3D Bat Blood Orange Scented Air Freshener
For your car, cave or belfry Let other people have their pine tree air fresheners while you celebrate the bat! These underrated animals not only eat insects and look cool but could also be a transformed vampire in search of...
$ 9.95
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Amazing Hypno Glasses
PUTS AN AUDIENCE IN THE PALM OF YOUR HAND This 3-1/2" (8.9 cm) electronic Instant Audience noisemaker comes with four sounds - applause, crickets rimshot and a booing audience. The perfect thing for an instant ego boost or giving effortless...
$ 19.95
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Aromatic Mushroom Sandalwood Scented Air Freshener
FEELING DOWN? HAVE A LITTLE FUNGUS! Hopefully, your car isn’t so musty it has actual mushrooms in it. This Mushroom Air Freshener is so realistic, you’ll feel like a gnome every time you drive. This 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall Mushroom...
$ 9.95
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Atheist Black Ball Ornament
Much more subtle than a Flying Spaghetti Monster, this Atheist Ornament is respectfully defiant. After all, it’s Christmas and even skeptics like presents! This glass 2" diameter Atheist Ornament makes sure everyone can participate in the holidays without compromising their...
$ 14.95 $ 9.95
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Awooga Eye Popping Glasses
LOOK SHOCKED WITH NO EFFORT AT ALL Have you ever been so shocked or surprised that your eyes figuratively popped out of your head? These glasses make it look like it’s happening literally. The eyes on these plastic specs extend...
$ 19.95
Bacon Gift Wrapping Paper
THERE BETTER BE BACON IN THAT BOX This high quality gift wrap is completely covered with photos of greasy bacon strips. After all, everything is better when it's wrapped in bacon! Two 20" x 30" (50.8 cm x 76.2 cm)...
$ 9.95 $ 4.95
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Bacon Scarf
SO WARM, YOU’LL BE BACON IN IT During brunch, haven’t you dreamed of being able to use that still sizzling slice of bacon as a scarf? This 71" (180 cm) long soft-knit acrylic Bacon Scarf makes it looks like you’re...
$ 34.95
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Bacon Scented Bacon Soap
Don't be a pig, wash with Bacon Soap It's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the... bathroom? That's right, we've captured the enticing aroma of frying bacon in a bar of...
$ 14.95
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Bacon Scented Deluxe Air Freshener
FILL ANY SPACE WITH THE SIZZLING SCENT OF BACON This unlikely Bacon Air Freshener is the perfect way to brighten any carnivore’s day. Put one up in the family room and everyone will have a sudden craving for a BLT....
$ 7.95
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Bacon Strips Bandages
$ 19.95 $ 13.95
Bacon Strips Bandages
Discover the healing power of bacon! There's nothing better for fixing your boo boos than Bacon Bandages! Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze...
$ 19.95 $ 13.95
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Batstache Bat Shaped Moustache
Turn your facial hair into a facial scare with the Batstache! Great for goths, vampires and unoriginal superheroes. Each spooky 'stache is made of lifelike synthetic hair and fits most upper lips.  
$ 12.95 $ 4.95
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Bigfoot Bandages
$ 19.95 $ 13.95
Bigfoot Bandages
BIGFOOT GET BOO-BOO ON FOOT, NEED BIG BANDAGE We imagine that anyone with feet the size of Bigfoot’s must need bandages all the time. We’ve made this pack of 10 extra large Bigfoot-decorated bandages 3" x 1½" (76 mm x...
$ 19.95 $ 13.95
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Bigfoot Deluxe Pine Scented Air Freshener
SMELLS WAY BETTER THAN THE ACTUAL BIGFOOT People who live in the Pacific Northwest have a secret - we've all smelled Bigfoot and he's incredibly rank. So, the genuinely pleasing pine odor of this 5" (12.7 cm) tall Bigfoot Air...
$ 9.95
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Bigfoot Finger Feet
IN SEARCH OF… YOUR OWN HAND Bigfoot is famous for his namesake giant feet. What is your hand famous for? Nothing? Why not give it some Sasquatch tootsies? Take your commonplace hand and turn it into a mysterious cryptozoological man-beast...
$ 5.95
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Biggest & Loudest Rubber Chicken
Everybody knows that rubber chickens are funny, especially when they squawk! This Rubber Chicken is 22” long and squawks so loudly, it will eventually be banned from schools, churches and family dinners all over the nation. It’s the tuba of Rubber Chickens!...
$ 24.95
Black and White Finger Monsters
Not So Colorful Monsters It’s the black and white version of our world-famous Finger Monsters! It’s what they might have looked like if they starred in a silent movie. These are less garish and way classier than regular Finger Monsters....
$ 9.95 $ 4.95
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Boo Boo Kisses Bandages
KISS IT BETTER WITH BOO BOO KISSES BANDAGES Give your boo-boo a kissy poo with these lip bandages. Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fifteen 2-1/4" x 1" (5.7 cm x 2.5 cm) latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile...
