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Killing Rats & Family Pets For Over Two Centuries Poisons like strychnine, cyanide and arsenic were often used in the 18th & 19th century to kill rats and other pests. The problem was that these poisons were so potent that then the family pet...

Pickling Your Giblets For The Big Dirt Nap When the human body dies different parts start to decompose in different ways and at different rates. While this is a natural thing, it also makes for a pretty disgusting scene for any family who is...

"Add an extra scare to your Halloween decorations with the Hangman Violent Kicker Zombie Prop. This realistic prop hangs still until activated, then violently kicks and twitches, creating an eerie gasping effect. Perfect for haunted houses and spooky parties. (Note: May cause nightmares!)" Plug...

Our Cosmetic Spatulas are the perfect choice for your beauty kit. This set of 50 curved white applicator tools provide accurate, precise control and can be used with all kinds of cosmetics. Enjoy flawless results every time you apply or mix products!

Add some medieval flair to your style with this gold colored bracelet. Perfect for those who love to stand out and appreciate unique accessories. Upgrade your look with this eye-catching piece! One size fits most adults

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Unleash your inner rebel with our Top Drawer Black Faux Leather Collared Steel Boned Corset! Made of high quality faux leather, this fullbust long line halter corset features a front zipper closure, 12 spiral steel bones for support, and a 6" modesty panel. The...

Breakfast and brunch are important! Why not be a Pagan Breakfast God? The sun is rising and your belly is empty, bow down before the lord of breakfast and receive the bounty of coffee and bacon! This EVA foam mask is 14-1/2" wide and...

Good For Mint-al Health Ok, honestly, we're not clear on whether Archie McPhee's Super Genius Mints are meant for those who are already gifted with intellect, or those who are in desperate need of it. But hey, everyone could use a mint once in...

  Every Piece Is Like A Slice The only (ONLY!) bad thing about pizza is that you can’t fold it up and carry it around in your pocket without making a big mess. Pizza Candy, however, gives you a sweet slice that is easily...

The Best Way To Have A Possum Indoors As much as you dream that it will eventually happen, you probably wouldn’t actually want a live possum as an officemate. Sure, you’d constantly get the affectionate glare and toothy smile that we’ve come to expect...

The Missing Piece In Your Lazy Sunday Oh yeah, it's all coming together! This Glow Chamber 1000 Piece Glow-in-the-Dark Puzzle is a must-have for Archie McPhee fans, featuring an all-over glow in the dark graphic of their most popular products. Not only that, it includes a...

A Fairytale Told On Your Fingers Nothing makes your fingers more magical and whimsical than these Finger Unicorns! That's right, nothing. Not rings, not little tattoos, not even that nail polish that has a name like "unicorn tears" or "unicorn fantasy" and it's like,...

Makes Your Commute A Little Less Nuts Squirrel Underpants have been an important part of Archie McPhee for over a decade. Now, they're proudly presenting this Squirrel In Underpants Nodder of the rodent himself. If you’re tired of all those naked squirrels streaking across your yard and...

This Air Freshener Is All The Buzz If this were just a honey-scented air freshener shaped like a bee, it would be great, but the fact that it’s a 3D Bee Honey Scented Air Freshener makes it the bee’s knees! It includes a 4-3/8" x 4-3/8"...

  Counting Crows Crows are known for their love of small trinkets and shiny stuff, and in rare cases will trade with humans for food and coins. But if you can't get your local crows to do business with you, at least you can control...

Pest Friends Forever Who wouldn't wanna see these adorable Finger Raccoon Finger Puppets rummaging through their waste? Thankfully, these little guys require no food and are guaranteed rabies-free. But if you wanna make them bite, scratch and eat garbage anyway, who are we to...

The Perfect Deck For Playing Old Maid It doesn't mater if you have cats or not, these Kitty Playing Cards are gonna be the highlight of your next poker night! These purr-fectly illustrated playing cards bear all sorts of breeds, including dog and mouse Joker...

I Love You, Baby Trash Panda Baby raccoons are very cute, and it is legal to own a raccoon in 16 states, but they grow up to be adult raccoons. This stuffed latex Baby Raccoon Buddy is a better solution. It looks great in...

Packed With Possum Personality When you put on these Finger Possum Finger Puppets, it’s like your hand is a trash can full of delicious rotting food. This set of three 2" tall soft vinyl possum finger puppets will come to life on your fingers...

Mr. Hyde Is Getting Coal In His Stocking Everyone knows the story of Robert Louis Stevenson’s Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, but for some reason, people don’t associate it with Christmas. We think this Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde Christmas Ornament is the perfect expression...

Just Look At How Much Fun They're Having Why the long face? Don't worry, these Racing Blobfish are having a perfectly good time, their faces are just... long. Wind 'em up and watch 'em go! What are they racing for? Are they running late for...

Pleasant Possum Pong This 4-5/8" long, heavy cardstock Possum Banana Scented Air Freshener is playing dead and smelling like the banana peel it slept on last night. It’s a pretty cute possum from its toothy snout to the tip of its fleshy tail. A Freshener...

This Bigfoot's ready for a wilderness adventure! Simply wind him up, watch him take his first steps, and let the good times roll. A unique way to bring extra fun to your playtime, this toymatic wonder is sure to have you stomping your feet...

  Bigfoot Is My Copilot Bigfoot does not envy you having to drive everywhere. He’s out there feeling the earth on his big feet and taking it easy. So, instead of stewing about traffic during your commute, why not imagine you're searching for Bigfoot?...

