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The Original Liquid Ass Spray
Eau De Toilet Whether you're a seasoned prank master or simply a host who's ready for the guests to leave ASAP, accept no substitutions for The Original Liquid Ass Spray! Novice pranksters beware, though- this is no ordinary sulfur stench. This spray's unique profile...- $ 14.95
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Pregnant Bodysuit Costume
The fake pregnant belly is a hilarious addition to any Halloween costume. Get creative! Pregnant cheerleader, nun, red neck, school girl, or prom queen? They are all funny with a bun in the oven! The adult pregnant belly costume includes a nude polyester bodysuit...- $ 46.95
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Booby Squishy Vanilla Scented Stress Toy
Mammary Foam Technology Slow rising 3.63" tall, vanilla-scented squishy toy for adults. Made of slow rising PU material. Great fun as a party favor, stress relief, or humorous gift. Packaged in a durable and squeezable polybag.- $ 9.95
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Embarrassing Prank Shipping Package Labels
It's Gonna Be A Ship Show Finally caught the neighbor who's stealing your packages? Show them there's no hard feelings by sending them a clearly-labeled gift. These Embarrassing Prank Shipping Package Bags come in clutch whether you're trying to fool your friend's new live-in partner with a special...- $ 13.95
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Inflatable John
Experience endless possibilities with Inflatable John, the ultimate love doll! Soft, durable, and easy to use, this playful companion will bring excitement and laughter to any occasion. With Inflatable John, love is just a pump away! (Warning: may cause uncontrollable giggles.)- $ 29.95
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Big Bikini Boobs & Butt Adult Costume
A Well-Endowed Way To Get In The Club Let’s face it more than one sexy lady has made her way past the velvet ropes ahead of everyone else thanks to the endowments nature gave her. It’s the sort of thing that happens so often...- $ 70.95
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Happy Halloweenie Penis & Balls Costume
The International Symbol For Bell End When you stop to think about it phallic symbols are rooted deep in many cultures. In fact, Japan, China and many other cultures have special festivals to celebrate the Penis and pray for fertility. If you are going...- $ 88.95
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Make it Rain Rainmaker Money Machine
The Forecast Calls For Heavy Dough Fall Make it Rain with the Money Machine! Take control of the financial forecast with this fun money gun – simply aim and fire to create a shower of bills you can enjoy! Get ready for a cash...- $ 19.95
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Nanas Boobies Knitted Beer Holder
A knit drink hugger for your beer. Keeps your hands dry, plus boobs. Perfect for the man’s man.- $ 16.95
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Big Pink Vagina Adult Costume
An Adults Only Costume The truth is that vaginal rejuvenation is one of the most popular surgical cosmetic procedures in the world. It has lovely ladies everywhere showing off what the miracles of modern science can do for their lady garden. So, why not...- $ 66.95
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Boobies N Beer Glass
A Busty Beer Glass Someone once said that if God made something better than boobies and beer, then he kept it for himself. So, it only makes sense to combine these two works of art in one tastefully elegant beer glass. It features a...- $ 18.95
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Inflatable Boobs
Be the life of the party with these outrageous inflatable boobs! These fun, bouncy boobs liven up any event, and they're sure to get a laugh no matter the occasion. Perfect for bachelor and bachelorette parties, pool parties, or just for fun - get...- $ 12.95
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Bag of Dicks
Betcha Can't Eat Just One Need to tell somebody off when they're more of a visual learner? Take prop comedy to oddly specific levels with this naughty Bag of Dicks gag gift! The Dick's Out Of The Bag The Bag of Dicks includes a small drawstring...- $ 14.95
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Balls Drink Holder
Beer And Nuts, The Perfect Pair If your friends aren't getting the message about using a coaster for their drink, they'll quickly remember when you break out this Balls Drink Holder! These practical phalluses can be used anytime, but they're especially great for bachelorette parties!...- $ 9.95
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Sexter Novelty Condom
World's Most Killer Condom Unlike certain beloved TV shows, your night is sure to have a satisfying ending when you seal the deal with this Sexter Novelty Condom! Featuring a Dexter inspired logo package, this standard latex condom is essential for leaving the scene...- $ 2.95
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Blow Job Tissues
Say goodbye to messy clean-ups with Blow Job Tissues! These quirky tissues are designed to make wiping up spills or sneezes a fun and playful experience. Plus, they're always handy for a quick clean-up (wink wink). No more boring tissues, let Blow Job Tissues...- $ 8.95
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Flashy Naughty Veil
For The Bride Who Needs Something New Before she walks down the aisle, take her out in style! This is a must-have for your bride-to-be parties with flashy gold and silver penis-shaped confetti sewn into a standard veil. Includes: 1 white veil with gold...- $ 11.95
