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Fly Widow Lavender Scented Air Freshener
Love The Smell Of Lavender In The Mourning In the world of the Fly Widow, flies are personified and can wear clothes while they’re alive, but revert to tiny fly-sized bodies after they die. The Fly Widow and her husband were a “happy” couple...- $ 9.95
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Glow Chamber 1000 Piece Glow-in-the-Dark Puzzle
The Missing Piece In Your Lazy Sunday Oh yeah, it's all coming together! This Glow Chamber 1000 Piece Glow-in-the-Dark Puzzle is a must-have for Archie McPhee fans, featuring an all-over glow in the dark graphic of their most popular products. Not only that, it includes a...- $ 19.95
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Glow in the Dark Alien Finger Hand
Use Them To Point Us To Your Leader Archie McPhee's Glow-in-the-Dark Alien Finger Hands are a great change of pace from your regular human Finger Hands. We all agree that whether they come in peace or to destroy our planet, aliens have great hands. It’s...- $ 4.95
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Glow in the Dark Finger Tentacle
More Useful And Brighter Than Your Regular Fingers What kind of person wears Glow in the Dark Finger Tentacles? It's the kind of person who wants their hand to look like a squid. It's the kind of person who is pleased at the thought...- $ 5.95
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Glow-in-the-Dark Finger Zombie
Exposed Brains, Grievous Wounds... These Zombies Have It All Exposed brains, open wounds, missing limbs... Ahh, to be a zombie. Crafted from soft, floppy rubber, Archie McPhee's 1-3/4" to 2" tall undead Glow-in-the-Dark Finger Zombies come in five different styles and make great Halloween party...- $ 4.95
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Gnome Squirrel Feeder
That Gnome Sure Goes Through A Lot Of Nuts Have you given up on trying to get rid of squirrels? Why not make them part of your garden decorations. This Gnome Squirrel Feeder will make them look just like living garden gnomes. Give Your...- $ 20.95
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Ham Mask
Make the hammyest entrance with this Ham Mask! Perfect for your next costume party or just to maximize your meat-a-bility. Reinforced paper material Attached elastic band- $ 19.95
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Handerpants: Underpants For Your Hands
Let Me Slip Into Something More Comfortable Are you leaving your digits out in the open for all to see? Have a little decency. Seriously. Apply the shame of nudity to your extremities with these Handerpants and never worry about people seeing your dirty,...- $ 13.95
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Handicorn Unicorn Finger Puppet
It Behooves Your Hand To, You Know, Be Hooves Look at your boring old hand! It's so practical with its opposable digit and prehensile-ness, but it lacks a certain... MAGIC! You need Handicorn Unicorn Finger Puppet! Handicorn will transform your former fist into the...- $ 8.95
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Handimonster Cyclops Finger Puppet
Dr. Jekyll Or Mr. Hand? One second it’s just your plain old hand, the next second it’s a dang Handimonster! You can tell people that your hand was cursed by an angry Canadian fortune teller during a misinterpreted waving incident at the Gathering of...- $ 14.95
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Hell Is Other People Socks
See You In Hell Two universal truths you discover once you reach adulthood: there is no more cruel and infernal punishment than having to be around other adults, and socks actually make a pretty good gift. Look, they've even got little flames on them! Grab...- $ 12.95
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Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
A Squirrel Of A Different Color You take Archie McPhee's Horse Head Mask, shrink it down and put a few nuts inside it, and get instant hilarity. This hanging vinyl Horse Head Squirrel Feeder makes it appear as if any squirrel that eats from it is wearing...- $ 18.95
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Horse Hooves
Hot To Trot Gallop apace, you horsey-footed steed! Any self respecting Horse Head Mask enthusiast should have a pair of Horse Hooves to match! Are they comfortable? Yes! Are they realistic? You bet. Do they grant you all the speed and agility of a...- $ 38.95
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Illuminati Deluxe Musky Hegemony Air Freshener
Don't Blame A Conspiracy, It's Your Fault Your Car Is So Stinky Who's to say why your car is filled with burger wrappers, cat hair, and the permeating scent of what may or may not be decomposing flesh? When you've got an Illuminati Deluxe Musky...- $ 9.95
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Inflatable Tiara
You're Just A Puff Or Two Away From Being A Monarch We’ve all been stuck in this situation: The Queen is on her way up and you find yourself bare-headed like a commoner. You’ve left your tiara at home! This Inflatable Tiara is the...- $ 14.95
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Inflatable Turkey
Give 'Em The Bird Archie McPhee's Inflatable Turkey is the perfect Thanksgiving centerpiece. Your guests won't be waiting while you sweat over a hot stove, instead they'll be delighted to watch you huff and puff as you inflate this carcass-y beauty. Or, if you insist on...- $ 18.95
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Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Show The World Your Inner Unicorn! Is your secret unicorn always begging to come out at the most inopportune times? The next time you hear that mystical whinny, just remove your Inflatable Unicorn Horn from the tin, inflate it, and secure the elastic strap...- $ 14.95
