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3D Bat Blood Orange Scented Air Freshener
For Your Car, Cave, or Belfry Let other people have their pine tree air fresheners while you celebrate the bat! These underrated animals not only eat insects and look cool but could also be a transformed vampire in search of prey. You never know! This...- $ 9.95
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3D Bee Honey Scented Air Freshener
This Air Freshener Is All The Buzz If this were just a honey-scented air freshener shaped like a bee, it would be great, but the fact that it’s a 3D Bee Honey Scented Air Freshener makes it the bee’s knees! It includes a 4-3/8" x 4-3/8"...- $ 7.95
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Aromatic Mushroom Sandalwood Scented Air Freshener
Feeling Down? Have A Little Fungus! Hopefully, your car isn’t so musty it has actual mushrooms in it. This Aromatic Mushroom Sandalwood Scented Air Freshener is so realistic, you’ll feel like a gnome every time you drive. This 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall Mushroom Air...- $ 9.95
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Atheist Black Ball Holiday Christmas Ornament
'Tis The Season Of Disbelievin' Much more subtle than a Flying Spaghetti Monster, this Atheist Black Ball Holiday Christmas Ornament is respectfully defiant. After all, it’s Christmas, and even skeptics like presents! An Ornament For People Just In It For The Eggnog Made with glass, this Atheist...- $ 9.95
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Baby Raccoon Buddy
I Love You, Baby Trash Panda Baby raccoons are very cute, and it is legal to own a raccoon in 16 states, but they grow up to be adult raccoons. This stuffed latex Baby Raccoon Buddy is a better solution. It looks great in...- $ 34.95
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Bacon Gift Wrapping Paper
There Better Be Bacon In That Box This high quality Bacon Gift Wrapping Paper is completely covered with photos of greasy bacon strips. After all, everything is better when it's wrapped in bacon! Bacon Wrap That Makes Any Gift Delicious Featuring a photorealistic print...- $ 4.95
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Bacon Scarf
So Warm, You'll Be Bacon In It During brunch, haven’t you dreamed of being able to use that still sizzling slice of bacon as a scarf? This 71" (180 cm) long soft-knit acrylic Bacon Scarf makes it looks like you’re wrapped in delicious bacon....- $ 34.95
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Bacon Scented Bacon Soap
Enticing Fried Bacon Aroma, No Greasy Residue It's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the... bathroom? That's right, Archie McPhee has captured the enticing aroma of frying bacon in a bar of Bacon Scented Bacon Soap! Meat...- $ 14.95
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Bacon Scented Deluxe Air Freshener
Fill Any Space With The Sizzling Scent Of Fresh Bacon This unlikely Bacon Scented Deluxe Air Freshener is the perfect way to brighten any carnivore’s day. Put one up in the family room and everyone will have a sudden craving for a BLT. Each...- $ 7.95
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Bacon Strips Bandages
It's All Better With Bacon Cut? Scraped? Burnt to a crisp (too soon)? Cover up those minor injuries with Bacon Strips Bandages! The true breakfast of champions lies in this little tin container, in the form of twelve bandages that look like pieces of...- $ 13.95
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Batstache Bat Shaped Moustache
Let Your Facial Hair Give Away Your Secret Identity Turn your facial hair into a facial scare with the Batstache! Great for goths, vampires and unoriginal superheroes. Each spooky 'stache is made of lifelike synthetic hair and fits most upper lips. An Easy-To-Apply Batstache...- $ 4.95
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Bigfoot Bandages
Bigfoot Get Boo-Boo On Foot, Need Big Bandage Over time, Bigfoot's feet have probably developed a pretty thick callus. But with that much surface area, he has to occasionally step on a piece of glass or a sharp stick. Bigfoot must need bandages constantly! Archie...- $ 13.95
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Bigfoot Deluxe Pine Scented Air Freshener
Smells Way Better Than The Actual Bigfoot People who live in the Pacific Northwest have a secret - we've all smelled Bigfoot and he's incredibly rank. So, the genuinely pleasing pine odor of this Bigfoot Deluxe Pine Scented Air Freshener should come as a...- $ 9.95
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Bigfoot Finger Feet (1 Each)