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Grow Your Own Willy
Watch your willy grow with just the addition of water! This quirky product is sure to add some fun to your life. No need for serious science here, just sit back and watch the magic happen. (Warning: not suitable for immature minds!)- $ 4.95
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Disposable Fart Gas Smell Neutralizers
He Who Smelt It, Dealt With It Does your loved one have smelly gas? Is the passenger in 12C stinking up the plane with his alti-tooties? Is the dog getting a lot of blame? Take the bad part out of the fart with Fashion...- $ 19.95
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Hey, Fuck You Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
Everyone knows being an a**hole is how to make people like you. Especially those equally rude f**kers on your level. Well, now you can make good relationships better by giving this insulting 3d joke card. A very loud “hey!” on the front cover of...- $ 16.95
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Grow Your Own Boobs
"Get the ultimate DIY experience with Grow Your Own Boobs! Simply add water and watch them grow. No need for expensive surgeries or uncomfortable push-up bras. Embrace your natural self (and give your admirers something to enjoy)."- $ 5.95
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Penis Pop-It Toy
A Long Hard Toy For Those Long Hard Days Ok, it's not that long or hard. Actually, this Penis Pop-It Toy fits right in your palm and is covered in soft, pop-able bubbles that you can use to pop your stress away! The trendy...- $ 11.95
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Get Me Drunk Sash
Three Words To Get Three Sheets A black sash which reads, “GET ME DRUNK!” in blue lettering. Great for birthday, bachelor, and bachelorette parties, as well as retirement or divorce parties. Great for any event where you want the guest of honor to receive...- $ 10.95
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Squishy Stress Schlong
Introducing Stress Willy: the lovable, squishable companion for all your stress relief needs! Whack it, squeeze it, or bash it–this little guy always bounces back! Keep him around for a good laugh with friends, but maybe don't let Mom catch you!- $ 10.95
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Rainbow Willy Warmer
"Keep your willy warm in style with our Rainbow Willy Warmer! This quirky accessory is one-size-fits-most and adds a pop of color to any outfit. Perfect for a fun and playful touch to any occasion. Don't let the cold weather bring you down -...- $ 9.95
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Bitch Voodoo Doll
"Hex the haters with the Bitch Voodoo Doll in a fierce pink hue. This quirky doll lets you take back control and poke fun at the negativity surrounding you. Perfect for a sassy and confident queen (or king) looking to add some humor to...- $ 11.95
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Popping Pecker: Surprise Snake in Gourmet Biscotti Can
Eat A Dick, Secret Santa Nothing brings more happenis than Fashion First Aid's Popping Pecker: Surprise Snake in Gourmet Biscotti Can. Gone are the days of stale looking foreign produced potato chips in a can with plastic coated springs supposedly resembling snakes jumping out. Get the same...- $ 28.95
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Grow A Girlfriend
Need a girlfriend? No problem! With Grow A Girlfriend, the possibilities are endless! Simply add water and watch as your new companion grows before your very eyes. Say goodbye to lonely nights and hello to a quirky, fun-filled relationship. (No more swiping right!)- $ 6.95
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Make It Rain Inappropriate 3D Stripper Card
Give that bachelor the only thing better than a wife–a dark, humid room and fistful of singles. The “live nudes” neon sign on the front cover of this 3d card lures any self-respecting heathen to open sesame. As they open your dirty pop up...- $ 16.95
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Grow Your Own Hairy Balls Planter
"Watch your Hairy Balls Planter grow with just a splash of water. Talking to them encourages their growth - how big will yours get? Add a quirky twist to your indoor garden with these playful planters."- $ 11.95
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Nobody Knows I'm Gay Eye Mask
"Stay incognito and sassy with the Nobody Knows I'm Gay Eye Mask. This playful accessory keeps your secret safe while you catch some Z's. Wake up refreshed and ready to conquer the world (or at least your morning coffee). No need to tell anyone,...- $ 9.95
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RING FOR SEX DESK BELL
Need a little spice in the office? This Ring for Sex Desk Bell is the perfect addition to your desk. Simply give it a ring and watch your colleague's reactions! (Note: Use with discretion. Results may vary.- $ 10.95
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Micro Penis Mug
Are any of your friends growers not showers? Help them to be proud of their miniature member and show it off with our Micro Penis Mug! Just make sure you bring your magnifying glass with you.- $ 14.95
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F*ck You! Sucker Lollipop
Suck On This Let other people know how you really feel about them with your F*ck You! Sucker Lollipop. Strawberry-flavored sucker weighs 50g. Makes a great party favor for your dishonored guests.- $ 8.95