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Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats
Cats Love It! Your cat pretends to be standoffish and cool, but slip this Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats on top of kitty's cranium and he'll reveal the fun-loving feline that you know he hides beneath his scowl. The horn uses a four-point elastic...- $ 7.95
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Instant Audience Sound Machine
Puts An Audience In The Palm Of Your Hand You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing. There is no justice! Well, Archie McPhee's Instant Audience Sound Machine lets you carry around the crowd...- $ 14.95
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Itty Bitty Gargoyles ( Set of 4)
Gorgeous gaggle of gargoyles Gargoyles are the protectors of buildings and personal space. The only problem is they’re too huge to protect your apartment or desk at work. This set of four different 1-1/8" (2.9 cm) tall, hard vinyl gargoyles is prepared to keep...- $ 12.95
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Jesus Bandages
Warning- Does Not Heal Leprosy Archie McPhee's Jesus Bandages mixes the healing powers of medicine with the spiritual healing of the Christian messiah. Each bandage is decorated with the image of Jesus to offer you hope and solace. While we can say that this bandage...- $ 13.95
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Just Shot Glass w/ Bullet Hole
Shot Through The Glass And It's Too Late This shot glass just got shot. That’s right, it's a shot glass that looks like it has a bullet hole going right through it. The exterior of the Just Shot Glass w/ Bullet Hole is...- $ 4.95
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Ketchup Candy
It's Not That Weird, Tomatoes Are Technically Fruit America’s favorite condiment in candy form! You love spreading ketchup all over your favorite foods, from fries to hot dogs, but we think the flavor of Archie McPhee's Ketchup Candy stands up on its own. These...- $ 6.95
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Kitty Playing Cards
The Perfect Deck For Playing Old Maid It doesn't mater if you have cats or not, these Kitty Playing Cards are gonna be the highlight of your next poker night! These purr-fectly illustrated playing cards bear all sorts of breeds, including dog and mouse Joker...- $ 9.95
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Krampus Christmas Ornament
Great For Christmas Grumps The kids won't think twice about opening anything before Christmas with this Krampus Christmas Ornament staring 'em down. Not only is it more effective than the unremarkable, shiftless Elf on a Shelf, it looks far more stylish as part of your...- $ 17.95
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Krampus Cinnamon Scented Air Freshener
Smells Like Somebody Hates Christmas Last Christmas, everybody around here had antlers on their car windows. This will not stand! Show your appreciation for the dark side of the whole nice/naughty spectrum with this Krampus Cinnamon Scented Air Freshener! Perfect for keeping kids quiet during...- $ 9.95
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Leech Bandages
Dr. Leech Will See You Now Why put a leech on these Leech Bandages? Actual doctors are using leeches again. Isn’t it shocking that using leeches in medicine has come back in vogue? Turns out a leech gets the blood flowing around wounds and restores...- $ 9.95
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Lil Devil's Trick of the Day! Prank Kit
A PRACTICAL WAY TO GET YOUR PRACTICAL JOKES Make every day a laughfest with this set of seven classic tricks, pranks and practical jokes. Each set includes a Whoopee Cushion, a Joy Buzzer, a Nail Through Finger trick, a piece of Trick Candy, a...- $ 24.95
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Lunch Meat Notebooks
Composition Cold Cuts Every period is lunch when you're scribing on salami! These mini Lunch Meat Notebooks will have you engrossed in your note-taking like never before, but the people sitting around you might have a hard time concentrating. Meat Your New Favorite Notebook...- $ 4.95
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Meh Bandages
Instead Of Empathy, Get Some Meh-Pathy These Meh Bandages aren’t what you want for serious injuries. When the scratch isn’t too bad, you don’t have a medical emergency — you have a MEH-dical emergency. These fifteen large sterile strips, 3" x 1", decorated with the...- $ 9.95
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Monster Claws Finger Puppet Hand Green
A Hideous Transformation Takes Place... What if your normal, unassuming hand turned into a monster at night? You don’t really have an ancient curse that makes that possible, but if you did, you’d probably have claws like these Monster Claws Finger Puppet Hands on...- $ 4.95
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Monster Women Notebooks
The Future Is Female (And Fearful) Women, men, horror movie enthusiasts, and questionable internet search histories all agree- there is nothing more admirable than a strong, independent woman who's also a hideous beast. Pay homage to them with these Monster Women Notebooks- you can doodle your...- $ 8.95
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Mustache Jumbo Magnet
A Nose Cozy For Every Appliance In Your Home This Mustache Jumbo Magnet may not look like much on its own, but we put it to you- doesn't any mustache feel kinda lackluster until you see how nicely it frames one's face? Or in this case,...- $ 3.95