In Search Of... Your Own Hand You’ve been searching for a long time, but you’ve finally stumbled across the source of those mysterious footprints in the woods: Bigfoot Finger Feet. Bigfoot is famous for his namesake giant feet. What is your hand famous for?...- $ 5.95
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Bigfoot Nodder Head Bobble Statue
Bigfoot Is My Copilot Bigfoot does not envy you having to drive everywhere. He’s out there feeling the earth on his big feet and taking it easy. So, instead of stewing about traffic during your commute, why not imagine you're searching for Bigfoot? Better...- $ 18.95
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Biggest & Loudest Rubber Chicken
One Big Mother Clucker Everybody knows that rubber chickens are funny, especially when they squawk! This Biggest & Loudest Rubber Chicken is 22-1/2” (57.2 cm) long and squawks so loudly, it will eventually be banned from schools, churches and family dinners all over the nation. A...- $ 24.95
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Black and White Finger Monster
Not So Colorful Monsters Black and White Finger Monsters: the black and white version of Archie McPhee's world-famous Finger Monsters! It’s what they might have looked like if they starred in a silent movie. These are less garish and way classier than regular Finger Monsters. Finger...- $ 4.95
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Boo Boo Kisses Bandages
S.W.A.K. There's no more tender way to tend a wound than these super sweet Boo Boo Kisses Bandages! With twelve colorful pout-shaped bandages in each tin, these kisses are perfect for healing what hurts ya! Kiss It Better With Boo-Boo Kisses Bandages Give your boo-boo...- $ 13.95
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Bravery Bandages
We Award This Medal For Bravery In The Face Of A Skinned Knee Everyone recognizes bravery when it’s risking your life to save someone or facing impossible odds, but some bravery is on a much smaller scale. Remember that time you got a tiny...- $ 13.95
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Car Full of Aliens Auto Sunshade
Turns Your Car Into A UFO You’re escaping from Area 51 and you need to park your car for a while without it turning into a warp core meltdown. This Car Full of Aliens Auto Sunshade provides the perfect cover. A Sunshade To Protect...- $ 29.95
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Car Full of Bees Auto Sunshade
Your Car Will Bee Cool All Summer This Car Full of Bees Auto Sunshade creates the illusion that you car is full of bees! Can you go in the carpool lane if you have a swarm of bees riding shotgun? A Sunshade That's Worth...- $ 29.95
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Car Full of Cats Auto Sunshade
Holy Kitty Conveyance! It's The Catmobile If you could have one wish, wouldn’t it be that you could take your cats everywhere with you? This Car Full of Cats Auto Sunshade makes it look to outside observers that you’ve done just that. It’s filled...- $ 29.95
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Cat Scarf
Not A Scarf For Cats, Which Would Also Be Awesome Your cats probably won’t appreciate how awesome this Cat Scarf is, but they’ll be happy to bat at the tassels whenever you try to put it on. This soft-knit acrylic 71" (180 cm) long Cat Scarf keeps...- $ 34.95
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Christmas Emergency Santa Dress Up Kit
Santa's On His Way! Ever showed up to the office Christmas party thinking "no one dresses up for these things", only to be met by a vast sea of ugly sweaters and Santa hats? Never again! This Christmas Emergency Santa Dress Up Kit comes with a...- $ 12.95
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Classic Monsters Bandana
Put A Monster On That Mug This Classic Monsters Bandana features four fantastic monsters! Whether you like the vampire, werewolf, mummy or Frankenstein’s monster, this is what you’ll want to wear to the grocery store. Plus, when you meet new people, you’ll be setting lower expectations...- $ 14.95
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Color Changing Bigfoot Night Light
Light up your nighttime adventures with this hilarious Color Changing Bigfoot Night Light! Set the perfect spooky mood with vivid, shifting colors, then turn it off when the monsters go away. Scaring off monsters has never been this fun!- $ 29.95
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Cone Kitty Pot-PURR-i Scented Air Freshener
It's For Your Own Good, Kitty Just because this poor baby can't help licking his wounds doesn't mean you can't help the permeating dead fish smell in your car! This Cone Kitty Pot-PURR-i Scented Air Freshener is the perfect air-clearing accessory for any vehicle in need...- $ 9.95