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Rocket Man Robe Flasher Adult Costume
Show your friends just how excited you are for Halloween with this naughty Rocket Man Robe Flasher Adult Costume! This NSFW costume will have you looking fresh out of the shower 'til you open up to reveal your red rocket. INCLUDES: Light flesh toned...- $ 80.95
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Inflatable Exotic Dancer Kitchen Apron
Make cooking and grilling more fun with this Inflatable Exotic Dancer Kitchen Apron! Featuring a hilarious design, this apron will get your inner party started and spice up your time in the kitchen.- $ 19.95
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Dick Hoopla Ring Toss Novelty Game
Enjoy a hilarious twist on the classic ring toss game with the Willy Hoopla Ring Toss Novelty Game. Offering added excitement and a touch of raunchiness, this game is sure to be a hit at parties or social gatherings. Try your luck at getting...- $ 10.95
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Dick Novelty Plush Voodoo Doll
Make your feelings known with the Willy Novelty Voodoo Doll. Lay your stress and worries to rest with our pins that let you stab 'em where it hurts! Don't get mad, get even! Have a laugh as you settle the score.- $ 11.95
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Boobie Basketball Game
Add some bouncy fun to your game night with Boobie Basketball! Take a break from the ordinary and score with this quirky game. Perfect for parties or just for a silly night in. (Warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter!)- $ 4.95
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Sperm Egg Fryer
Get a little creative in the kitchen with our Sperm Egg Fryer! Not just for frying eggs, it can also be used as a quirky cookie cutter! Have some fun and add a playful twist to your cooking routine. (And don't worry, it's food...- $ 5.95
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Ugly People Sex Bag
Get down and dirty with our Ugly People Sex Bag! This bag is perfect for those who like to spice things up in the bedroom by having sex with not-so-conventionally-attractive individuals. Feel the excitement of breaking away from societal norms and embrace the unique...- $ 7.95
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Who Is The Biggest Pervert Drinking Game
Get ready for a wild party with the "Who Is The Biggest Pervert Drinking Game"! Compete with friends to see who's the biggest daredevil, while sipping on your favorite beverages. Perfect for spicing up any gathering, this game is sure to bring the laughs...- $ 12.95
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Kitty Carpet Reusable Merkin Toupee
Fancy A Shag? Botched Brazilian? Misbehaved shaved? Unveiled va-jay-jay? The solution Fashion First Aid's Kitty Carpet: the reusable downstairs toupee merkin! Long gone are the days of picking up hairs from the bathroom floor and saving them to make your own merkin. Now you can buy a...- $ 19.95
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Naughty Knockers Inappropiate 3D Boobs Card
Give that motorboatin’ son-of-a-bitch a funny boner. The outside of this naughty 3d boobs card hilariously illustrates six types of bare-chested titties - jugs, ta-ta’s, boobies, breasts, knockers and cans. When the tongue-dragging drooler opens this cheeky greeting card, they’ll weep tears of joy...- $ 16.95
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Offensive Crayons: Porn Pack Edition
Color Me Bad Admit it, your old school supplies aren't cutting it for your NSFW drawings. Sure, there's a grey in there, but the blue undertones just don't capture the true color of GILF bush. Luckily, Offensive Crayons: Porn Pack Edition has got you covered! With explicit hues like Anal...- $ 13.95
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Boob Beer Pong Balls
Don't Let The Party Go Tits Up The quintessential hallmark of a bachelor party attended by the least eligible bachelors you know, Boob Beer Pong Balls are your breast bet for entertainment! Whether you have boobs, love boobs, or both, these balls are sure to distract...- $ 5.95
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Human Torso Novelty Mug
Satisfy your thirst and your curiosity with the Human Torso Novelty Mug! Get up close and personal with this HOT cup of tea—it's shaped like a ripped male torso! With this mug, you can enjoy your tea while getting your daily dose of eye...- $ 6.95
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Man Flu Bell
This Man Flu Bell is designed with male-specific features to provide sympathy for the exaggerated flu symptoms experienced by men. Crafted with an extra loud bell, it's perfect for alerting others to the presence of a sick man in need. A must-have for any...- $ 11.95
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Little Willy Condoms
"Pack a big surprise with Little Willy Condoms! Don't let insecurities get in the way of pleasure - these condoms are perfect for any size. With a playful name and reliable protection, you're sure to leave them wanting more. (No, seriously, it's little -...- $ 4.95
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Unwanted Gross Hair Prank Kit
It's A Family-Of-Hair Whether you need a personalized Secret Santa present for your hairiest coworker, or maybe a passive-aggressive message to send your roommate after they leave the bathroom sink looking like the floor of a barber shop, Fashion First Aid's Ode to Unwanted Hair Gross...- $ 19.95
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