch BallMr. Angry's Swearing Punch Ball is the perfect choice for a little stress relief. Featuring a durable rubber construction, the ball will maintain its strength and shape even when it's repeatedly punched. With a textured surface that provides extra grip,...

Resurrect the life of the party with Inflatable Jesus! This miraculous inflatable can do everything from hearing your prayers to walking on water. Or at least, he won't sink into it. Perfect for unconventional Christmas decor or as a highly covetable white elephant gift....

Meet the Instant Inflatable Perfect Man - hilarious, quirky, and oh so perfect! Just inflate and enjoy the benefits of the perfect man without any of the usual flaws. He'll never leave the toilet seat up and always listen to your every word (wink,...

Firm, bouncy, and ready to provide some boob-approved stress relief! These juggling boobs are perfect for squeezing, bouncing, and tossing when you need a silly distraction. Keep one on your desk for a daily dose of laughter and relaxation. (No actual juggling skills required!)

"Meet your perfect match with the Inflatable Perfect Woman. This quirky and playful product is inflatable and guaranteed to bring a fun element to any event. No need to take yourself too seriously, just sit back and enjoy the ride (literally)! Cannot be used...

Get your pecker in shape with the Willy Exerciser - Pecker Dumbbells! This unique tool allows you to work out your willy for a great peck (pec) workout. Get fit and have some fun with this quirky product. (No guarantees on size increase!)

Butt Out Coworkers stealing your personal use mugs? Give 'em a nasty little surprise next time with this realistic Cigarette Prank Mug! With a capacity of 10.4 oz, this plain white ceramic mug will look unassuming on the shelf, but they'll nearly drop it...

Eat A Dick, Secret Santa Nothing brings more happenis than Fashion First Aid's Popping Pecker: Surprise Snake in Gourmet Biscotti Can. Gone are the days of stale looking foreign produced potato chips in a can with plastic coated springs supposedly resembling snakes jumping out. Get the same...

"Need to get even with someone? Don't get mad, get the Personal Voodoo Doll! Seek revenge on anyone who's wronged you with this quirky, fun product. No more pent-up anger or bad vibes, just satisfying retribution (and maybe a little bit of humor)."

I Wish I Was A Baller Don't stress if you don't have a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six-four Impala, you can always catch 'em unawares with your far-out juggling skills! Break out these 3 Juggling Balls anytime, anywhere, and...

Who's Your Connect? Call us Fleetwood Mac, 'cause we would never break this chain! These Chains: Shattered Glass Green Weed with Gold Chain Pasties are covered in a mesmerizing iridescent shatter finish and decorated with flashy gold chains for a look that'll have everyone wanting to link up...

The Reaction Will Be Priceless This Fake $100 Prank will satisfy your schadenfreude no matter who you fool, but it's extra satisfying to pull on friends who owe you money. Leave these realistic bills lying around and watch the realization cross your victim's face! Tip: for an extra convincing con,...

It's Just Not Cricket Sick of your tone-deaf roommate practicing trumpet through the wall? Give 'em a taste of their own medicine. Measuring 2.5" x 4", the Hide a Bug Cricket Noise Maker Prank Machine is a discreet and effective form of vengeance against those who...

Be prepared for any occasion with the Emergency Teeth Kit, perfect for when you need to obscure your pearly whites with something a bit more gruesome. 5 pairs of fake teeth per kit

Ever need to find a disguise at short notice? Maybe having recently broken out of jail, or bumped into an old boyfriend or girlfriend unexpectedly? Well fear not, the Emergency Moustache Kit can instantly transform you and come in handy sachets which you can keep...

The Emergency Hair Novelty Afro is the perfect solution when you need a quick style fix. This emergency aid provides an easy, hassle-free way to bring out your most fun and spunky looks. In just minutes, you can achieve a kooky afro to get you...

Ready to slay at life like the Queen you are? Use the power of the drag royalty to solve your problems and guide your life with these oracle cards, teaching you the true ways of a Queen. The rest will be herstory.