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Council of Monsters Playing Cards
Deck Out Your Next Poker Game With Horror Icons This deck of Council of Monsters Playing Cards will haunt your dreams — in a good way. This is the official card deck of the Council of Monsters. A vampire, werewolf, mummy and monster got...- $ 12.95
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Crazy Cat Lady Bandages
Cat Scratch Favorites Cat owners know that sometimes, accidentally, kitties can give you tiny little scratches or bite marks that they totally don't mean. Kitty is just playing! These Crazy Cat Lady Bandages not only cover them up, but advertise how much you love...- $ 13.95
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Creepy Horse Head Ornament
Spread Some Equidae Cheer No matter what you do with this Creepy Horse Head Ornament, it will make people question your sanity and freak them out. Haven’t you always wanted Christmas to be just a little bit creepier? A Very Mare-y Christmas Ornament It’s Archie McPhee's classic...- $ 12.95
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Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler
For Those Moments When A Horse Mask Doesn't Make Sense Archie McPhee's Horse Head Mask has become a staple of popular culture, hardly a large event passes without a shot of someone wearing one. However, there are situations where the mask is inappropriate. For instance, you shouldn’t...- $ 9.95
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Cupcake Bandages
Cupcakes Are The Cure-All For Your Cuts And Contusions Cupcake Bandages cover your cuts with cute. Everyone loves cupcakes and some of us are known to eat them to counteract emotional pain. These Cupcake Bandages let you use the healing power of adorable baked...- $ 13.95
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Dancing Hula Girl Dashboard Bobble Doll
Good Vibes For Your Vehicle Nothing livens up your commute like a little Hula dancing! This adorable Dancing Hula Girl Dashboard Bobble Doll is a dashboard statement that'll make your morning commute feel like a refreshing island getaway... for a couple of minutes, anyway. Hey, we'll take...- $ 19.95
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Dashboard Jesus Bobble Head
Let The Dashboard Jesus Be Your Co Pilot The Dashboard Jesus Bobble Head is ready to be your copilot as you drive through the highways and byways of life. Just don't ask this Jesus to take the wheel, he is made of plastic and...- $ 19.95
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Disappointed Sigh Sound Machine
Automated Dismay Did you ever get so tired of sighing at things that you wanted to sigh, but then realized that would only make things worse? These days, so many things are disappointing that it’s too much of an effort to do all the...- $ 16.95
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Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde Christmas Ornament
Mr. Hyde Is Getting Coal In His Stocking Everyone knows the story of Robert Louis Stevenson’s Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, but for some reason, people don’t associate it with Christmas. We think this Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde Christmas Ornament is the perfect expression...- $ 24.95
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Ear Guards Ear Protectors
While You're Sleeping, Spiders Are Crawling Into Your Ears And Laying Eggs It's easy to dismiss these Ear Guards Ear Protectors as a "novelty", or a "joke", or "potentially more harmful to ears than actual spiders". Not all of us have the privilege of narrow little ear canals that...- $ 4.95
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Emergency Bowtie
Instantly Transform Yourself From Normal To Formal Instantly transform yourself from normal to formal with this Emergency Bowtie! Perfect for spontaneous weddings, unforeseen funerals, and hoity-toity dinner parties. A Bowtie For Every "What's The Occasion?" Each 4-1/2" (11.4 cm) long Emergency Bowtie is made of...- $ 14.95
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Emergency Cat Sound Machine
All The Noises Of An Actual Cat The Emergency Cat Sound Machine noisemaker is there for you in the moments when your cat can't be. It has always been a dream of mankind to communicate with our cats. This set of four buttons puts us one...- $ 24.95
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Emergency Goat Sound Machine
Goat Screams Are So Weird It’s a goat emergency! Turns out GOAT not only stands for Greatest Of All Time but it’s also a popular animal! We all dream of owning our own herd of bleating, horned kids, but that’s not always feasible. Archie...- $ 24.95