The Executive Clip is the ONLY way to switch a dollar bill, playing card, or small object. No other device is as versatile, clean or as reliable as The Executive Clip. Professionals need a device that looks innocent and that is guaranteed to work....

Display your jewelry in a unique and eye-catching way with the Skeleton Hand Jewelry Stand. Crafted with intricate details, this stand adds a touch of macabre elegance to any room. Perfect for showcasing your favorite pieces and keeping them within reach. Elevate your jewelry...

Spook up your lawn with these 6 festive yard signs! Perfect for Halloween decorations, these signs are sure to catch your neighbors' attention. Easily decorate and add some fun to your outdoor space.

Add some extra creepy fun to your Halloween decor with these realistic zombie arm stakes. Perfect for spooking your guests, these stakes will surely be a hit.

Your Guests Will Be Bugging Out Your Animal Crossing avatar may already have a giant tarantula statue in their living room, but now you can have an even cooler one in your real life abode! The Giant Tarantula Wall Plaque is not for the...

All I Want For Christmas Is Poo Move over, Mr. Hanky, there's a new Christmas turd in town! This Holy Shit Crooked Christmas Ornament features an adorable angelic poopy and a "Holy Shit!" banner that adds fecal festivity to any Christmas tree. A Festive...

Experience the thrill of roasting your marshmallows the way professionals do with the Spinmallow Marshmallow Spinner! With precision control, you'll have perfectly roasted (or slightly burned) mallows, every time. Get spinning - and devouring - today.

Bring the fun of the intergalactic arcade to your living room or backyard with the Space Darts Inflatable Lawn & Floor Game! Blast your opponents with the spaceship  darts.

Get ready to elevate your listening experience with the quirky and fun Color Changing LED Cube Bluetooth Speaker! Boasting of color-changing LED lights, this speaker brings a touch of playfulness to your music. With its Bluetooth compatibility, the benefits of seamless connectivity are at...

Score a goal with every sip using our Football Fantasy Beer Mug! Perfect for game days, this mug is shaped like a football. Whether you're a die-hard fan or just enjoy a cold one, this mug adds a fun touch to any beer drinking...

Introducing the 80's Retro TV Games Controller - the perfect throwback for any gaming fan! Packed with 200 games, this nostalgic device is sure to provide endless hours of entertainment. Don't miss out on reliving the fun of the past with this epic controller!

Finding The Perfect Colonial Costume Couldn't Be Easier! This Colonial Burgundy and Black Regal Men's Adult Costume will have you looking like a true colonial gentleman. The burgundy colonial jacket and black velvet pants will make a classic statement, while the black satin vest...

Get ready to rock with our Metal Teeth Vinyl Mask. This edgy face mask features two back straps for a secure fit and metal teeth for a stylish, unique touch. Perfect for concerts, parties, or everyday wear. Unleash your inner rockstar! 

Are you like, literally so totally done with the f**kboys in your life? Why not replace them with our resident F**kboy, Chad. He’s not like other guys- just squeeze him to relieve your stress!

Enjoy all the hilarity of farts without the bad smell with this fart-astic Fart Pranks Kit Mini Tin. Kit includes fake poop, a fart whistle, warning signs, joke cards, noise putty and a fart bomb. This is the one gift that doesn’t stink.

These Boots Are Made For Rockin' Pulling yourself up by the bootstraps is a hell of a lot easier when you have this many of 'em! These Demonia Black Bolt-450 Boots are the most lethal-looking combat boots you'll ever own with enough chains, straps,...

Fairies Wear Boots Get ready to strap in and boogie down with these unbelievably sparkly Demonia Pink Shifting Glitter Damned-318 Boots! These gorgeous platforms feature a hypnotic color shift that changes with the light, complete with tons of suspended glitter beneath a glossy finish so you...

Calling All Baby Bats Whether you've already got a closet full of Creepers or just need a cute Halloween accessory, these Demonia Creeper-205 Batwing Platform Shoes are sure to put bats in your belfry! They’ll have you standing tall and standing out, while also adding...

Read Them The Riot Act Ask the best-dressed goth you know and they'll tell you these coveted Demonia Black Riot-21MP Boots are as classic as they come! Stylish enough for the club and durable enough to survive a real riot, these badass boots make...

 Add a creepy touch to your laboratory with the Octopus Specimen Jar. Featuring a realistic prop octopus in a jar, it's the perfect addition to any science-themed set. Perfect for pranks or just for fun, it's sure to give everyone a scare (or laugh)!...

Add a creepy touch to your laboratory with the Blue Crab Specimen Jar. Featuring a realistic prop crab in a jar, it's the perfect addition to any science-themed set. Perfect for pranks or just for fun, it's sure to give everyone a scare (or...

Be 'bad to the bone' in this Harley Quinn Women's Adult Costume! Be ready to fight crime with teammates like Deadshot, The Joker and Captain Boomerang in this look straight out of Suicide Squad 2. Guaranteed to make a splash at your next Halloween...

Dress your pup in the sweetest costume ever with our Lilo & Stitch, Stitch Pet Costume! This Stitch-inspired outfit is sure to make your furry family member look even cuter than usual (if that's even possible).  Officially licensed

Meathooks, But Make It Fashion Make no mistake, cosplayers, these Leatherlike Monster Claws are gonna have you in a serious chokehold. These creepy claws perfectly skirt the line between scary and stylish, and the flexible fingers make for a realistic touch to any werewolf,...

Get buckled up in style with our Black Leather Buckle Bra Harness! This unique harness not only offers a bold and eye-catching look, but also allows for adjustable buckles for the perfect fit. Stand out from the crowd and show off your playful side...