Treat your guests to the Itty-Bitty-Titty Mug! From far away the microscopic pattern looks like an unassuming, tit free mug, but when they go to take a sip they’ll realize this mug bears billions of itty bitty boobs.

Think you’ve seen a few muffs in your time? Now you can watch the evolution of how they changed over the years.

Take out your frustrations with the Kick the Dick Inflatable Punching Bag! Made of durable material and filled with air, this quirky punching bag is perfect for relieving stress and getting out some aggression (on a fictional man's private parts). Great for a good...

Experience a new level of bathroom fun with our Word Search Toilet Paper! With a built-in word search, you can keep your mind entertained while taking care of business. No more boring bathroom breaks, just endless word search puzzles to solve. Keep your brain...

Give the gift of laughter and practicality with the Crappiest Gift I Could Find Toilet Paper. This quirky product adds a touch of humor to any bathroom experience, making it the perfect gag gift for any occasion. Show your loved ones you care, or...

Don't Forget Your Leafy Greens Rise and shine, wake and bake! This oversized Giant Pot Print Mug features a pot leaf print on the outside and an all-over text print on the inside, making it the perfect drinkware for anyone who loves coffee as much as...

He'd Love Tu-Be Yours Watch him twist! Watch him turn! This Mini Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy w/ Tube Guy Origin Story Book will bring all the excitement and whimsy of a roadside car dealership right to your desk! This 18" tube man works just...

The Early Bird Gets The Worm Nothing wrong with being a night owl, but a little bird told us your boss noticed your recent string of latenesses and that you could probably use a wake-up call! This Tiny Alarm Cock: Functional Mini Analogue Clock w/...

Don't Provoke The Borg Resistance is futile- you know you need this Star Trek: Light & Sound Mini Borg Cube Collectible w/ Mini Book in your collection. This licensed collectible features sound and light effects, and comes with a booklet all about the Borg. It's...

Wanna Hear A Little Music? It doesn't get more little than this! This Teeny-Tiny Turntable w/ 3 Mini LP's & Fact Book isn't just adorable, it's functional! It comes with three different LPs that play classic rock, jazz, and funk music, as well as...

Does Screaming Get Your Goat? Even if your home or office is already populated with obnoxiously loud animals, what's one more when it's this lovable? The Screaming Goat Desktop Mini w/ Goat Trivia Book kit includes a miniature goat mounted on a tree stump that...

Sweatin' To The Oldies All Over Again Need some of that patented Richard Simmons HOPE (Health, Optimism, Passion, and Energy)? He may not be in the public eye anymore, but he can still be your wellness guru in the form of this Richard Simmons Mini...

Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus No need to run through any magical walls to get to this version of Hogwarts! This Harry Potter Light Up Mini Hogwarts Castle Collectible w/ Sticker Book comes with a miniature replica of the Hogwarts campus with functional flickering lights, and...

Hoochie Mama! Troubled by angry soup peddlers? Ridiculous restaurant wait times? The stress brought on by not being master of your domain? Manage your woes with this official Seinfeld: Serenity Now Mini Talking Button w/ Magnets! This licensed collectible features a button that plays Frank Costanza's...

Zoltar Has Spoken No one gives sage advice like Zoltar, but careful what you wish for- you run the risk of waking up as Tom Hanks. This official Zoltar Talking Mini Collectible w/ Lights & Fortune Cards is a scaled down version of the real deal,...

Find Your Fortune Your future looks bright and shiny in this Magic Light Up Mini Crystal Ball w/ Music & Mini Book! Or wait, maybe it's just the glass. This mini crystal ball features motion activated light and sound effects - just wave your hand,...

Da-Na, Da-Na If you're fishing for a uniquely awesome collectible, it's no accident that you found this Jaws Collectible Light Up Mini Shadow Box w/ Music & Illustrated Magnet! This kit comes with a light-up shadow box of the movie poster and plays the iconic theme...

We Came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass Need a convenient, reliable way to store all your vapors and entities? Look no further! This officially licensed Ghostbusters Mini Ghost Trap Collectible w/ Light & Sound kit includes a mini battery operated ghost trap with...