$ 19.95 $ 13.95
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Bravery Bandages
$ 19.95 $ 13.95
Bravery Bandages
WE AWARD THIS MEDAL FOR BRAVERY IN THE FACE OF A SKINNED KNEE You remember that time you skinned your knee and didn’t cry? You deserved a medal. Each of these bandages celebrates how brave you were in the face...
$ 19.95 $ 13.95
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Car Full of Aliens Auto Sunshade
Turns your car into a UFO You’re escaping from Area 51 and you need to park your car for a while without it turning into a warp core meltdown. This Car Full of Aliens Sunshade provides the perfect cover. At...
$ 29.95
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Car Full of Bees Auto Sunshade
This sunshade creates the illusion that you car is full of bees! Can you go in the carpool lane if you have a swarm of bees riding shotgun? At 50" x 27½" (127 cm x 70 cm), this sunshade is...
$ 29.95
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Car Full of Cats Auto Sunshade
HOLY KITTY CONVEYANCE! IT’S THE CATMOBILE If you could have one wish, wouldn’t it be that you could take your cats everywhere with you? This sunshade makes it look to outside observers that you’ve done just that. It’s filled to...
$ 29.95
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Cat Scarf
$ 34.95
Cat Scarf
NOT A SCARF FOR CATS, WHICH WOULD ALSO BE AWESOME Your cats probably won’t appreciate how awesome this scarf is, but they’ll be happy to bat at the tassels whenever you try to put it on. This soft-knit acrylic 71"...
$ 34.95
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Cone Kitty Pot-PURR-i Scented Air Freshener
IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, KITTY This miserable kitty in a cone will make your commute more bearable. The poor suffering cat is 4-1/2" (11.4 cm) tall and will fill your automobile with Pot-PURR-i scent. String for hanging included. 
$ 9.95
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Council of Monsters Playing Cards
Classic Council Of Monsters Playing Cards A Council of Monsters Playing Cards is a classic deck of cards reimagined with classic horror imagery. The depictions on the face value of each card replacing kings, queens, jacks and aces with vampire,...
$ 19.95 $ 12.95
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Crazy Cat Lady Bandages
CAT SCRATCH FAVORITES Cat owners know that sometimes, accidentally, kitties can give you tiny little scratches or bite marks. These Crazy Cat Lady Bandages not only cover them up, but advertise how much you love your cats with an assortment...
$ 13.95
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Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler
FOR THOSE MOMENTS WHEN A HORSE MASK DOESN'T MAKE SENSE Our Horse Mask has become a staple of popular culture, hardly a large event passes without a shot of someone wearing one. However, there are situations where the mask is inappropriate. For instance,...
$ 9.95
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Cupcake Bandages
$ 19.95 $ 13.95
Cupcake Bandages
CUPCAKES ARE THE CURE-ALL FOR YOUR CUTS AND CONTUSIONS Cupcakes are the cure-all that can conquer your cuts and contusions! Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains twelve 1-3/4" x 1-1/2" (4.4 cm x 3.8 cm) latex-free adhesive bandages...
$ 19.95 $ 13.95
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Dancing Hula Girl Dashboard Bobble Doll
THIS DANCING HULA GIRL INSTANTLY IMPROVES ANY DASHBOARD All dashboards can be improved by the presence of this quality Dashboard Hula Girl. She sways her 5-1/4" (13.3 cm) tall body gracefully to and fro on springy hips under a silky...
$ 19.95
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Dashboard Cat Buddha
IF YOU MEET BUDDHA ON THE ROAD, RUB BEHIND HIS EARS Your kitty sure looks like it has secret wisdom, so it seems only natural to put a cat head on a Buddhist monk body. This hard vinyl Dashboard Cat...
$ 19.95
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Dashboard Jesus Bobble Head
LET THE DASHBOARD JESUS BE YOUR CO-PILOT! Put this 5-1/4" (13.3 cm) tall Dashboard Jesus in your car and he'll be your co-pilot. Even though he may guide you through the valley of gridlock, he alone cannot get you into...
$ 19.95
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Disappointed Sigh Sound Machine
Did you ever get so tired of sighing at things that you wanted to sigh, but then realized that would only make things worse? These days, so many things are disappointing that it’s too much of an effort to do...
$ 19.95 $ 16.95
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Ear Guards Ear Protectors
WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING, SPIDERS ARE CRAWLING INTO YOUR EARS AND LAYING EGGS Keep your ears safe from ear-spiders and earwigs with these protective Ear Guards! Just slip them over your ears before you go to bed at night and you'll...
$ 4.95
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Emergency Affirmation Button
FINALLY, AN INANIMATE OBJECT THAT UNDERSTANDS YOU Sometimes all it takes is a little positive reinforcement to help you make it through the day. So next time you do something excellent (yet again) and no one seems to recognize it...
$ 24.95
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