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Nose Pencil Sharpener
Nothing Says "Sharp" Like Putting Things In Your Nose Looks like somebody wanted to spite their face! This uniquely unsettling Nose Pencil Sharpener looks just like the real thing and will make sharpening your pencils an even more procrastinatory (and obscene) experience. Try doing it...- $ 7.95
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Office Possum Hanging Prank Toy
The Best Way To Have A Possum Indoors As much as you dream that it will eventually happen, you probably wouldn’t actually want a live possum as an officemate. Sure, you’d constantly get the affectionate glare and toothy smile that we’ve come to expect...- $ 34.95
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Pagan Breakfast God of Bacon, Eggs & Toast Mask
Breakfast and brunch are important! Why not be a Pagan Breakfast God? The sun is rising and your belly is empty, bow down before the lord of breakfast and receive the bounty of coffee and bacon! This EVA foam mask is 14-1/2" wide and...- $ 26.95
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Pancake Mask
Go all-in with your breakfast-inspired look with this Pancake Mask! you'll look (and feel!) deliciously comfortable at any Halloween bash. Perfect for breakfast-themes parties, or anyone who wants to start the day off with a smile! Reinforced paper material Attached elastic band- $ 19.95
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Pho Candy
What The Pho? It’s soup in candy form! This tan and green striped hard Pho Candy tastes like herby Vietnamese Pho. They’re un-pho-gettable! If you can’t get any real pho, these are a reasonable pho-similie! You can’t put soup in your pocket and...- $ 6.95
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Pickle Air Freshener
Turn Your Daily Commute Into A "Dilly" Commute During your commute, do you feel like a pickle in a jar? This Pickle Air Freshener will add some dill to your daily drive as it dangles deliciously from your mirror. Sweeten The Ride With Sour...- $ 9.95
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Pickle Bandages
Never Underestimate The Protective Power Of Pickles Pickle Bandages take your ills and apply a thick layer of dill. Each bandage looks just like a pickle. You'll have to hold yourself back from injuring yourself, because you'll look so adorable covered with tiny pickles!...- $ 9.95
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Pickle Fingers
Perfect For Pickle Pointing And Pickle Poking William Pickle Fingers was a legend in his own brine. Once upon a time, William burned his hands on a wood stove and then stuck them in a jar of pickles (given to him by a thoughtful,...- $ 2.95
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Pizza Candy
Every Piece Is Like A Slice The only (ONLY!) bad thing about pizza is that you can’t fold it up and carry it around in your pocket without making a big mess. Pizza Candy, however, gives you a sweet slice that is easily...- $ 6.95
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Pizza Mask
Introducing the Pizza Mask, the perfect accessory for a night out! Now you can show off your love of pizza in a stylish (and delicious) way. Reinforced paper material Elastic band attached- $ 24.95
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Possum Banana Scented Air Freshener
Pleasant Possum Pong This 4-5/8" long, heavy cardstock Possum Banana Scented Air Freshener is playing dead and smelling like the banana peel it slept on last night. It’s a pretty cute possum from its toothy snout to the tip of its fleshy tail. A Freshener...- $ 5.95
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Racing Blobfish
Just Look At How Much Fun They're Having Why the long face? Don't worry, these Racing Blobfish are having a perfectly good time, their faces are just... long. Wind 'em up and watch 'em go! What are they racing for? Are they running late for...- $ 5.95
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Racing Roach Pull Toy Prank
3… 2… 1… SCATTER! Pull back on these Racing Roaches, release them, and they’ll tear off at top speed like someone just turned on a light. Hold cockroach races or scare a family member, these 3-1/2" (8.9 cm) soft vinyl and plastic insects are...- $ 9.95
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Resist Socks
Turns Feet Into A Movement For Change Refuse! Resist! Every step you take is a step in the right direction with these comfortable, yet contrary Resist Socks! Maybe you're wearing them to work in silent protest, or maybe it's a message to your cat...- $ 19.95
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Rubber Chicken Bandages
From Tears Of Pain To Tears Of Laughter If laughter is the best medicine, then these Rubber Chicken Bandages are a cure for what ails you! Each of the fifteen large, 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm), sterile strips is decorated with...- $ 13.95
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Shrunken Head Ham Sculpture Kit Gift Box
Only Nerds Use Apples For Their Shrunken Heads It happens to the best of us... you found the perfect thing for your significant other's birthday, but they saw your search history and now you need to throw them off the scent until the actual giving of...- $ 13.95
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Squirrel in Underpants Forest Scented Air Freshener
Where Else Would They Keep Their Nuts Look at how cute and hygienic this little guy is! This Squirrel in Underpants Forest Scented Air Freshener isn't just a great way to fill your car with that fresh pine scent, it's a delight to look at....- $ 7.95
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