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Squirrel In Underpants Nodder
Makes Your Commute A Little Less Nuts Squirrel Underpants have been an important part of Archie McPhee for over a decade. Now, they're proudly presenting this Squirrel In Underpants Nodder of the rodent himself. If you’re tired of all those naked squirrels streaking across your yard and...- $ 11.95
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Stress Tardigrade
Melt Away Misery Microscopically Tardigrades, or water bears as they’re lovingly referred to, are so tiny, you never know when they’re around. Archie McPhee's Stress Tardigrade is a 4-1/2" squishy polyurethane foam version of the microscopic marvel so you can not only see it, but also squeeze...- $ 12.95
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Stress Werewolf
When The Moon Is Full, You'll Smell Strawberries There are a lot of drawbacks to being a werewolf, but the beastly transformation does release a lot of anxiety every full moon. Of course, even though Archie McPhee's Stress Werewolf's animal side is on full display,...- $ 14.95
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Super Genius Mints
Good For Mint-al Health Ok, honestly, we're not clear on whether Archie McPhee's Super Genius Mints are meant for those who are already gifted with intellect, or those who are in desperate need of it. But hey, everyone could use a mint once in...- $ 4.95
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Switchblade Comb
Protect your 'do with a Switchblade Comb You've heard the stories: gangs of well-coiffed hoodlums terrorizing the streets with jars of pomade and pocket combs. It's about time you invested in some protection for your 'do. Each of these metal and plastic switchblade combs...- $ 9.95
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Tardigrade Night Light
Make evenings a little less scary and a lot more fun with the Tardigrade Night Light! With its friendly little face and bright LED light, it'll cut through the darkness like a hot knife through butter! So make sure those midnight monsters don't nest...- $ 16.95
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Tattoupees Bald Head Tattoos
It's The Hat Tat For The Adventurous Baldy An artist is envious of blank space, so when we see a bald head, we just want to put something up there. This set of 35 Tattoupees Bald Head Tattoos on four sheets are temporary tattoos...- $ 13.95
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Uh Oh... Emergency Underpants
Don't let soiled underpants ruin your day! Better safe than soggy! Users report needing Uh Oh... Emergency Underpants before a big job interview, after a particularly scary haunted house and during a One Direction concert. One pair disposable unisex underpants Made of non-woven polyester...- $ 5.95
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Unicorn Cotton Candy Air Freshener
The Sweet Smell Of Mythical Horse Whether you believe in unicorns or not, you better believe this Unicorn Cotton Candy Air Freshener smells better than your car currently does. Even if it's clean as a whistle, isn't any space more enjoyable when it smells like...- $ 9.95
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Vinderpants Wine Bottle Holder Underpants
No More Naked Bottles- Underpants For Your Wine That bottle of 1945 Chateau Mouton-Rothschild is pretty impressive, but it's shockingly naked. It needs Vinderpants Wine Bottle Holder Underpants! Archie McPhee's Vinderpants are 95% cotton, 5% spandex tighty-whities that fit snugly over most wine and...- $ 9.95
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Wind-Up Walking Bigfoot Toy
This Bigfoot's ready for a wilderness adventure! Simply wind him up, watch him take his first steps, and let the good times roll. A unique way to bring extra fun to your playtime, this toymatic wonder is sure to have you stomping your feet...- $ 11.95
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World's Loudest Squawking Pigeon
A laugh getter for pigeon fanciers Why a Squawking Pigeon? We strive for true novelty innovation, but sometimes a slight variation is enough to make a new classic. This takes the idea of the Squawking Rubber Chicken and turns it into a squab squawker...- $ 15.95
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Yes or No Answer Button
So Much Better Than Flipping A Coin Life is complicated, but what if you could get conclusive answers at the press of a button? This 4-1/4" x 2-3/4" x 3/4" (10.8 cm x 7 cm x 1.9 cm), plastic Yes or No Answer Button gives...- $ 12.95
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Yodeling Pickle
Disclaimer: Song May End On A Sour Note Take our word for it, Archie McPhee's Yodeling Pickle is the thing you need that you didn't know you need. Especially if you love pickles. Want to throw an unforgettable party? Yodeling Pickle. Had a bad day and...- $ 14.95
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Zen Bigfoot Statue
Bigfoot, Spiritual Master This is a Zen Bigfoot Statue for the enlightened. Want to spruce up your garden or the potted plants in your living room? This polystone Zen Bigfoot features everyone’s favorite cryptozoological creature practicing mindfulness. Bigfoot Is One With The Universe Archie...- $ 17.95
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Zombie Horse Mask
The End Is Neigh When zombies start roaming the earth, surely the viral infection will take out the Creepy Horse Mask people as well. This latex Zombie Horse Mask looks like it just dragged itself out of the glue factory in search of brains. In fact, it...- $ 37.95
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