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Emergency Googly Eyes
You Never Know When Something Might Need A Little Personification Googly eyes make everything better! Archie McPhee's Emergency Googly Eyes come in a beautiful, eye-catching tin filled with twenty pairs of plastic eyes in four different sizes. Just expose their adhesive backs and start sticking them...- $ 9.95
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Emergency Replacement Sock
Soggy Shoes? Socks To Sock Let’s say you step in a puddle and it soaks right through your shoe. Are you just supposed to go all day with a frigid, damp sock on your foot? This Emergency Replacement Sock tin contains one (1) solitary...- $ 9.95
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Emergency Underpants Dispenser
Fresh Underpants When You Need Them One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don't fret, Archie McPhee's got you partially covered with the Emergency Underpants Dispenser. Emergency Underpants For Dirty Little Secrets These 3-1/2" (8.9 cm) Emergency Underpants Dispensers...- $ 16.95
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Emotional Support Screaming Chicken
The Chicken Or The Egg? No, You Come First Are you too chicken to be vulnerable? Need a friend? How about an Emotional Support Screaming Chicken? We all need someone to lean on, but when you lean on this 13" Rubber Chicken, it squawks its...- $ 19.95
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Enlightened Bigfoot Holiday Christmas Ornament
Big Feet, Big Enlightenment Have yourself a merry little Bigfoot! This Enlightened Bigfoot Holiday Christmas Ornament doesn’t like to get caught up in the hustle and bustle of the Christmas season. Everyone’s favorite cryptozoological creature sees it as an opportunity to be more mindful. A Bigfoot We...- $ 24.95
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Finger Bat
They're Really Just Goth Birds Ever wanted to control a swarm of bats with a wave of your hand? Well, forget it. You could never hope to tame those beautiful, echo-locative creatures of the night. But these Finger Bats? You'll have 'em in the...- $ 4.95
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Finger Brain
Great Minds? Finger Like They're squishy! They're rubbery! They're full of weird little ridges... maybe that's where we keep the thoughts? In any case, these soft Finger Brains are great for gifts, gags, and in some cases, anatomically accurate models that are built to...- $ 5.95
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Finger Cat Paw
Scratch Furniture, Bat At Cat Toys, Knock Thing Off The Counter As you slip these Finger Cat Paws on, you’ll find you have the urge to knock things off of shelves and sharpen your claws on the living room curtain. Cats use their paws...- $ 4.95
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Finger Crow
Counting Crows Crows are known for their love of small trinkets and shiny stuff, and in rare cases will trade with humans for food and coins. But if you can't get your local crows to do business with you, at least you can control these...- $ 4.95
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Finger Hand
This Item Is Really Really Handy Tiny hands for your fingers! Archie McPhee's Finger Hands make your fingers into tiny arms. You can always use a hand and you're always being asked to lend a hand, so it's probably a good idea to have...- $ 4.95
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7.5' Hulking Werewolf Animated Prop
Beware Of Dog You'll know there's a bad moon on the rise when you witness this 7.5' Hulking Werewolf Animated Prop in action! This massive animatronic prop features moving arms and an opening jaw that snarls, growls and howls as its light-up eyes dart all around. But...
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Force Awakens Star Wars BB-8 3D Laser Cut Model Kit
A Desk-Sized Droid BB-8, sometimes spelled Beebee-Ate, is a BB unit astromech droid who operated approximately thirty years after the Battle of Endor. It had a dome head, similar to that of R2 series astromech droids, with the bulk of its body made up...
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Sponge Balls (Pro Series) Antique Green
THE BRIGHTEST AND MOST VIBRANT SPONGE BALLS EVER MADE! 6 Color Sets of Sponge Balls - 4 Sponge Balls Included in Each Set!DESIGN: Pro Grip with Soft Squeeze Sponge BallsQTY: 4 Balls Per SetSIZE: 2 Inch diametersPACKAGE: Black Box with Open Windows(7.75 x 2 x...
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